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>tfw you haven't fapped in 5 months because you feel no motivation to do it
I pity you all who have trouble with nofap, it just comes naturally to me
>>27219909
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I made it through 3 days of nofap. Trying again but I'm at less than 24 hours and already starting to break
>>27219909
You're suffering from some kind of physical illness. I've been severely depressed, but I still fapped every 2 weeks at the very most.
>tfw really ugly
Is there a worse curse than this?
>>27219831
you could be ugly on the inside too because then you won't have any platonic friends so silver linings i guess
Being crippled
>>27219881
>tfw ugly on the inside
you just made me feel my brother
>received a letter for jury duty
Fuck! Fucking normshits! How do I get out of this!?
>>27219827
Just go and do your duty. It might be an interesting case and you might have the opportunity to send a Chad to prison.
>>27219827
Show them that you post on /r9k/
Depends is this your first time?
ITT we actually help each other
Come in here robots
Come in here and break free from your shackles
Break free from your demons and the walls you built
Post anything you think might help someone out there
Or talk about anything positive in general
Lets try and change together!
>>27219695
top shelf baked chocolate cake
Ok something that might help someone, ok let's see...
Don't fool yourselves guys, relationships are not worth your time effort or money keep those resources to yourself, loneliness it's not such a bad companion after all.
Don't trick yourselves into thinking the girl you like it's different, she isn't.
Don't trick yourselves into believing life is worth living, it isn't
Don't trick yourselves into wasting resources one people. people are terrible and will use your kindness for their own good.
Do not under any circumstance think that becoming someone else and changing what you like and what you are for someone you like will not affect you.
Get fit not for women but for yourself, a healthy body shows respect for yourself, forget self esteem and what women think it's unnecessary remember that women value 80% of men below average even when they are average persons, so forget about it.
Don't let go of anime or vidyia because people tell you to, woman are very shallow creatures and will lust over your six pack even though you are a child rapist and will run away with you I-E Syrian refugee escapes with female prison guard.
>but but that's not indicative of the whole women population
Shut up slut you are all the same and not a single one of you is different
In conclusion, if you want to lift don't do it for someone else do it because you want to.
Don't let go of the things you like because people find them childish or stupid
Life is meaningless nobody cares about you and everyone judges no matter how much good you have done.it's not projecting it's just the truth
>>27219851
I read these like Eminem lyrics lol
>>27219695
>help eachother
>say something positive
>nice words make the world a better place
>tfw your whole life is ruined because you crave emotional attention from animalistic fuck holes
It only feels like that now while you're young and your hormones are raging.
>>27219262
Sometimes you go your whole life with your hormones raging. My dad is 60 and his doctor said he has the testosterone of an 18 year old. I've got the same genes.
All I can do is feelsbadman with OP.
>>27219262
The problem is not my hormones, but women's hormones.
Further proof that the male involved in WMAF couplings is always both a physical and mental runt
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-35830333
It's not because he's white. The article mentions he had issues with psychosis after an accident.
It's messed up that it got to this point but his brain was probably damaged in ways current medicine can't even fully understand yet.
RIP
>>27218884
>he had issues with psychosis after an accident.
Funny how only white people have such disorders
>>27219009
I guess its true only white people have brains, yes.
Anons, I need your help. Recently I ended up with okay amount of disposable cash. However, I'm not sure on what to spend it. Options:
>1. New gaming PC (old one was top-of-the-line 4 years ago)
>2. Drugs and hookers (should last for 20 sessions or so; my sex life is miserable atm but I'm cyborg, had sex before)
>3. More bottles of alko for my minibar, making it a respectable reservoir (I drink roughly 3 times a week, no big issue to fall back to cheap wine though)
>4. Leather jacket, leather shoes and some other decent clothes
>5. Order more takeouts/pizzas etc. for the next several months, improving my diet considerably
>6. Repair my motorbike (I dont use it much nowadays though)
>7. Other
What would you do?
>pic unrelated
Get a gun and sone canned food nigga
Eat some real food for a change.
Find a way to make your money generate more money
>>27218682
Big investment opportunity- email me at [email protected]
Ayy why they do white people like that though
Do you think it will be socially acceptable for me to make a twitter post about black lips when Trump is elected? I'm kind of tired of having to sit here being threatened with social suicide for talking back.
>>27218671
Why are niggers always drinking kool aid and friend chicken, you'd think with their poor backgrounds, they'd invest in cheaper alternatives like rice and beans.
>>27218705
black people already make fun of other black people's lips
there's no need for you to fail at humor just because you're butthurt certain people can get away with making fun of you
when is exercise supposed to make you feel good?
I've been running and lifting for the past six months and I still feel just as dookie as day one, except now I'm extra tired and can't eat what I want
Never. It's a meme, you fell for it.
Most people say they enjoy exercising/working out because they're only thinking of the end goal of looking in shape and/or buff.
Ah, another anon who figured out the truth.
Sorry you fell for the exercise meme. Most people will tell you otherwise here on 4chan, but it all comes down to genetics. You're either born fit and beautiful or you aren't. Sorry you found out the hard way.
What's the end game for r9k?
>inb4 suicide
Going their own way. Living the rest of their life on free government money.
>>27218156
This, or becoming a normie at some point.
>>27218156
don't give me that MGTOW shit
what do these people actually do when shit goes south
i think i cucked myself /r9k/. can you help me?
>have a cat
>love her, but also strict with her, don't want to spoil her
>make sure that she gets to hunt something alive every once in a month
>couldn't find anything, cat didn't find anything herself either
>since they are cheap, decided to buy a couple of hamsters for her
so i went to that small local pet shop that i usually buy cat things from. the owner is some qt girl that really loves animals. we always have a small chat when i visit.
>tell her that i decided to adopt a couple of hamsters
>she is delighted, offers me a litter of 6 that her own syrian hamster recently had for free
>got them, fed them and took good care of them for some weeks until they were old enough
>fed them all to my cat within the course of a couple of months, cat was pretty satisfied
so each time i go to the shop to buy cat food or sand, i meet her and have to pretend that her hamsters are happy and playful. guilt is overwhelming. worse thing is, she told me "i'd like to see them grown up. perhaps we should have some coffee at your place some day!" recently.
what THE FUCK do i do?
>>27218118
You deserve it
But at least you have your stupid cat
>>27218118
Tell her they were a gift for a younger family member or something. Out of state, but you hear about them from time to time.
>>27218118
Tell her you fed 'em to your cat. Shit's alpha as fuck.
>Short guy constantly gets harassed about his height by people
>Eventually gets mad at them
>"Wow dude, little man syndrome much?"
>Short guy has interests and wants to self-improve
>"Wow, overcompensating much?"
You're damned if you do and damned if you don't
>short guy is a whiner with a victim complex
Every time
Same thing applies to ugly guys, feminine guys, etc. The world is a cruel place for men(who aren't chad).
>>27218076
Thanks for proving my point, normie
OC here.
I thought you guys said tinder didn't work?
No we've always said it works fine for Chad.
And I thought you guys said girls never message first?
>>27217811
chad get out REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>ywn have superpowers
>get superpowers
>encounter nemesis
>nemesis has superpowers
>battle
>nemesis fucking kills you because this is reality and you don't let each other live just so you can have recurring characters
>>27217919
>implying I won't be the villain on the quest for world domination
>>27217804
>You will never use your skills in engineering and physics to make a super suit and fight crime
My only fear of death is reincarnation.
>>27217573
Shiieet. Since when you been a weabo, Pac?
We suffered enough this life. The next one is bound to be better.
>>27217612
I've been a man for many women, but a husband for none
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