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I'm a black guy and seeing all these threads about white guys getting cucked makes me wanna try it
Problem is I don't have a BBC (it's about 6 inches) and I know a lot of the feitishisation of black guys is bc of the big dicks.
If anyone here is into that cuckold shit do you care about the size or do they just have to be black?
If you're gonna call me nigger and shit-skin and whatever go ahead but not gonna waste my time responding to it
kek
idk I think a big part of it would be the size but the betas probably would get off on you fucking "their woman" regardless. Don't shower for a day before hand so you smell like shit and rub your armpits on the betas face.
>>27216252
it's all relative you have to find someone with 5 inches and then you're all set. but your personality probably matters more.
>>27216506
Implying that's not his natural state
Alright i need advice...again
>be ausbot
>anon we spoke to your grandparents and they said they want you to come to Guangzhou (a city in China) to live with them so they can make your normal again, what do you think?
>I'm not sure, I'll think about it
>well it doesn't seem like you're getting better, if you're going to be at home most of the time, you might as well try out living. You can go with your grands to buy a computer once you're.
>okay I'll think about it and let you know
Looka like my family can't take it anymore
if you know chinese you should do it
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>>27216261
Can speak cant write. Am told i will be learning how to write it when i get to china through either classes or private tutoring.
I mean, if Australia cant save me i might as well go for a few months, but i wont be going there to have fun nor would i want to, ive already wasted years of my life.
You waiting on any packages, fellow robots?
>>27216218
i got a package *unzips dick*
Ordered some lube for my silicon pussy
>>27216218
i want one of these but i`d feel like such a pathetic beta cuck.
>tfw black and going to trap
>tfw neck down I've been told I'm cute
>Boyish face which I've received mixed reaction to
>See people of other races with cute hair and feminine faces and feel horribly inadequate
I've never had a bf before either. Is it hopeless? Will I always be inferior to white traps?
>>27216198
>Will I always be inferior to white traps?
The best trans I ever saw was a Black guy. Of course he invested a fuck ton of money and was pretty feminine to begin with (button nose, east-african features etc.) but he was great.
He is actually known, but I forgot his name sadly.
But to be serious, being a trap is for degenerates fucks, you'll be better cultivating your masculinty even though it's not great (Eazy-E for example).
>>27216235
>But to be serious, being a trap is for degenerates fucks
I know I'm a degenerate. I don't care as long as I can trap.
I had pretty good trap potential too, but fuck all that shit. That's how I know trannies are just mentally ill, I have the exact same preferences as them, I just wasn't crazy enough to go through with it.
Reminder that women only want Chad Thundercock.
It's useless to even try at this point
;_; why u make this post anon, is sad one!
>>27215903
Reminder that chasing pussy is a waste of time and that women should be ignored and left to die alone. A fleshlight is better than sex and 2D is better company that 3D ever can be.
Don't be another fool dying in the rat race.
>>27215903
This. Instead of chasing women, you canWATCH ME SMUG SMUG
WATCH ME MAYMAY
FEELENTO
FEELENTO
What is the best trade to get into in Australia I'm thinking of doing plumbing because I'm not the greatest at maths.
Prostitution at a mine
I heard sparkies make all the money
Then again I also heard plumbers do
Man just follow your heart I guess lmao
Cabinet making.
4chan is better than real life faggots
reminder that asian pussy was literally made for white dick
>>27215744
that feel when living in Japan
endless Japanese pussy wanting white cock. I get to indulge in my love of cars, anime, and culture. Life is great.
>>27215865
I'm jelly, then again I can't say I'd fancy learning Japanese
ITT: we act like reddit
TIL I learned bernie sanders is my wife.
he died today @ age 39 :PPP
>wife
you mean your SO
'B' is for butthole sniffer. XD xddd
Let's have a serious discussion.
Anyone else got an imaginary gf? Not a waifu, but purely imaginary. I've had one since I was 14.
No, I have a real one.
It's called a tulpa
tulpa.info
>>27215599
My imaginary gf is better for these reasons:
>does whatever I want
>no periods
>doesn't sweat, smell or shit
>won't leave me for Chad :)
>perfect in every way
>tfw you realize you're a beta orbiter
Where do I go from here
Tell us your story, OP.
We're listening.
>>27215399
>Met this girl online, we start talking
>Start sending her pictures and vice-versa, she's pretty, like a 7/10, she says I look cute
>Get a small crush on her, decide to back off because one of my friends was interested in her and I wasn't too interested at the time yet
>Some months fly by
>Around november and december, when she had a boyfriend, we really start hitting it off
>become best friends
>She says cute things all the time, says she loves me, she doesn't mind my cringey and cheesy lines
>We tell each-other our secrets and talk every day, she asks for my help when she and her boyfriend argue
>Start falling for her
>At the end of January, I tell her I love her
>She says I'm very important to her but she only loves me as a friend
>well fuck.jpg, didnt expect much considering she had a boyfriend anyway but I tried
>stay friends but our relationship starts to worsen because she was busy with school and shit
>met a few times irl
>she breaks up with her BF around February
>while she talks with her ex, she tells him she won't date me, the dude sends me this
>I get angry even though I knew about it already, stop talking with her for about 2 weeks, because it's for my own good if I stop
>felt absolutely miserable for those 2 weeks, even more than I'd ever felt when she wasn't around before
>she contacts me
>I tell her I've been distant because I need to back off before I hurt myself even more
>she says it's alright, she understands if I need to
>handle it for another week
>break down and send her messages saying shit like she's the only person who makes me happy and I don't care if I feel sad because she'll never date me, I prefer to be with her and be happy while we're together (literally yesterday)
>she took me back as a friend but has been acting very distant towards me both today and yesterday
And that's where I stand.
I don't know what to do. I can't stand not being with her, but she has lso basically said to me and herself that she'll never love me.
>>27215373
You are a disgusting enabler piece of shit
Stop it
You have been used as an emotional tampon, a girl that talks to you while in a relationship is not something you want in your life.
Cut contacts and distract yourself, stop falling for a bitch that used you.... don't you see it??
Ho fucking stupid are you m8.... just let go of the 3d meme they are not worth your time and effort....
But i guess you can't being the orbiter fag that you are.
Kill yourself and stop enabling women's behavior
What happened to white men? How'd they go from empire building to this?
>>27215333
Which episode of Louie is this?
>>27215333
Kindly reminder that OP is a paid poster from the JIDF.
DO NOT REPLY
sage
>>27215333
He is clearly half white. His fathers probably black.
Today is my birthday r9k, what should i do on my birthday?
What do you usually do on yours?
Any stories?
Go to a casino or the beach
>>27215319
Happy birthday, OP!
Best wishes!
My niece has her birthday today too!
>>27215319
Happy birthday robot senpai
WHITE GENOCIDE WHEN?
The whole world was literally perfect before these fucks showed up.
>inb4 "muh white superiority."
I literally have to hold my breath whenever I'm out enjoying the town because most white people stink like literal shit. They're responsible for every woe and atrocity that has ever happened to mankind.
>inb4 "i'm better than you because my skin is white"
We either need to breed them out or burn them out! Only the fucked up ones will be allowed to stay so they can be slaves and entertainment (Pic related)
Decent try, but /pol/ would probably be a better place to try
>blacks claim humans derived from black Africans
>claim civilization comes from black Africans
>claims white people invented violence when Africa has a genocide at least once a year
>blames it on white people and colonialism
>fossils with evidence suggesting war and murder found in Africa are dated back to early human civilization before European influence
>still claim it's all white peoples fault
>>27215295
Sir, please dont feed the trolls. They have stomach problems when they eat that.
Get in the car femanon. Now.
>>27215179
U-uh-uhmmm n-no thanks..
>>27215179
He is a living caricature of "handsomeness"
>>27215179
w-what is wrong with your face.
And am I not inside a car already?
What is a typical Day for r9k?
Here's me:
Masturbate
>go to school then come home
Masturbate
>do hw then play vidya
Masturbate
>Netflix
Masturbate
>eat
Masturbate
>more vidya and netflix
Masturbate
>>27215077
Normie scum
>wake up
>get high
>eat
>shitpost online
>start playing vidya but cba so quit
>get high
>shitpost online
>eat
>make plans about how I'm going to improve myself even though I know that I'll never do it
>eat (mum might bringe me back some tendies only on Sundays though)
>get high
>masturbate
>back 2 shitposting
>go to sleep
Same thing every day for the past 6 months
>>27215077
You must be high test to want to fap that much. If only you could harness that power for good.
>>27215077
>wake up at 4:30/5:00
>excercise, go for a walk or jog, or go to gym if shitty weather
>take a shower, brush teeth, groom in general
>make myself some breakfast or go and grab a coffee
>dick around on the internet for an hour or so
>go to discus ring and practice at noon
>throw disc until I get bored (usually by 2:00)
>grab lunch at kroger or whatever
>run errands
>go home
>dick around on internet, maybe draw
>cook and eat early dinner
>watch tv (if skin is acting up throw on some treatment or a face mask)
>brush teeth and wash face
>go to bed at 8:30 / 9:00, watch some netflix on sleep timer
I am just so thankful for my life :))))) and my good sleep schedule :)) and clear skin :))) you know?? :)))
