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I'm attracted to short girls. Like REALLY short girls. Even if I don't know anything else about her, knowing a girl is tiny is a huge turn-on.
Am I secretly a pedophile? Or just insecure?
no you just have a fixation on the size difference or you get off on being huge compared to the girl.
>>27258488
you just enjoy natural attractions that are given to you by the creator. don't complicate it with societal/worldy knowledge. ignorance is bliss; don't eat the fruit of the tree of knowledge lest ye suffer death
>>27258518
Will doing short girls bring me closer to God?
Fucking kill me.
>tell a girl at camp how I feel about her.
>she's in disbelief
>after camp things going good.
>texting frequently, etc. etc.
>get to the point where she tells me the truth, says as of now, she doesn't like me
>don't feel super upset, I mean she was honest and she thinks I'm super nice for it.
>decide to ask if her mindset would change in future
>she replies with 'that idk'
>then ask 'still friends, I hope?'
>get blueticked
Not as bad as the stories most of you guys have but I feel worse than before.
>>27258353
underage fag detected
go away, kill yourself, ree etc
>>27258353
At least you told her.
>Yesterday I was on an elliptical after lifting
>girl who likes me and who I like back gets on the one next to me.
> I say hi, but she doesn't hear me so I say nothing.
>awkwardly ride for another 15 minutes thinking of what I could say to her.
>can't think of anything that is not extremely autistic or self centered
Now she thinks that I do not like her. She has gotten on the machine next to me like 3 times this last week. Fuck
>>27259077
OP here. Its just a hurdle thats easy to get past. Just start talking. She already likes you so its easy.
Things got really tough for me /r9k/ and i decided to suicide by starvation.
>inb4 HURR IT'S GONNA TAKE LONG AND IT'S PAINFUL
I can assure you that it's not painful at all.It's been 3 days since i've eaten anything and my brain doesn't even work correctly right now and feelings are too complex to even understand.
It's not painful at all,i'm just living my life while not eating,i'm thin but i'm probably going to die within 2 weeks because of heart disease or something,my immune system will shut down and i already have heart problems.
The only thing troubling me atm is that i feel extremely cold and i have some headaches but it's tolerant.
Godspeed death.
Stop drinking, it'll kill you a hell of a lot faster. Or drink an outrageous amount of water, go the other way and aim for lyse cells.
pls dont do it anon
>>27258434
My life is at the point of no return now fellow robot,i can't stand the pain.
Should I just kill myself so I won't have to deal with any of this bullshit anymore?
pic related
Have you considered swing dancing? The variety of socially-acceptable hats in swing dancing is out of control. Also only white people do it now days.
Try rogaine
>inb4 500 excuses why you can't
>>27258310
Shave that noggin anon
Is love real or just a meme? I never loved anyone, never had a oneitis, never had a crush beyond physical attributes and only have very few friends with which I'm not very close.
How does love work/feel?
>>27258131
>I never loved anyone, never had a oneitis, never had a crush beyond physical attributes
Finally someone willing to admit it.
I want to ask you this.
Do you have some personal form of love you think unique to yourself?
One you've developed internally, that you keep separate from the meme?
>>27258221
Not really. I mean, I like my family, pets and friends. But that's as much as I ever felt for others. I wouldn't even say that I really love them. Well, my pets maybe. And my parents because I'm supposed to.
I had crushes on girls before in school, but that was just because they were good looking and puberty.
Overall, the concepts of love, partnership and sex are completly foreign to me.
>>27258312
So you don't at least have some extrapolation on how you would translate what motivation others have to be close to one another?
It took me a while myself, but even then it wasn't enough for me to desire it. It's too much work.
To understand something is one thing, to want it is another.
I'm searching for literature on how to control ones mood.
Is there anything that's not 80% about meditation?
>What is meditation NOT?
You should probably try meditation though
>>27258118
Captain underpants!
lsd just arrived from darknet
it came in an envelope, between sheets of A4 - a grey plastic condom type packaging, should I open it now?
>>27258058
Do it, and then do it
I just got mine from a dodgy brown envelope.
You know what you need to do.
>>27258058
You're literally going to die OP. Stop being stupid
Is there anything white people have that black people don't do better?
>>27257432
Souls. Promise. Worth.
>>27257464
>white people
>souls
Nice bait, I almost fell for it.
>>27257432
Any country worth living in
>you're on your knees offering her marriage
>she's been on her knees in front of a hundred other guys
>>27257427
>Friend is going to get married in 4 months
>Bride is used up roastie
>This really triggers me
>>27257427
This doesn't rhyme so fuck you for even thinking about trying
>>27257427
fish paste
Swinging from man to man and receiving constant attention and offers of a relationship, women will never be lonely.
True, despairing loneliness or unrequited love will never be experienced by a woman-that is the exclusive domain of man. When was the last time you heard a woman complaining about being single?
>>27257412
>When was the last time you heard a woman complaining about being single?
Never, to be honest.
>tfw male
>tfw gayfag and can get a man whenever I want
Too bad they don't make straight conversion camps :^)
>>27257480
Too bad they let us round up all the fags and shoot them in the fucking head
>you're a failure in life because you don't put any hard work and effort
>>27257376
>"Sorry anon, can you sit somewhere else? we need the seat for someone else"
>they were my only friend-group
>no-one else ever came, they just wanted to get rid of me so I sat at a nearby table alone while everyone was chatting and having fun
fuck normies
>>27257376
thats actually true, former robot here
>>27257746
Fuck off normie REEEEEEEE
Orignal drdur
Where do I find a loyal man?
>>27257249
certainly not on r9k
>>27257249
You don't, stupid roastie
Right here
Here I am, a loyal man. I am loyal to my girlfriend. Fuck you roastie whore, I AM LOYAL TO MY GF.
Rate my Knife.
Unsheathed
>>27257169
more photos, better lighting, maybe unsheath it basically impossible to tell what style of blade it is in that photo
It was made in Pakistan. I'm assuming in some large bazaar.
Do you like girls who wear heavy make-up?
>>27257136
yes and no.. for waking up next to someone and spending time in doors with them id prefer no makeup
for going out somewhere like on the weekend i like to see them with makeup, and they do look good with heavy makeup on a lot of times
sometimes women with makeup intimidates me though. like they seem like a different person, so it has to be the right kind of makeup
idk it just depends on the occasion but for sure not heavy makeup everyday, would rather see light makeup during the week and no makeup when its just us in the morning or doing something intimate
No, I hate anything fake. I think less of a woman if they so much as dye their hair.
>>27257223
gud opinion desu
Who /TRUE/ here?
I don't understand
what did OP mean by this?
>>27256904
True unto caesar an sheeeeeit
>>27256912
fuck off Normie Californian Republic
