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Alright /r9k/, I'm gonna hire an escort.
The problem is I'm so indecisive.
These girls all cost the same -- which one would YOU go for?
http://strawpoll.me/7103884
You didn't give them numbers in the poll, OP
Anyway if you need more advice I'm a johnfag and will answer specific questions
I would go with #2 or #5
They both look high test
>>27211067
>You didn't give them numbers in the poll
The poll numbers coincide with the picture numbers
So r9k those that are done bitching what are you doing to improve your life
>not drinking during the week and trying to cut it out on weekends
>quit smoking
>start getting /fit/
>moving into a place by myself so I have time to read and watch movies
>taking my job more seriously
>cutting out people from my life
>giving up on wanting a relationship and instead focusing on making financial gains and brain gains
>reading philosophy
>considering doing one course a semester at uni to meet people and continue to learn
I also want to cut people out and use 4chan as my main source of interaction I think its healthier everyone I know is kind of shit tier and makes me feel worse as well as being totally degenerate ive had enough and I want to live a life based on learning and being healthy.
What are you going to do r9K? what tips and lifestyle changes can you give?
You'll just turn into Quasimodo: An anti-social mongoloid who lives by himself and who has no hope at human companionship.
>>27211035
Quasimodo was horrendously deformed and still ultimately well liked. 1/10 pick a better example.
Running and swimming
No porn no fap
Lots of tendies
>housemate leaves toilet paper roll on floor after replacing
>there is a bin literally two metres from the toiler
how can someone over the age of ten living in the developed world think this is acceptable behaviour? it's a minor inconvenience for me having to pick them up but it's still so goddamn infuriating
share bad housemate stories
>>27210898
Two meters is kinda far when you're sitting on the toilet, man. I think the average human height is like, 1.5 meters or some shit.
>roommate chews with his mouth open
>is fat and eats excessive amounts of smelly fast food daily
>showers and brushes his teeth sporadically
sus sus sus sus sus
I'm trying to learn guitar but it's hard to get motivated for it and do it.
Got any tips?
>>27210686
Just play
If you're not motivated enough to play whenever, you're not cut out for it
How to get motivated to do something:
1. Find something you're interested in doing.
2. Do it.
3. Keep doing it.
If you're passionate about it, then that's all the motivation you need.
>>27210686
Become a pop singer instead
Hey fellow bots, I'm very conscious about my dick.. I'm a virgin (I doubt any girl would ever be interested in a blackbot with the body of a 16 year old :(-) so no girl has ever seen it..
But, my dick looks so small, however when I measure it, it comes out to 7.5ish and I tried the toilet paper roll thing and I can't get the roll on. Yet whenever I see other anons dock pics, they look so large yet they say they're only 6 or so inches
Am I a shitty photographer or am I being lied to somehow.
Please help.. How do I take better pics?
>pic unrelated
anything under 9" is a dicklet
Someone please send help..
>>27210513
What am I supposed to do then... :( seriously. I ought just kill myself. It's worse that I'm black and automatically am docked 5 points on the attraction scale.
Holy Fuck i hate women now
>>27210390
I would gladly take the opportunity of both fighting in a war AND dying. It's like a deluxe package
Oh, I see. If someone else went through more pain than I did, then I'm not allowed to feel sad.
By that logic, if someone has a nicer life than me, I'm not allowed to be happy.
I guess I just won't have feelings.
Why it's true. And this generation has more LGBT stats then any other before
Why don't mods ban racists on this board? Do they know what global rule 3 is?
UH, ALL THE BLACK PEOPLE OR NIGGERS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM, GET OFF THIS COMMUNITY BECAUSE IT'S FOR WHITE PEOPLE ONLY, UNDERSTAND? CAUSE IF YOU DON'T I WILL MAKE BLACK PEOPLE SLAVES AGAIN!!!
>>27210338
There's blatant racism all over this shitty site. They let /pol/ and /lgbt/ post wherever the fuck they want.
The moderation here is a joke, but I honestly think this is just a containment board, so the mods don't really give a shit.
Because mods hate niggers too.
What is this thing inside the red circle?
looks like a cord to charge a phone.
what the fuck do you think it is?
>>27210263
plaster of paris
>>27210384
Then why is it taped to her thigh?
dubs decides what i say
will post her bio
first pic of her bio
>>27210175
shite forgot the pic
>>27210182
second pic of her
ITT we pretend we are on reddit
Is anyone else just NOT able to watch Scott's Tots from the Office? I cringe every time I watch it haha
Bernie sanders just needs to win all the rest of the states by +15% and shillary will be out!
>>27210074
Just donated 20 votes for sanders, who wants to match me?
Anyone else hate when normies pretend to be deep or philosophical? You're a stacy. Nobody wants to know your secret to happiness. Even you don't realize it since you obviously don't it's all because of your looks.
Bitches get hurt by a guy and think that their pain is somehow different or greater than pain that others feel.
Yes I also hate that. Really, it's one of the things that comforts me. You see posts here all the time like "You will never know that feel of teenage love" or whatever other gay shit. Well normies will never know that feel of having gone 2 years without any substantial human interaction. They coast through life, never having a single deep thought or any real feels. Fucking stupid animals
>>27209924
It makes me think they are not aware of their own existence
Robot-tier music thread,faggots. Post your best bot-tier jams ITT.
It's what i got
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2KSoCXDQPo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ziw4yd5R0QI
>>27209811
This is the ultimate robot song, check it out and then you're free to go home
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JKlSVNxLB-A
What the fuck is the point in actually getting a degree if you're ugly? Even if by some divine miracle I do land a decent job and make upwards of 100k/annum I will never find a decently attractive girl who will love me for reasons other then my wealth..
>>27209710
Most of the world doesn't think this way. The will to live is stronger in most people than you. You get saddened that you can't have palvin while other guys and girls are willing to compromise more. It's just the way the world works jim.
You're right OP let's kill ourselves.
>>27209710
Wants girls to love him for something other than his appearance
Focuses on appearance of girl
If you're ugly, date an ugly chick and make ugly babies. There are lots of <5s out there who would jump at the chance to date an ugly guy.
Can attractive girls attain robot tier levels of depression? Does Chad's semen contain a magic chemical that regulates serotonin? Would you swallow a load from Chad from your sister's creampie to find out if it's true?
>>27209685
>Does Chad's semen contain a magic chemical that regulates serotonin
If it did, I wouldn't be so depressed.
>>27209685
>Can attractive girls attain robot tier levels of depression?
no
is that all
they can't because everyone wants to help them their whole life
to be a robot you have to realize that nobody cares about you except maybe parents
>Hey anon, send me a picture of yourself!
Do it you fuccboi
>>27209634
Heck no. I am disgusted by my own face.
Man let me tell ya, it's all about angle and lighting. Do NOT use the front camera on your phone, unless you have a god tier face that will make you look like shit. DO feel free to take a mirror selfie, it may look and feel a bit odd but Damn will it make you looks better. If you have a nice neck/jaw, turn a bit to the side and be sure to show it off
