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who /addictedtoweed/ here?
>>27233839
NOOROOROOOOMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>27233839
How do you fail so much to be addicted to a non addictive substance.
I know right? I just drank like 70 ounces of beer and it barely phases me but I'm sitting here cheifing this weed like a fucking steam train..
im bored. are there any fun free games to occupy myself with until im tired enough to go to sleep?
i dont know why i expected anyone to respond to my shit thread
Floating Point on steam
you can get tons of free games by pirating them. virtually anything you want is there for free.
you could download an emulator for snes or playstation or something and some roms and play those for free if you can't into torrent.
Daily reminder women always want Chad no matter where they're from
Pic heavily related
>>27233622
>women like men with attractive qualities
shocker
>>27233637
Men have so much diverse tastes across the world though, but even a woman from Afghanistan and one from the United States likes the SAME EXACT THING.
That guy has a square jaw and would get any white roastie here. Just.. fuck
>>27233679
>Men have so much diverse tastes across the world though
Literally everyone prefers white women with European features. Stop pulling shit out of your ass and maybe try to improve instead
This shit feels nearly impossible to get out of, unless someone literally takes me by the hand and forces me to come out and be around people.
No one bothers to do that, and i don't blame them. I'm scared, tense, dissociative, awkward. It's endearing when a girl is like that, but when it's a man i'm seen as dangerous and not deserving of help, and as a failure if i'm not strong like i'm supposed to be.
I'm scared of everyone, even of my own family, no matter how much they say they love me and wish me well.
I won't be able to attend any conventions this year like i dreamed of. There is so much people, i feel like i'm being taken away by the waves, there's so many outgoing people, i feel like i don't belong. There's so many eyes, i feel like i'm a freak show humiliating himself.
i can't even talk to people in world of warcraft
are you taking any meds?
it's pretty much hell
can barely go outside, no friends in real life, no friends online, can't even use a mic in games online, can't hold a job
i wish i was one of those anxious people who didn't like other people and was just satisfied being alone but i'm not. i'm fucking not. i want to have friends and love so bad but it's terrifying. the idea of getting those things is TERRIFYING.
>have 1 brief moment with slightly attractive woman in RL
>cant stop thinking bout it all day
>go home and masturbate
life at 30 brehs
>>27233300
>qt.314 christian girl at work with a huge ass asks me questions about my life
>go home and fantasize about the life we could have together
I want off this ride
>>27233380
>converting to Orthodoxy
>meet Priest's daughter for first time
>my age or slightly older
>extremely qt
>beautiful singing voice
>even looks at me over her coffee mug; I know because I caught her doing it
>spend rest of night imagining us living together
>dream about her entire night
>continue imagining in morning
>sigh as I realize that I have completely fallen in love with a girl I have never even spoken to and never will be able to speak to
Why can't I just not be attracted to women? Please, it is all I want.
>>27233508
iktfb
it is literally suffering, I really hate that I am this desperate
I'm really thinking about moving to a new state and joining a catholic church and just assume a new life, because I am done being alone
are there any fembots out there out also hate being female?
if i was a boy things would be so easy
>hard to make guy friends even tho i get along with them
>always end up trying to get with me or they start getting touchy and creepy
>want them to stop looking at me like im "just a girl"
>don't wanna be an ftm tranny tho
I don't like that im so short at weak it makes me feel uneasy and every time i talk to a guy about this they always say "stay in your fucking lane woman" so im hoping to hear other fembots thoughts....
I feel vaguely depressed about being a woman when confronted with the reality of how men feel about us, but in itself it's fine. I identify very strongly with femininity and there are lots of social benefits that I can't help but rely on.
>>27233263
>if i was a boy things would be so easy
cont,
being a girl has its perks but honestly im not getting any since im neet anyways.
its so hard to make girlfriends also where would i even start
Oh boy did I fuck it up this time, robots.
Remember 3-4 weeks ago there was a "lose virginity to hooker" thread? no?
Story short I had adult relations with a 27yo blonde with one leg, things were good afterwards and I assumed all was well.
Yesterday at 6pm I receive 20 unknown calls thinking who tf is this.. well that BITCH fucking found my address somehow and confronted my batshit mother, now I waddle home ignorant of the situation right? I'm a block from the house and I can see a familiar blue car parked on the street.
Two children are locked in the car unsupervised and it's 40 degrees out, I felt like calling the cops but decided to tell my mother. I'm inside and that nagging voice makes herself present.
"Anon, who is this woman?, you fooled around under my roof etc etc ragie vagie"
That fucking cunt told my mother almost everything, and the WORST PART? She claimed to be pregnant. My mother collapsed on the floor panting, I'm about to faint myself from autistic anxiety induced rage and that cunt is smoking asking what WE are going to do about """"OUR"""" kids.
"Kids? First of all you have no proof I EVER knocked you up ( I wore a condom and swapped during round 2 )"
My heart is racing typing this, basically I had to call an ambulance to hall my mother off and those 2 kids are sleeping in MY MOTHER'S FUCKING HOUSE. and I instructed that home wrecker to not step upstairs.
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO????
Kill her then an hero.
The only logical solution desu
>>27233153
call the copsoh waitBTFO by a roastie, ur fucked mate
gtfo my property.
lock door.
threaten to involve police.
and that's about it.
also deny everything, admit nothing, and talk as little as possible.
>was with this qt 3.14 girl
>had so much fun times
>cuddled
>hugged
>held hands
>then suddenly woke up
>tfw it was just a dream
>tfw don't even know the name of this random girl my brain imagined
i don't know any girls irl so my brain doesn't have the material to dream any up.
>>27233130
>dream about ex fiancee
>We got a nice home somewhere sunny and warm
>Looks beautiful
>Tells me she is pregnant
>Wake up in butt fuck rockies
>Cold and snowing outside
>Alone in small room covered in beer cans
>look at most recent email
>was received feb 2014
>mfw
>tfw your feelings in dreams are more intense than your feelings in real life
what does this mean
>library just implemented a no-singles policy
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO BE A NORMALFAG TO READ BOOKS NOW? DOING THIS TO THE CINEMA WAS ENOUGH ALREADY
you cant be serious. that makes zero sense.
this has gone too fucking far now
Too many robots fapping in the library. This is what you get.
"A deal's a deal, Anon. Now you have to take LSD and go to a music festival with me."
>>27232741
I would do LSD anyways
>>27232741
Sounds like fun, count me in!
Why would I ever have any hesitation to do either of those things. If anything they'd be my idea.
welp, that's it, she is no longer my pornfu
>>27232608
hahah holy shit her eye bags are almost as bad as mine.
>>27232608
Should've went with Hitomi Tanaka if we're talking about asian pornfus.
She's never even been "blacked", as far as I know.
>>27232694
she knows her target demographhic
Can /britfeel/ threads not survive night shifts anymore? Did we finally get completely saturated by normies and abandon r9k?
Or was it too many undercover american posters. I bet it was them.
Lads?
Christ, what's happened.
Hello I am here
Post waifus I'm going back to sleep
Partly Americans
Party waifu cretins giving the illusion of fast threads
/britfeel/ has always been slow
Anyone else believe autism isn't real and it's just little spoiled faggots that needed to be whacked more as kids and told not to sperg out every time something didn't go their way.
autism itself is real, but letting autists do whatever with no consequences is dumb.
It's real, there's just huge variety on how minor or extreme it is.
Being spoiled as a child has nothing to do with autism.
Not being smacked around enough as a child has nothing to do with autism.
You probably have a low level in intelligence and lack critical thinking skills hence why you're able to comprehend any of this, which is why you made this thread.
>>27232288
spotted the aut
>you don't need anyone else to be happy, man
>just do things for you
>don't give a fuck about what others think
why do people say this crap
am I just supposed to be content with being alone and unloved for the rest of my life? I cannot handle that
>>27232215
Then change it. Don't expect society to suddenly change just so you get friends. It's far better to change yourself.
>>27232238
Quit normal go to tumblr
Don't listen to them, they have a lifetime of accumulated social experiences that buffer against any short term feelings of loneliness or unhappiness.
Normies care what others think, but they are naturally talented at saying and doing the right things so just being urself :^) is an effortless winning strategy for them.
Do you have a driver license? Why do you drive? Where are you going?
Yes
to drive away from the pain, mostly
If I could drive I'd probably smash my car into a wall
No
I don't
Only within biking distance
