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Hello robots. I really need advice, so I would be very pleased if you help me. Also, sorry for my bad English, as I'm from Spain.
Last night, my best friend shot himself. The last words he said to me were "I don't want to work all day to have five fucking hours to sleep, and then keep working until I am 65 years old. Then they give us a little amount of money but you can't do anything because you are already dead."
His parents were narcissistic and wanted to use him to make their dreams true, so they always made fun of him even for the slightest fail. He couldn't stand it.
Here is my question. What can I do with my life? Like him, I don't want to work so hard to have a shitty life and my parents are shit. As we say here in /r9k/, I don't want to be a wagecuck.
What can I do, robots?
>>27237295
>What can I do with my life?
You know the answer, just decide on something and put everything into it, forget distractions
>>27237332
OP here. Thanks, at least this answer is better than the ones I got on /b/
here are some options:
1-get on neetbux
2-become a successful enterpreneur and retire early
3-completely drop out of society and live in the wilderness
4-learn to enjoy the mediocre wagecuck lifestyle (most 'self-help' books exist to help you with that)
5-get a really lucrative career and retire early, or a prestigeous one that fulfils you
have fun!
If you listen to 6 or more of the music genres posted on this list, there is a good chance you are a neckbeard.
1. Symphonic Metal
2. Hard Trance
3. Melodic Metal
4. Melodic Dubstep
5. Folk Metal
6. Hardstyle
7. Power Metal
8. IDM/Glitch
9. Industrial Rock
10. Djent/Progressive
11. Symphonic/Melodic Black Metal
12. Death Metal/TechDeath
13. Trancecore/Trance Metal
14. Happycore
15. Electronicore/Electronic Rock
16. Metalcore
i listen to none of those
I recorded a 15 minute long audio of my Mother fucking my Father and have played it back on iTunes over 400 times since February. What is wrong with me?
>>27237290
You should just share it, man
>group of
>BA loses his virginity first, expected, very tall, medium looking, but always a bro
>A loses virginity second, total bro, short, decentish looking, type of guy everyone likes
>J loses virginity, decent looking, medium height, shy, but not aspie
>C loses virginity, short, medium looking, aspie AF
>AG loses virginity, short, ugly, kinda aspie, boring
>AS loses virginity, very short, ugly, super aspie
Me
>tall
>best looking of all of them
>shy, but not aspie or weirdo
Why am I the last one to lose my virginity out of all my friends? I'm 22, I don't harbor I'll redpilltipper OR whiteknight views towards women. I'm the most educated so far with a huge range of hobbies....
I has a girl before I spooned and slept with and made out a lot but we never fucked three years ago...
How do I lift the curse?
>>27237189
>I has a girl
This might be part of the problem
>>27237189
>best looking of all of them
Because of this. Your head is up your own ass. You spend more time looking in the mirror than at other people.
You've got a nasty sense of entitlement there.
>>27237238
Ignore my grammatical error there plsz you know what I mean.
>>27237252
I'm not entitled, I know I don't deserve a gf anymore than they do and I'm happy for them,however I don't see how I'm the last one without a stable gf
>be black
>finally find a korean girl who's interested in me
>is a massive jesus freak and supports slutwalk
>>27237089
Have you tried dating within your own race, idiot?
>>27237106
no black people here that aren't nigerian/jamaican fob christians/mudslimes senpai
>>27237126
>Jamaican FOB
Where do you live?
>tfw no Jamaican immigrant gf
Just caught my brother stealing from mom, should I snitch?
if you even have to ask this question, you're a massive bitch.
How about you don't be a faggot for once in your life you dumb shit?
honestly u have to ask for something in return for your silence
thats how you start to blackmail
>British radio station
>paraphrasing
>"I would've thought women like men who cry, they're more in touch with their emotions. But actually, it seems like that's not the case."
why is this upsetting or surprising to you? are you 16?
>>27236728
Only beta orbitors ever believed that meme
Pandora was only interested in the box when it was closed.
I'm thinking about overdosing on Alcohol, opiates and benzos alone in a hotel room. Do you think it's a good way to commit suicide?
>>27236677
If it works, it's good enough.
It's good if you focus mostly on opiates so you can die happily
You're going to need a lot, but I think this will get the job done, even if you forget why you were doing it in the first place.
If i go wageslave for a year or two, will i be able to study after that?
I can't do it now because i'll just do nothing and then fail all the exams.
There's a thing I'd like to study that's pretty interesting to me but when I tried I failed miserably.
If I ever try again I will be in my late 20s.
What are you asking? Reword this.
>>27237352
I thought i worded it very simply and accurately but i could try more words or something.
If i go to university now i'll just sit and do nothing instead of studying and then fail the exams.
If i get a job and work for a year or two, might i be able to really study in university since i'd be used to working hard?
ITT only chads may enter
>just fucked my literal model gf
Mfw business is taking off rapidly
Hey chad here. Feels nice to have a chad thread. Welcome to r9k. You kwmo they call it a supreme gentlemens clib?
>popped cherry of qt girl
>dumped her over text
Feels good man
>>27236705
Yea brah isn that the best feeling. Just bought a limited edition ferrari 458. Gonna add i to my collection ^_^
Anyone here experience hearing loss or can give some insight on what I'm experiencing?
So I put earplugs in last night because my neighbors dog won't shut the fuck up and wakes me up every night. They worked very well but I woke up this morning to find my right ear is "numb." The inside of the ear feels full, and it is slightly painful to stick my finger in the ear. i also experience a sharp pain in that ear when I burp.
Am I fucked? I'm going to go to an ear doctor ASAP, but I just woke up and was hoping r9k could give me some insigh as well.
Also general hearing loss stories.
>>27236583
who here /visionloss/
things are really blurry more then 30m away, been like this since I was young (blurry past 80m ish) but has got worse over the yearsnot wanting glasses or contacts and havent told anyone this in real
>>27236583
inner ear infection. going to need a doc to prescribe ear drops and it lasts around 30 days potentially. easily fixable if you handle it right away
>>27236626
this
inner ear infection can give you temporary hearing loss, get to the doctor.
Get in femanon. Now.
>>27236390
No, Harvey.
Uhh, no.
>>27236390
Get in adobe photo shop.
Why does he have a shadow. And his chin has a second shadow. Answer: photo shop.
>So tell me anon...what made you decide to date older women?
>>27236311
The abnormally large heads of course.
I'm into huge foreheads.
is that eggman's mother?
Hey /r9k/! What's your favorite color?
I don't have a favourite colour.
>>27236296
Teal. Why do you ask?
Indigo
>not gay
Post 'em if you got 'em. Original comment desu.
Chad vs robot
Originalu desu
>>27236139
Best plot for a show
So I finally got sick of working at Walmart and living in my parents' basement... I'm sick of drinking my pain away and hurting over things I can't change... I'm going to do something about it all. I'm going to change what I can change.
In less than a month, I'm taking what I've saved working in this shithole, and I'm moving 2000 miles away from home and completely reinventing myself... I'll start small. A small shit job, a humble living space, and try and meet new people... I'll buy some shit car after walking to my small job and then I'll be able to explore the world a bit more... I'll drink to be happy rather than sad, and I'll get myself into healthier thinking habits... I'm so fucking desperate for this. I can't be stagnant.
After learning one of my recent froglet friends shot himself, I just haven't been the same, man. I can't finish like that. I can't waste away. God, he was so much better of a person than me and I somehow am the one breaking free... I want to live as hard as possible for the friends who had given up... I want to show them we fucking can change and find a reason to be happy.
I refuse to let it end with a bullet.
Awesome blog family. Where can u subscribe for more?
>>27236007
truelifeofafrogletteen.tumblr.com
>>27235962
Good call. How old are you?
