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What do you think your life would be like without porn?
If you had 0 access to it. Would it force you to seek relief from the sexual frustration? Would you turn to violence? Rape?
I recently went a week and a half without it and I felt noticeably different. I still fapped, but I was totally focused on sex especially near the end of the week.
I was wound up like a spring. I felt agitated, aggressive. I started noticing more and more women as sexual objects.
When I got home and could look at porn again I spent 4 days binging on it just to ease the tension again. There's no way I have the self control to cut it out of my life. But it got me wondering what a life without porn would motivate me to do.
Maybe I'd be more desperate and my sexual frustration would overcome my anxiety, leading to dates and gfs...
>>27230148
Exactly the same because i dont watch porn, degenerate.
I'd still be autistic, but probably less lazy and more driven on work and self improvement. I was an autist before I ever had internet or fapped, I'd just read books or sit alone in the schoolyard digging for insects. But porn probably made it worse. I could have been some crazy inventor or researcher but instead I'm just an average STEMcuck wageslave engineer
id probably just jack off to my imagination like i did in my teens
This is it guys: human pussy is about to plummet in value
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PTLxfIgyBs
>>27230115
>photo by stacy
desu this is next level cuckoldry
The eyes ruin it for me. I need real eyes.
VR is more promising than this nonsense.
>I don't understand why anyone would choose to be depressed
>Just don't think about it so much
>Life is amazing, bro
Fuuuuuck
You're right Chad. I didn't even think about it that way.
Easy for you to say Chad with your perfect 10/10 facial aesthetics and fun, sociable personality.
JUST B YOURSELF BRAH
>roommate invites me for weed
>asks for $10
What the fuck?
What?
Has this ever happened in the history of mankind, brobots? I get "matching" and smoking with your dealer after buying, but this?
>>27229762
it's not unreasonable, weed isn't cheap.
Are you a grill and used to free shit?
>>27229762
hes trying to make money off you cause he thinks youre a dumbass
>>27229771
If someone invites you over to smoke, it's implied that they're sharing
>net worth of 35.7 billion USD
>he's married to some asian 5/10 and is doing nothing special with his life aside from gay charity shit
What a fucking waste.
If I were that rich, I would just go full heart of darkness mode. Hire ex-russian military and mercenaries and just start conquering Africa. I'd impregnate fucking 1000s of girls there and castrate every man that comes in my way. I'd be the white ghengis khan. I'd also have my own personal harem of 10/10 wives. I'd spend every second of my life not having sex with my wives just fucking doped out on the purest heroin in my palace constructed by my slaves.
Pic related. One of the wives in my harem. I'd have 8 kids with her.
>>27229689
I'm talking about Mark Zuckerburg btw.
> Hire ex-russian military and mercenaries and just start conquering Africa.
You know I always wonder why some billionaire doesn't do this. Most of Africa is in anarchy/civil wars everywhere so it would be fairly easy to do. If a billionaire wanted his own country he could easily form one there. Plus with the vast amount of resources there and the large amount of potential farmland he could turn it into something great fairly quickly.
>>27229700
yeah no shit, i figured that out from the op. he is the only billionaire with a 5/10 Asian wife.
This guy thinks he's more influential than the apostle Paul...by 50 percent
What do you guys think? Is that accurate?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2bYuyZ2O128
>>27229196
He's little more than a spoiled rich manchild. I'd also go so far as to question whether or not he's of sound mind.He seems to view any minor inconvenience as a dis against him, he loses his temper very easily, and seems to have delusions of grandeur. Seems he's been living in Kanye-land for a little too long and needs some re-grounding in reality a bit.
>>27229928
Good job anon, you passed the test
Anybody who says they're more influential than apostle paul is either delusional or retarded, whether you're religious or not
Might be. Wouldnt say apostle Paul has much influence in todays society tho.
why don't you lift? Chad didn't get buff without hardwork. If you want the grills mirring, you better put in some effort.
I've been lifting for 6 months and getting nowhere, but I'll keep at it.
>>27229127
I forget this dude's name but he is only 5'5 or something like that. I know he is manlet as fuck.
>>27229138
You gotta eat big to get big bro
Today will be someone's lucky day. I'll be your friend if you roll dubs
please, senpai, be my friend
i hope youre female, i hate males
>>27228321
This.
My Skype is c.wa39
>>27228321
am i allowed to re-roll?
rowboat entertainment thread?
music, movies, books, and games are welcome
I'm reading through the book of the new sun for the first time
Is Severian a robot? Was it autism?
>>27227827
The Conversation is a pretty good robot movie
This should appeal to all you NEETs who have nothing to live for.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxMjylgfkrw
>always liked femdom, always been a sub
>enough is enough
>finally met with a domina irl after messaging her for 5 days on a local BDSM forum
>I have to call her Queen
>I had to greet her by kissing her hand
>she made me massage her back in public
>it was a 2 hours long "date"
>we will meet again
>after that I have to go to her place regularly, clean her house, do the chores, massage her, let her beat me, lock me and humiliate me while wearing a chastity cage
at least I touched a girl for the first time in 10 years
and thanks to the /fit/ meme I could actually massage her for quite a long time and she liked it
>>27227490
Even tih as much of a masochist I am I don't think I could just commit like that to a girl I don't even know. Too scared about what she could do to me.
>>27227589
with*
small original typo
>>27227589
this is why we met in public first
and we'll meet again in public
and even the first time I go to her place it's going to be a "tutorial" and with baby steps
so it's kinda ok
also I've already exchanged like 50 walloftext letters with her
I'm sure a lot of you have experienced this. I'm 20, male, have never been in a relationship or slept with a girl. I'm not socially awkward - at least, I have many strong friendships and enjoy company with people.
I have had strong crushes on several girls - all who have either rejected me when I confess feelings for them, or who have made it pretty clear they only see me as a friend. One such crush lasted three years, one lasted 2 (and still lingers).
I think the first time I actually asked a girl out I was 13. I've been rejected every time. The furthest I got was a second date with a girl from tinder, afterwards she told me she had found somebody else, fair enough.
Every girl who has rejected me has said "I don't know why you're single, you're a super nice, kind guy who's a great friend." I'm pretty average looking, not exactly hot, could stand to lose a few pounds (working on that) but I'm not obese.
What the fuck am I doing wrong? I just can never seem to figure out how to go from friends to love interest. Am I doing it completely wrong?
You are merely a victim of modern western society, sorry me laddo.
>I'll never be happy unless I have a Gf!!1!1!!!!!111
Wew lad
>>27228033
>everything is easy for me, so you must either have something wrong with you or just be a bad person
>what is dunning-krueger
>t. professional pathologizer
who is the most famous person or animal you have ever met?
>>27227020
Define "Met" I used to temp at a casting agency so I met a lot of famous people.
>>27227020
>or animal
this isn't the wild fucking thornberrys
I met Matt Damon when he came to shoot a movie at my hometown
I also met nick nolte at a family reunion
Apparently he's my 2nd-3rd cousin or some shit
Dudes an asshole though
What's the least autistic thing you've ever done?
>>27226997
I once had to play vidya with a girl in the group because verbal teamwork is necessary and I didn't sperg out. I just treated her like another guy and ended up making her laugh a few times without making myself look like a beta autist, now she plays with our group occasionally so I guess that counts as making a friend.
If it were in person, I'd be completely fucked.
dance polonaise correctly
>>27226997
i once wrote in a girl's yearbook "in the time we spent at night school, my only regret is not speaking to you more often"
Would you make a deal with the devil if he said he could give you anything you wanted?
why else would anyone make a deal with the devil you fucking retard?
>>27226877
Yes. Might make my life slightly interesting.
If I ever encountered such a scenario I would instantly become Christian and start worshipping Jesus regularly. Most retarded thing he could do is confirm the Biblical narrative.
I have a serious fapping addiction. Ive been fapping 3-5 times a day for two years and It's taking over my lifr. I'm also tired of scrolling past twisted content, especially in rule 34. AM I the only sufferer robots?
kill yourself for using the phrase "am I the only..."
>>27226857
be honest OP,
Have you jerked off to pepe?
>>27226857
how many times have you fapped today
what were you watching?
