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>want to create something rather than consume for once in my life
>have the creativity of a rock
Feel with me, dull bros.
>>27224359
I can draw and act
>>27224428
If you were really talented at either you wouldn't be here.
>been told all my life I'm a good writer, a natural
>eventually decide to start writing for fun
>all that comes out of it is non-sexual mommy fantasy greentexts, short stories about amputated limbs, and a half finished novel based in Silent Hill
What the hell is the point, I have all this text but none of it is useful or marketable in any way. Fun to write I guess.
>tfw you realize that barring unusual circumstances you will probably be alive for at least 50 more years
How the fuck are you supposed to fill all that time? I'm already tired of being alive.
i'm gonna hit f5 a lot of times
>most men die at 25 but don't get buried until 75
Just inject the memes into the bloodstream.
Finish this sentence:
>George Osborne is a _______
Humanoriginal comment
wank pheasant
hoax
Has the Carl meme spread over to this board yet?
>Will never be stolen by reddit since reddit consists of liberals and the meme mocks said liberals
>Is almost as good as pepe
>New Carl's are being manufactured everyday
Why haven't you started collecting rare Carls?
>>27224097
been gone for a couple weeks. pls more info.
>>27224135
>>27224135
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/carl-the-cuck-and-aids-skrillex
>>27224220
bumping
09j
Have any of you tried to commit suicide/kill yourself, and what happened?
>>27224088
I killed myself two years ago, ask me anything
>>27224108
Are you spoopy or friendly
>>27224126
I poo in the loo if that's what you're asking
>Voiceless in his life so far, a severely disabled 16-year-old is marvelling at being able to speak for the first time after breaking his silence with the words "Hello Mum", using a digital communication aid.
>James Walker is a rugby fan, likes pop music, lives with his family in Hull and has a girlfriend - Emily.
So /r9k/, what's stopping you getting a gf?
I am not severely disabled
>>27223777
The parents are paying for her.
I can guarantee she gets fucked my chad on the sideline.
>>27223777
>tfw this kid kind of looks like me
kill me
>tfw no duwende stomping, sapatos breaking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, kotse fixing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
I like that edit
>>27223543
You're doing gods work anon.
Original: The Post
the irish are not THE MOST POWERFUL RACE IN THE WORLD
what's the longest time you've ever gone without showering?
im at week 3 right now
>>27223420
when I was 17 or 18 I went a week and a half, now I'm 21 and only can go 3 or 4 days before my head gets really itchy
2 days.
Call me a normie but I cannot stand being filthy.
Also greasy hair is the most disgusting thing in the universe.
>>27223494
even a day if long for me... don't know what causes the itching...
>be me
>pretending to me a normie IRL
>good job, but weeb and fat fetisihist
>one day get horny for belly gf
>pick a random fat Tumblretta
>hit it off really easily
>flirt with memes and anime
>it fucking works
>skip a few months
>now she wants to move in with me
>I'm too lazy to bother being honest
>she's fucking huge and IRL I actually want a slender blonde gf because aesthetics.
Wat do?
Tell her to fuck off.
Break her to get rid of her.
>>27223323
Belly makes me sick....to my stomach.
I actually got a girl (fatass) to talk to me on Tinder but I couldn't stand the idea of looking at that big Santa gut in person so I ghosted her. Thinking about it makes me gag. I'd rather be a virgin till death at least porn has hot grills.
Don't let her move in unless you 100% sure. And don't let the possibility of her getting mad pressure you.
Why must normies Hate tyler the creator?
>>27223321
Do they really? I have yet no meet a normie that hates him.
>>27223382
The normies at my school hate him. I worship him tho
>>27223449
Probably because his last album was terrible and your laughably behind the current trends. Tyler was making music for highschool rejects fucking years ago, if you worship him now, I can safely assume you are both a pleb and underageb&.
>current year
>watching let's plays
how does it feel being literally L I T E R A L L Y a KEK?
That is a pretty cool helmet
>kids today are too fucking lazy to even play games
>they have to watch other people do it
>on their fucking
What the fuck happened? Do they not give a shit about actually experiencing the game and unfolding the plot themselves? The whole fucking point of games is to play them.
>not watching a stream or the start of a let's play of a new game to see how it is first
with the death of demos, this is the closest thing I have now
I actually like John Oliver. I agree with most of the things he says aside from feminism and transgender issues. When he starts talking about feminism and trap rights I simply change the channel.
Now Samantha B on the other hand is terrible. She's an outspoken misandrist and constantly makes jokes about how men are horrible.
>>27222711
Assalamu salaikum brother, this kuffar is useful to us yes. Perhaps we will let him guard our harems of kuffar whores instead of beheading him.
>>27222711
>I agree with most of the things he says aside from feminism and transgender issues
brogressive af
Are you aware of the current year?
Femanons, how do you compete against THIS?
>>27222553
Why am I competing against it anyway OP? When will you faggots get over your competition cuckery.
lol she doesnt stand a chance im @ least 15% heavier she'd be in full rear naked before she could scream classist or some other irrelevant insult
>>27222576
tis' a meme, m'lady
Why do you let white men cuck you out of your best women and then go for our trashy ones?
yes it is actually that simple, its a good thing you never explored any other possibilities because thats the hammer on the nail right there
>>27222541
Because black guys are trashy faggots. They're idiots who can't earn a proper living. The reason these good looking black girls go for white guys is because they're usually successful in some way.
>>27222541
At least we get women at all, white boi
>Romans would dole out free grain to the poorest citizens to keep them from revolting
>America doles out foodstamps to the poorest citizens to keep them from revolting
>Rome subsidized massive sporting events to entertain and distract the masses
>America spends billions subsidizing football stadiums and events like the Super Bowl
woah.
>>27222158
History repeats itself over and over, just with a different face and name
just look at Egypt, then rome, then the British empire, now it's America. Someday America will fall and a new country will rise out of the ashes, thinking that this time they will be the ones to break the cycle, but they'll always be wrong
America, I feel, is at its worst. After World War 2, things have gotten progressively worse.
>>27222245
America has been like a lottery winner. We came out of WW2 really strong, squandered everything we had on bad ideas and selfishness, and now we're in the shit again.
