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Bad grades in high school (B/C/D), abusive dad coming home tonight, what do I do?
Pic is OC btw, you can ask me all about that girl
Start sucking him off as soon as he gets in, it will baffle him into not beating you
>>27204424
i bet she fucks niggers
Anime wasn't this mainsteam a decade ago.
What happened?
>>27204332
The internet and Normalfags going on it.
The increasing use of the internet.
YouTube blowing up was a part of it.
Do you find this attractive? Justify yourself.
You don't need justification for feelings
feel and let feel
>Do you find this attractive?
Moderately.
>Justify yourself.
I'm a heterosexual male with realistic standards and something of a libido.
Not insanely attractive but she's pretty qt
I'm a straight man and like grills as a result
>walk into Dominos
>fill out leaflet application with my name and number
>hand to the manager
>tells me to come back the next day
>come back the next day
>fill out paperwork and watch training vidyas
>start the following Monday
>bullshit with other social rejects/failures inside
>drive around listening to music
>hand normie their pizza and receipt to sign
>drive around listening to music
>repeat
>get paid at the end of the day
>b-but there just aren't any jobs :^(
Yeah there fucking are you lazy fuck. You literally just have to ask for one and not act like a faggot. That's it. Stop your pity party bullshit, get out of your gaymen chair, and go ask for one. If you want to be a NEET that's fine, go ahead and take a couple cents of my tax dollars until you an hero at 30. But if you're going to whine about not being handed a job, literally kill yourself.
>>27204066
>be me
>be working at the worlds easiest job
>still be anxious as fuck constantly with a massive stick up my ass the whole time worrying that I will fuck up
>expect myself to be 100% perfect in every way
>refuse to ask questions because obviously I should already know how to do everything
>want to cry and be high forever when I get home from work
>want to just die every morning
>$10 an hour
No thanks
>>27204066
My parents didnt buy me a feul efficient car, so it doesnt make sense.
do you get tips
>in love with one of my closest friends
>she knows
>we're still friends and hang out
>fucking painful to be around her
>I invited her to meet tomorrow, just the two of us
>she agreed
We'll probably just hang out and talk at first, she'll ask me why I'm smiling (I'm always smiling when I'm around her and I don't even notice). Maybe we'll talk about my feelings for her again.
If that doesn't ruin the mood, we might go out to have dinner. Maybe hold hands while we're talking and then I'll get a kiss on the cheek for a goodbye.
All of this will feel like a date, although when we both know it isn't and afterwards I'll feel awful because I will never be with her.
How stupid/10 am I?
How pathetic/10 am I?
>>27203955
>>27203955
jus stop
>>27203955
same thing happening to me. it only gets worse. let me tell you anon, if she gets a boyfriend you will seriously want to die.
yea you're dumb and you're setting yourself up to be extremely miserable when she inevitably finds a boyfriend, because you're just some friend to her
she enjoys the attention you're giving her
>IT'S JUST A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT BRO! CALM DOWN!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkVLl8OzLSs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IoTGVeqwjw
Is this thread a goof or a gaff?
>>27204366
more of a spoof imo
>they actually hired a woman who specializes in rape acting to be in their social experiment
ETHAN BRADBURY DOES IT AGAIN
Well lads?
Measure precisely like shown in pic related and report results.
For reference: University of Alberta study:
Male mean: 0.947, standard deviation: 0.029
Female mean: 0.965, standard deviation: 0.026
Keep in mind there are racial differences too
Low ratios correlate with:
- Autism (kek)
- Increased dick size
- Mathematical ability
- Aggressiveness (in men)
etc.
Mine is like 1,02 what that means
>>27203730
>Autism
>increased dick size
>mathematical ability
>Aggressiveness
but I have a noticeably longer ring finger over my index finger and I have none of these...
>>27203794
low test m8
reduced chance of prostate cancer though
I like her brown eyes 2beehoney
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0fLoNbzuUU
>savanna brown
>pasty white chick
didn't see that one coming
>>27203731
why are you so mean?
do you have a difficult life at home?
40 million strong.
Are you with us?
>>27203548
yes ps4 mustard rice
If you're asking if I have a PS4 then yes I do.
>>27203548
no gaems
original posts tho
>don't know how to get drugs
>tfw shitposting and masturbation are your replacement drugs
>>27203523
Posting is the only that keeps my mind off of alcohol and I've actually made it through a couple days without it
>>27203523
Use tor and silkroad
>>27203523
Just have a trip to Amsterdam or Rotterdam, it piss easy to get drugs there when you're afraid to get mugged or something
Did she ever come back to us, robots?
>he hasn't heard the bad news
Uh...
>>27203301
w-what news
>>27203301
TELL ME DAMN IT
Newfag here, lately I've been feeling depressed. Here's a story
>be me a few months ago
>Half-term college
>About to turn 18
>Wanted to get really pissed with my mates
>Decided to invite them over to mine and kick my family out the house
>All of my friends didn't show up, all but one, let's call him F
>F was pretty happy, he brought drinks of his own
>F was surprised no one turned up, felt like he missed something
>He checked his Facebook messages, and apparently he was added to a chatgroup that talked shit about me
>Everyone was just saying shit about me, how ironic I am, how unfunny I was, how friendly I was to them that it became creepy, filthy village boy, how lazy I was, and how lame it would be if they came over to my 18th
>Got really sad
>F starts sending me screenshots of the groupchat without telling anyone
>Half term ends and college starts again
>Everyone is just laughing at me
>They're all pretending to be "nice" whilst keeping back their tears of laughter
>They hint towards their mates about the things they said on the groupchat behind my back as they insult me with their lies
I'm probably really close to becoming a NEET. I don't want to fucking bother if this is how people are going to treat me. Help me out here robots, how should I deal with this?
>>27203023
>>About to turn 18
>>27203023
I'm assuming you're british and college = american high school? if so then you should be at your last year so just endure. Try to ignore the faggots.
>>27203182
Read the rest, idiot
"people of color" - progressive activist
"colored people" - racist grandma
I've never actually met anyone in real life that unironically uses "people of color" to refer to minorities.
>>27203210
>I've never actually met anyone in real life
you could have ended it there desu
>>27203210
but you never get out of your bedroom, so we shouldn't take your word for any advice.
guys what the FuCK is there to do outside
walk around mostly
you can also buy stuff if you have money
nothing u can shop online
>>27202949
sports, you can drink stuff on the beach and look at grills with bikinis on
>tfw your bf has a significantly smaller dick than your ex
>tfw no more penetrative orgasms
>ex won't even speak to me anymore
I love my bf and all but I don't know if I'm going to be able to deal with this. Should I just break up with him?
What do r9k?
Dump him and send him pictures of you sucking a bigger dick. It'll be funny
>>27202911
I wouldn't be so cruel as to do that, but our sex is extremely underwhelming in comparison.
>tfw ex ruined you for normal guys
Im so tired. Please just delete this thread and go away.
