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>meet guy from tinder
>pre tell him that I can only be there for 14 minutes
>we meet talk for a bit then I leave
He unmatched me.. R9k ;_;, I don't even like him but what did I do wrong? Am I uglier irl
14 minutes for what? a date? lol ur retarded
>>27241126
how the fuck should we know you driveling retard
>>27241155
Yes
I told him that I didn't have much time
Do you think it's why he unmatched me? Or is it because of my face my personality
If I was really pretty he wouldn't care..
>tfw going to get drunk two days in a row
Am I on my first steps towards alcoholism?
uh oh OP
I wish I didn't know this feel but I do
Stay safe
>>27241110
Is it on your own? If so, this is the beginning. If not, don't worry about it mang.
I've been drinking alone in my room for the past 3 days
>>27241110
>two days in a row
are you four? try everyday for years you pathetic normie
Who else here /realizedtheywereadopted/?
>How did you find out?
>was your adopted family kind to you or curel?
>siblings? How were the parents?
>do you want to find your biological family? How are you looking? Have you found them?
I recently realized my abusive family wasnt my biological family looking at their family photos. You can see their genetic similarities, but in me you dont see anything. Theyre the worst assholes- and theyre not even my real family.
>Adopted
>Shit skin
>White "parents"
Is there a worse feel?
>>27240926
Are they good to you?
>>27240980
Yea, but family photos are weird.
>seeing all the posts about AvPD
>when the fuck are they going to stop going on about this "hurr antisocial misanthrope" maymay
>decide to look AvPD on wikipedia
>mfw avoidance of social interaction despite a strong desire to be close to others
>mfw I have AvPD
>>27240796
don't self-diagnose yourself
it's pointless and just gives yourself a crutch to lean on instead of tackling your problems
>>27240796
I just figured this out myself, I was diagnosed with anxiety and depression a few years ago (I'm too smart to be an asspie), but really, the description of AvPD fits my actions to a fucking T.
I'm working on it though, never give up, get yourself out your comfort zone, it's the only way.
>>27240806
>solve your problem
>don't try to figure out what your problem is
Sitting at home being a robot just got some top shelf bud and some 100ug lsd blotters
>tfw psychedelics just make you feel really insecure about having a body and being surrounded by oppressive social climates
Dissos all the way
Fuck the world, what it believes it should ask of me and what I believe I deserve from it
I'll just go off into space in my head with alien friends I'm inventing (or maybe not, that's even scarier) where everything is simple and we stop beating each other and ourselves up over nonsense.
7 grams for 55$ did I get ripped off?
>>27241077
What strain
Be honest /r9k/. If you were to live life a new life as a female knowing everything you know right now and remembering your experience as a male, how would you live your life? Let's say you're a 7/10, cute but not extraordinarily great looking
Marry some beta software engineer or something and stay at home playing MMO's all day, using the fact that I'm female to obtain a position of status and constant attention from all the guilds.
>>27240770
I'd hold out for a genuinely kind beta robot and become a perfect wife for him and live happily ever after.
I'd probably be a filthy whore considering when I get horny I get really faggy thoughts but when I cum I'm completely straight
Or I could devote my self to one robot and just suck his cock all day
who else here really dumb? i had my iq tested as a kid, i got 89, i assume it hasn't changed.
>tfw 1 point below average
>tfw no high iq gf to look after me when i do stupid things
> inb4 only high IQ people post.
>>27240730
>89
>1 point below average
Yeah, you're an idiot alright
>>27240730
you're among your equals
Robots how would you convince girls to stay pure?
if i turned all the other men in the world into copies of me, they'd pretty much have no choice but to stay pure
Lock them in a bunker
but i like sluts
>I wear these for comfort, not attention you pervert!
But you just sit on the machines and text, bitch.
>>27240574
Gotta be comfortable while you text to be honest with you family
>>27240558
>wearing New Balance shoes
I'd spit in her face
>tfw mummy is on her way home from work and i'm going to make her buy me burger king
I'm 22 btw
When I was 22, I felt like a kid.
Now I'm almost thirty and nothing has changed.
>>27240494
>burger king
pleb as fuck
>>27240494
>tfw eating delicious reindeer burgers
I made them myself btw
Guys this cannot be right.
South America should NOT be THAT far east.
>be south american
>get kidnapped
>get raped
>get head chopped off
viva la che
the lesson, as always:
brazilians ruin everything
Map projections
It weirds me out too but Brazil has always been close to Africa (which makes a good bit of sense all things considered)
Red flags for girls thread? And none of this
>not a virgin
>has male friends
bullshit. Actual red flags that a girl should be avoided.
>belly extends past boobs
>greasy unwashed looking hair
>dark lipstick ever
>lipstick for anything but formal occasions
>wears fishnets
>doesn't usually wear makeup
>black nail polish
>lisp
>facial piercings
>multiple and/or large visible tattoos
>more than 1.25 chins
>thighs hang over knees
>no mid-torso concave curve
>no hobbies
>can't cook
>self-harm past early high school
>vidya game shirt
>smells bad
>doesn't call you daddy during sex
>doesn't beg for your cummies
It's not like these are impossible standards for girls to meet. Just don't act like you have autism, advertise you make bad decisions, or look embarrassing to associate with in public.
>flirts with more than one guy at once
>short hair/one side of head shaved
>>27240352
Here's some
>likes more then 2 anime series
>overly obsessive of washed out normie tier games ex: league csgo etc
>anything retro gaming
>feminist
>finds ruby rose attractive
>fat
>Mexican
>doesn't acknowledge the fact that robots exist
>meme queen
>filthy frank fan
>Kpop obsession
I've ran out of red flags I guess
>is a feminist
This simple fact shows the ardent disregard for western values and the strength of civilization.
Again and again, I keep fapping to mom/son incest stuff, despite wanting to quit.
I just fapped to this.
How fucked am I in the head?
Slowly, I find this shit really, really troubling.
I would seriously appreciate some help here.
The fantasies keep coming back and I barely fap to any other form of porn anymore.
Try fapping to futa on shota incest porn and know what real shame is.
>>27240326
Do you want to fornicate with your own mother?
Anon, you only have a limited amount of time in life, why waste it in front of the computer?
Cause after you die its all worthless
Because in the limited time I'm alive I want to spend it doing things I enjoy. I don't enjoy socializing. I enjoy playing video games on my computer.
>>27240320
because life sucks
You missed out on teenage sex.
>>27239969
I let my friend fuck me up the ass does that count?
does 19 count as teenage?
>>27239969
Have you been fucked in the ass ? I wouldnt suggest it unless you guys are bros, I'm not gay either I just wanted to make him happy
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