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>Parents leaving for a week
>"Fuck yeah a week to do whatever I want without them bullying me!"
>Been gone 24 hours
>Realize that all I do is play videogames and masturbate anyways
>Start feeling MORE lonely and depressed
What the fuck guys? This was supposed to be an EPIC week of vidya and weed
Assuming you're not memeing on me, I know exactly how you feel. Summer after my freshman year of college my parents left me home alone for about a weed and I spent the first couple days just smoking weed in my room (which I never got to do when they were around), masturbating, consuming media, and sleeping. At the end of the third day I was so tired of it all that I felt even worse than before and it wasn't even all that fun anymore.
If you're like me, you're feeling that way because you know you're not actually accomplishing anything. At the end of the day, you don't have anything tangible or anyone to verify that you were even alive that day. The trick to get around this is to be productive. Go for a run, do some studying/homework, write a bit, just do something that actually works toward a goal. Then, you can reward yourself with smoking and chilling every night or every three or four hours, or just whenever you feel like you've actually done something.
It takes a lot of self control, because it's easy to work for twenty minutes and then say "oh, that's enough, i'm gonna go smoke again" or to get a solid day of work in and then stop working for the rest of the week but you'll end up in the exact same spot you're in now if you do that.
invite some people over
>>27261592
I literally have no friends
I just go to work at night, come home sleep, jerk off and play DS2 all day erryday
Have you ever turned down pussy?
One time a sorta chubby girl wanted to "feel me inside her" but I just noped. We were naked and I even had condoms but I just didn't wanna fuck her.
tBh i want to eat out a roastie
Jesus Christ. That bitch looks like she sat on the elephant's foot in Chernobyl.
Yeah. After my ex and I splt, this new girl saw me in an ad, added me on FB (saw a lot of what I've been up to), and suddenly wanted to talk to me.
Initially I liked her back, then she turned out to be schizophrenic and I just felt like I would be taking advantage. Not just because of that, but because after only one day of talking to me she was obsessive. She literally texted me at 1am, 3am, and 5pm, meanwhile my ass was sleep. She would sleep for a maximum of four hours a day and constantly need to be talking to someone the rest of the time. And about shit I don't care for (i.e. pop culture, media, music, celebrities).
Mind you, I've been diagnosed with depression and got nothing against mental illnesses. But she made me realize I was wrong when I said I want a clingy partner. I just want a loyal one.
>you will never have a normal loving family and household
I want to move out but I'm so poor and I don't know if I can survive on my own
>>27261144
You probably did something to deserve your unpleasant situation desu.
>>27261157
My family has been fucked up for as long as I can remember. The way they treat me, I assume I was unplanned.
>>27261279
You were probably a bad person in your past life. Just don't rape or murder anyone this time around and you'll be good after dying.
Asthmatic reporting in.
>tfw even fat fucks can do more than you
>>27260959
Try having a real disease you faggot.
>>27260959
I'm a former asthmatic. Now I'm evolving into an athletic Chad.
>>27260959
>mental illness general
Hmm...
>Go to doctor yesterday
>Only time I ever can't wear long-sleeves
>Doctor tells me everything about my physical health is perfect
>Mentally I'm doing better than ever
"I don't know what's causing you to worry you'll have a heart attack this year. You don't have any of the risk-factors." He says.
Listening in a concerned, but ambivalent way.
"Have you been stressed in the past year?"
Realize I graduated college last year, that I split up with my ex, and that I haven't had a therapist since that time. Suddenly feel a sadness I didn't know was there, but answer "No."
>Pay $300 co-pay and leave, with no prescription.
>Feel so lucky I'm not dying that I feed two homeless people I meet on subway
I started having random panic attacks about 2 months ago. They come out of no where and leave me feeling miserable for days.
Has anyone experienced this before? What do I do? Go see a psychologist?
>>27260887
See one asap. I see one at my school. Don't worry I'm 18.
>>27260909
Hahaha 18 you are a faggot little kid
>>27260887
Its becuase you are a faggot, enjoynitnfor the rest of life
I spent around 20 hours do research and editing my youtube video. It has 0 views, literally.
Like what the hell do I do? Like how is this fair?
How do I get it a little traction like 100 views or something.
You could start by posting a link?
>>27260837
>>27260847
post em up here.
> I'm a robot with serious anxiety and OCD about becoming a bisexual Or a pedophile. Or even a terrorist. Any other ocd/anxiety robots?
>>27260814
Don't worry this is not bait at all. I just have serious anxiety that's all
>>27260814
How do you have ocd about that?
>>27260836
I kept hearing about how people change when they get older. I was always obsessively afraid I'll become a vkle, evil person in the future despite my current personality suggesting otherwise. I'm a straight guy with a pregnant MILF fetish yet I have these fears
As a female who is pro-trans, I'm not sure how to feel about this...
Go fuck yourself roastie whore
I hope you get run over
>jewish family
>grow out your hair super long
>call yourself trans
top meme
>tfw white girls don't want to have sex with me just because I'm black
Why are white people so racist?
IF YOU'RE WHITE, YOU CAN'T BE A ROBOT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
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>>27260695
Feel the same way but I am Mexican.
>>27260695
>>27260738
They don't fuck you because you're poor. Women only care about money.
>tfw black girls don't want to have sex with me just because I'm white
Why are black people so racist?
IF YOU'RE BLACK, YOU CAN'T BE A ROBOT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
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Ask a girl who just ended a 2 year relationship with a cyborg anything.
>>27260523
What annoyed you the most about him? What mannerisms was he unaware of? What made you date him?
You probably hurt him and are probably just a troll
I dont want to ask you anything
>>27260523
hey girl you like British guys?
What the fuck do you have to do to get an 8/10 chubby gf?
Be Chad. We've been over this thousands of times.
>8/10
>chubby
chubby girls can be cute, but never an 8/10
also those are the ones who get dicked left and right by chads
be a 9/10 male
>wake up
>dry mouth tastes like pennies and blood
Anyone else know this feel?
>wake up
>shorts and bed soaked in urine
>again
>22 years old
anyone else know this feel?
>>27260264
no, you're a freak.
>>27260407
Fuck off I cant control it. Tonight was unusual because I woke up in the middle of the night, went to go pee, didn't drink anything. Then went back to sleep and I still wet the bed.
What am I going to do when I go to uni in a few weeks?
Should opening doors for women be considered sexist?
>>27260134
Should you even open doors for other people in the first place?
Door-holding culture is just a disgusting display of pseudokindness invented by Normies so they can feel like they did something "good" without actually spending any time or effort on something that changes the world for the better. The only time door-holding is actually kind is when the person literally is unable to get through the door on themself. You holding the door for me when I'm more than capable myself is just ego-masturbation and a coupon for "having done your good in the world" when the truth is it just makes for more discomfort than if you had just let me open the door myself and not forced me to show false kindness as if you holding the door actually improved anything about my life in anyway whatsoever.
I don't really give a shit, if she wants to be an ungrateful bitch then so be it but when she needs me to cover her shift because her children are in hospital she can go fuck herself
who /crushinglonelinesseveryweekend/ here?
>tfw I gotta go to school and work on weekdays to not feel like total shit all the time nowthanks J ;)
>>27260126
I like to get wasted and shitpost/play video games all night and then sleep untill 2 pm the next day, leaving me with more dream time and less reality on the weekends
>>27260724
I'm 18 so I can't buy liquor. I also live in a very religious house which is the author of all my pain. So I J U S T gotta take it every week, familia.
>>27260776
>18
>can't buy liquor
I'm guessing you're american?
ask someone in the shop to buy it for you or find a shop where they don't care
>What will (You) do?
>Run
I'd fuck.
Fffffyuio
>Engagement Ring
Use Harden
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