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RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
HAD A VERY SHIT STAINED NOSE
AND IF YOU EVER SAW IT
YOU WOULD PROBABLY SAY HE BLOWS
ALL OF THE OTHER REINDEER
USED TO LAUGH AND CALL HIM NAMES
THEYD NEVER LET FAG RUDOLPH
PLAY IN ANY ORGY TRAINS
THEN ON EVERY CHRISTMAS EVE
THEYD PLAY THIS SONG SO LOUD
IN EVERY SHOP AND PLACE THAT HAD
SPEAKERS ALL AROUND
OH, HOW THEYVE MADE US HATE HIM
HEARING IT MAKES US SHOUT REEE
RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
WHY WONT YOU GO BACK TO /B/
Where can I buy the whole album? Are they available in GBP?
What the fuck? Are you guys not in the Christmas HATE spirit?
When did you realise you're the only kissless, hugless, virgin over the age of 20 still posting on this board?
When did you realise it's not normal to have not lost your virginity by age 16?
Whoa whoa, easy there dude. I'm 23 and I'm a KV as well. There's more of us than you think.
I'm one too, but I'd rather have a friend then sex.
>>25201537
Come on bro, cheer up. Don't get deluded by the shitty life standarts of normalfags. It's hard to live and to find his place in such a period of time.
I think not fitting in our modern society means most likely that you're a good person.
Not sliding your flesh cylinder in a flesh hole is meaningless.
>tfw can't find dad's christmas present anymore
>tfw not enough money and time to buy him a new present
>less than 20 hours left
Holy fuck what am I supposed to do.
I've been looking for it for hours now
How can you lose a present, unless it is some small stuff like coins?
>>25201521
Ask your mom where she put it. Moms always misplace shit.
>>25201521
is he a baseball?
I miss him so much
sb
ALL I WANT IS A 5.5/10 MEXICAN GIRLFRIENDS IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR REEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25201398
She's like an 8.5 though
>>25201432
>that
>8.5
you must live in a shit hole
>>25201432
>she
nicely memed
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/autism-experiment-reveals-people-in-technical-professions-are-more-likely-to-have-autistic-traits-a6719956.html
Do this test and share your result
>>25201371
15.
I guess I was lied by my psychiatrist back then.
How do you spend Christmas alone? It's my first time, so I don't know what to do except to kill myself.
>>25201332
Just drink until you pass out anon, works every time
Get a bunch of junk food. Download a bunch of movies and tv series and torrent/buy a bunch of videogames and you're golden.
Fuck people.
>>25201388
Not OP but what games should I torrent?
Isn't it better to get them from MEGA?
Any other robots play Old School Runescape?
>>25201311
yes, i'm playing in the free world rn. I don't buy membership and too poor for bonds.
My name is TriBipper, friends
I do a lot my names lx73xl working on 99 cooking if you gift me a bond i'll love you forever
Why is /r9k/ only concerned with dissing women?
Were all of you abused as a child?
Scared to smile?
Did they call you ugly?
truthfully I don't care for women since I am gay. But I will still hate on them because they are all normies.
>>25201226
I hate everyone equally until they prove their worth to me. Hating women while browsing r9k is a meme.
>>25201226
Leave my girlfriend alone u nerd
Being black feels like I'm a living meme
Why do you chimps get so offended when we say nigger to you?
Try being indian.
>Constipated for days
>Thought I was dying and would have to go to the hospital
>Just took a massive shit and feel lighter than ever
Never have I felt so glad to take a shit
thanks for the information my friend
>>25201194
no prub, bub
>driving my car with no roof in gta 5
>warm road
>nice weather
>driving rounds on road for fast traffic
>carefree
>sad i will never enjoy the moment in my own life
>sad i am stuck living shit life
>about to spend 15 grand on a Porsche Boxster
>will know this feel in real life
anyone remember the sa-mp thread with the biker robots chilling and biking around?
>>25201215
i guess its this one
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/nov/09/i-hate-being-a-black-man
Why would anyone on this board be envious of black people for any reason?
>tfw black grill
>tfw every more-thoughtful-than-average black guy on campus seems to get way into frantz fanon at some point or another
>tfw they start thinking they're morpheus and act as if they're the only conscious person in a world of sheep
why do they never want to give being right-wing try? it's not like tradition, patriarchy, hierarchy, authority, etc is just for whites only.
Well /r9k/, how do respond to these claims by the media?
https://raceandtechnology.wordpress.com/2014/12/10/r9k-the-sibling-of-b-and-how-it-works/
http://www.pri.org/stories/2015-10-02/short-history-r9k-4chan-message-board-some-believe-may-be-connected-oregon
http://www.dailydot.com/politics/4chan-school-threat-colleges-r9k-harassment-beta-uprising-oregon-shooting/
http://nymag.com/following/2015/11/inside-pol-4chans-racist-heart.html
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-intersect/wp/2014/09/25/absolutely-everything-you-need-to-know-to-understand-4chan-the-internets-own-bogeyman/
http://gamesnosh.com/notoriously-foul-website-4chan-funds-female-inclusive-gamejam-response-to-zoe-quinn-scandal/
http://www.dailydot.com/lol/best-of-4chan-b-lgbt-vg-tv/
/b/ was known as "internet hate machine"
/v/ was known as "the cathedral of misogyny"
and now /r9k/ with "beta uprising/rebellion"
congratulations
>>25200989
we dont respond to normie media
we create the news and they lap it up
we make them cucsks
does rubbing a penis with your open and slightly cusped hand count as a handjob?
>>25200884
yes, and this is coming from a girl who has given many handjobs before
>>25200955
my girl doesnt like giving handjobs, and she is reluctant to touch my penis. But shes warming up to it and recently rubbed me vigorously with her open hand. Shes poked, twisted, and squeezed me, but never death gripped and tugged.
does any hand-penis interaction count as a handjob? in your opinion.
