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I WANT YOU TO TAKE A LONG AND PAINFUL LOOK AT THIS PICTURE
Imagine yourself being that guy, that ugly akward guy. It won't be hard. Now Imagine that soft, warm girly ass pressing against your crotch, as you both laugh at each other before jumping to bed to one more session of hard, passionate sex.
I want you to know that this guy is uglier and more akward than 90 % of you robots. I want you to know that you don't have a girlfriend not because women are evil, or bad, or because they are all shallow superficial bithces.
YOU DON'T HAVE A GIRFRIEND CUZ YOU DON'T WANT ONE.
Thats why you keep making excuses to not make a move and try to get some girl to like you.
Literally, every single person I know, ugly or not, poor or not, every single one of them have a partner in their life. The ones who enter the race later are the ones who are gay, and who did not realise that until they reach a certain age.
And that, robots, is why you don't have girlfriend. That is why you don't have heterosexual sex with a women.
Cuz you are gay. And there's nothing wrong with that nor there is nothing you can do to change that.
You Are Gay.
>implying its actually his gf
Shit, no wonder I keep saving pictures of dicks.
image search reveals that stellar personality makes up for everything.
wagekeks btfo
There are men with a fetish for fat women, but are there women with a fetish for short men?
>>27217347
Yes. They're called paedophiles.
Because women want to be dominated and Guys are usually the ones with fucked up fetishes.
>>27217366
Women pedos aren't bad imo. The guy would be lucky if his teacher would let him bang her
I'll start
>1. Rick and Morty
h3h3, ruined the comments section at least.
cr1tikal, but i dont think you could get famous with too many titty shit nipples jokes and not have shitheads
rninek
Can any of you anons suck your own dick?
If so how were you able to achieve it, do I have to do Yoga like everyday or something?
I mean if I can't get a girl to do it, I'd rather just learn to do it myself.
I used to do it, but it just hurt my back honestly. Felt really good to lick and suck the tip while jerking though. Never came on my own face/in my mouth cause I'm not gay.
>>27217260
> Never came on my own face/in my mouth cause I'm not gay
That's like saying you don't masturbate cause touching cocks is gay.
If it's your own it's perfectly fine.
>>27217319
I beg to differ.
I sucked my own cock, I don't consider that gay because masturbating is not gay either.
However, wanting to get cum on your face/in your mouth is gay. Jerking/blowing yourself is not gay because you do it for the receiving pleasure, however wanting to receive the "pleasure" of cum in your face or mouth is pretty homosexual.
Should I tell my mom that I don't leave the house because I'm too ugly(literally -10/10)?
No because she already knows
>>27217087
Just how bad can you look man??
>>27217149
I don't think so.
original
>mfw roasties literally think that sending nudes is acceptable behavior, and then compare it to being fucking mugged when they get "leaked"
>>27216935
>men work more than women
>that doesn't even make sense
>>27216935
That's a bullshit response honestly. I had a friend with an insane amount of game and he'd complain about unwanted nudes all the time and would just send them to random people if he got them.
Source: http://thatcutetransguy.tumblr.com/post/129727759070/abortion-is-the-easy-way-out-getting-fucked-has
If you want more comedy gold, send them an Ask asking about "Alex Stephens".
>tfw ex gf is my roommate
>tfw she has a new bf
>tfw I can hear them fucking in the next room at night
>tfw I'm still in love with her
I want off this ride.
get a new gf, fuck hookers off backpage everynight of the week
Well, now you've learned some valuable lessons.
>Don't shit where you eat
>Don't try to be friends with your exes
>Don't live together before marriage
>>27216733
Sorry bro
You should fuck her
>tfw will be going to university in the UK in 6 months
>live with parents, never even moved house in my life
I'm scared shitless lads. How do I not be an autist for once in my life and make friends? Any university stories to share?
Well first off everyone is going to be feeling the same way and the only thing they know about you is your first impression. So this is probably the easiest social experience you will ever have as it's all preparation and very little delivery.
All you need is decent clothes and an expensive haircut (just this once in your life) and you could be a normie within days.
Posture is important, smiling and being friendly is too (all you need to do to win most people over is have good hygiene and laugh at their jokes).
Just pray they put you in some sort of tutor group lad.
Then you don't even need to do anything since you will already have a friend group.
That image always makes me kek. Which uni m8? I'm going too and will probably be friendless loser desu.
been doing nofap for 2 weeks so far
ask me anything
Are you any less of a raging homosexual than when you started?
How are you dealing with your newly gained telekinetic powers?
>>27216677
Any wet dreams yet?
Any cum drip out at the end of a pee yet?
https://youtu.be/rrdoynCu6F8
>Wagies completely and irreversibly btfo.
This superior NEET has garnered 1000 views on this educational video.
Wagies, watch this in your 5 minute lunch break and cry.
Look behind you it's Mr Shekelstein!
Fucking wagekeks on suicidewatch.
i think he already did some interview with some wagies before;
http://pastebin.com/zhh5tCU5
>>27216583
Jeez, no wonder he got NEETbux with that way of talking, top kek 10/10
How many robots here are virgins? Do you actively try and have sex and are just unsuccessful, or just so terribly depressed that your sex drive is that of a dead animals?
Pic almost defiantly not related
>>27216517
I'm just so short and ugly. Friends are the only type of relationship I'll ever get.
>>27216517
I want to have sex, but I'm simply not trying
>>27216541
So you want it, but just not bad enough to actually do anything about it?
>He fell for this maymay
>>27216484
>not just fapping once a week or so and dropping porn
feels higher test man
plus it's easier to get things up when you actually get to smash
and i cum buckets which i fucking love
Actually a friend of mine has Corpus Cavernosum cancer (willy cancer).
His doctor said it was because he fapped too much.
But continue to mindlessly spout the >placebo meme as much as you want while I reap the mental, physical and spiritual benefits that NoFap has to offer.
>>27216516
>when you actually get to smash
This is your first day on /r9k/ I guess
>tfw madly in love with your friend's girlfriend to the point where she is the only thing you think about daily and seeing her makes me feel a kind of way
>tfw he's a thieving abusive scumbag
i cant deal with this anymore guys i spend every night feeling sick about how he isn't gonna get better yet how she keeps going back to him
why haven't i offed myself yet
>>27216472
kill him and steal female
caveman style
>>27216472
You are scum bros before hoes you are not his friend fuck off and find someone else tou pathetic bitch
cuckolding because fetish or beta?
i used to be a borderline autistic khv robot that managed to become a Chad. Why haven't you done the same
Pic unrelated
>>27216391
>Why haven't you done the same
Because real robots can never become Chad, that's the point.
Because you already had "Chad" potential and acted on it. You were never a true robot so obviously true robots have no potential to become Chad.
>>27216391
You were never a robot to begin with. Not even a cyborg.
You were just a failed normie that managed to correct his mistakes.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/bella-westaway/why-you-should-be-friends_b_9456618.html?utm_hp_ref=australia
>"Haha well I guess Misogyny is okay if Chad does it, he has some 'redeeming' qualities if you know what I mean ;)"
SCHOPENHAUER
WAS
RIGHT
WOMEN
DON'T
DESERVE
RIGHTS
fucking unbelivable
>believed women should be property
>believed the world was endless suffering and that reproduction was bad
>believed that one could only escape the suffering momentarily through enjoying certain aesthetic delights (probably anime)
Was he the first black pilled philosopher?
>reading huffpo blogposts
>linking them to get clicked on
kill yourself my man
