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Rip in pieces?shes my gf but we havent kissed (i know, i know)
>>27255050
How long has the relationship been? If it's been more than a few weeks she's cucking you
>>27255089
Couple of weeks, she's definitely not the type to do that
15 mins gone. Byebye robots guess I'm killing myself, blew the one fucking chance
>took 2mg Xanax forty minutes before going outside
>walked around for three hours listening to music
>still felt anxious and scared and awkward, the only difference being my muscles were more relaxed and I felt sleepy
I am literally going to kill myself.
It takes time.
Also Xanax is more for sleeping.
You need to combo that with some light anti anxiety-depressiong drug, pref third gen
There's no pharmaceutical cure for being a lazy pussy.
>>27255277
What does anxiety from a personality disorder have to do with me being a lazy pussy? Fuck off.
This girl is a coalburner nigger lover but claims she doesnt take the black tyrone cock anymore, can she really be trusted though or is she trying to cuck
For reference this is the guy who popped her cherry
>>27255016
no.
shes some disgusting arab/southamerican/eastern euro trash anyway
She's garbage
Avoid at all costs
>finally get a gf
>she's perfect for me in every way
>she's everything i ever wanted in a girl
>makes me so happy I start getting my life on track
>she tells me she was raped by 2 dudes one we both know and a stranger
>all I can think about is 2 guys holding down my girlfriend and putting it in her mouth and vagina
>psychologically damaged as fuck now
>>27254763
>she was raped by 2 dudes one we both know
wait, she still talks to the guy who raped her?
Thinking about something physiologically damaged you?
That's weak
She wasn't raped jesus christ the stupidity.
"Robots" who have had gfs and been in relationships...can you explain the following in the most vivid and descriptive manner you possibly can?
>What does it feel like to be in love with a girl, who loves you back?
>How does the first time you discover mutual love feel?
>How does it feel hugging a girl, holding her hand and kissing her for the first ever time?
>How does it feel cuddling and laying down with each other?
>How it feel when she texts you and says she loves you?
th-thanks
>feels sad or lonely
You are not a robot, you are a normie.
Fuck off
>>27254711
I've had girlfriends but all the time we were together in total probably wasn't more than a week, and I never really loved any of them (and they sure as fuck didn't love me). Kind of sucks that I can't answer your question.
>What does it feel like to be in love with a girl, who loves you back?
It feels pretty fantastic, just knowing that right now someone who could've had anyone else, decided to chose you. That you're something special to that person, that you mean something to them. That you're important to them and they have no reason to other than that you make them feel good
>How does the first time you discover mutual love feel?
It feels pretty great, to know that you're both on the same wavelength and get each other. That someone really does enjoy spending time with you and wants to take it to that next level. That you're good enough for someone to love you.
>How does it feel hugging a girl, holding her hand and kissing her for the first ever time?
The warmth you feel when you hug her is magical, the way the world seems to melt away. The way your filled with happiness and you can just take in their whole person and just holding them as close to you as you can, with the mutual understanding that you love her and she loves you. The first kiss is nearly indescribable, when your lips touch it's a nice slow moment and she reciprocates. It makes your knees weak and it makes your stomach full of butterflies and once you cross that line, you're pretty much buckled in to that relationship. Holding hands is just a nice way to say "I'm here for you" and just a nice gesture to show that you're side by side together.
>How does it feel cuddling and laying down with each other?
Again, magical. Similar to hugging but much more intimate, laying down together, holding each other close at their most vulnerable. Being able to hold that person close and just relax and fall asleep. You feel like their protector and that you're guarding over them. Makes you feel special.
>How it feel when she texts you and says she loves you?
Just hearing that everyday, I can never grow tired of. Just that small reassurance that tells you just HOW much she cares about you. That she wants to be with you.
Why would anyone want a gf? Please don't fall for the gf meme like I did.
go shove a barbed wire wrapped turd up your dickhole you humble bragging normie faggot
fuck your grandfather
eat shit and cum tartare sauce you pus sucking poo swallower
>>27254595
Who needs women when you got your dream car?
Pic related
What makes you say that OP? Did your gf turn out a shit?
What type of drugs are you robots doing?
I found myself a full bottle stash of Oxycodone 5mg with 325 Acetaminophen. My dad injured his hip and had to get replacement surgery, but he never touched the painkillers.
I did 10mg of the Oxy earlier today which was two pills, I looked around on erowid and did research first so I did them on an empty stomach, then crushed them up first then swallowed of course because of the quicker release. I had zero tolerance and never done any opiates before and I must say that felt so fucking good. My entire body felt nice and relaxed. Whenever I stood up to walk I could have barely feel my legs.
I can see how people can get easily addicted to this because I feel like doing some more right now, but I don't want to build up a tolerance and get withdrawal symptoms when I stop.
I'll probably wait a week and then do 15mg this time, I also might try mix them with a little alcohol to potentiate the drug, but a little concerned about mixing the acetaminophen and alcohol because that'll fuck up my liver.
>>27254448
I'm high on life nigga
salvia is dank
>>27254448
Anything i should know before taking LSD? What state of mind should I be in, what should I do, who should I have around me?
who /wastedagain/ here?
I'm so bloody drunk and I'm feeling hardcore. Call me a fag, but this is what I'm lsitening to, any other drunk bots link what you're lsiteing to, share why you're drinking etc\
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVB_CIplD14
>>27254382
SOMEOPNE FUCKING ANSWER ME FAGGOTS./
>>27254382
pretty good but the singer is trying too hard you know what I mean? Also try some misfits or RADKEY. Sort of "harder" than this or whatever ya wanna call it but. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5K0ZOH-koY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZJPPOLBDcc
some more shit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVJYY5-s1Pw
https://carseatheadrest.bandcamp.com/track/sober-to-death
Listening to this drinking henry williams cause i miss my psycho gf and shes never coming back
>you can text me when punching matresses gets old
everytim ;_;
>uncle forcing me to do landscaping with him again
Should I kill him and then myself?
>>27254329
You can count it as job training, at least you'll be able to have a job in our upcoming, automated cyberpunk future.
>>27254329
>forcing you
how is he forcing you? just say no, stand up for yourself you massive faggot
>whining about having to do some easy, entry level as fuck work
Who is considering going /fulldegeneratefurry/ here? Like collecting dragon dildos and getting pozzed at cons?
>>27254236
amazing and original
>considering
Aside from fursuiting, I'm a full blown furfag.
Also
>2010+6
>The year of Zootopia
>furries are still considered degenerate
wew cub
Why spend thousands of dollars on a fucking fursuit just to get AIDs? All you have to do is just wear assless chaps into a gay bar bathroom.
Why haven't you moved to europe yet
europe is too crowded. There is no space to breath.
t. european
>>27254103
Been there done that, it's time for America
>>27254103
Too many muslims
Let's write Moot a letter robots
Dear Moot,
Fuck off with this second thread nobody fucking cares kill yourself nigger
>>27254090
who is this moot you speak of?
and original tendies
"Ahhhh anon.... fuck my boipussy, just like that"
What did he mean by this?
>>27254034
Dunno but I can tell you it'sbetter than fucking a girl.
I have to start using my fleshlight again.
What does a boipussy feel like?
Tfw six inches and have nothing to complain about or nothing to brag about
Is this thread dead desu??
Wow, okay, no one feels the same way. Its cool, I'll just fuck off to the other side than
tfw 2.5" flac, 6" erect
tfw they laugh until they pull their tits out
Ask some high af black dude anything!
how do i get a gf?
original
>>27253696
how many inches. and how many girls have you been with?
>>27253696
Will you breed your seed in my tight white bussy?
