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WHY ARE NORMIES SO RUDE /R9K/
>>25198303
>implying there are no Normie's here
There is no gold in that, son.
>>25198303
Because you post on 4chan instead of going outside
i want to start working out at a gym but i'm so grotesque and i dont want to be seen in there only lifting like 45lbs
no one cares what other people in the gym are doing.
>>25198323
they might care, but their thoughts and feelings don't matter for the most part.
>>25198299
As someone who is /fit/ and has been training seriously for years let me tell you about what people think.
If they see a really skinny guy, their first thoughts usually are "Oh, I guess we have another newbie, I hope he's not a colossal faggot and understands gym etiquette."
If they see a really fat guy, its usually the same but with a bit more doubt about their dedication to training.
Nobody really gives much of a fuck about others unless they're doing something retarded or annoying. Retarded things are excused when youre a newbie anyways, annoying things too.
When you look like you've been lifting for a while and still do autismal shit you'll get judged.
Good luck anon, and remember to read up about training before starting, I suggest starting with the sticky.
Anyone else who can't play vidya anymore because they get anxiety?
I want to play through FF7 on my PS1 again but I get anxiety as the game starts. Like these intense nostalgic feels that are just too much, then I power off the system because I'm worried it won't be as good as I remember and it might be better to keep the memories as they are.
But then I also realize I could die and never play it again. And I realize that nothing matters and I get even more nostalgic.
wtf happened to this person
>>25198290
yeah i played gothic 1 again and it was kinda really just a normal, generic game. i always used to think that the combat was so fucking amazing and unique and the creatures all had their own behaviors you had to learn... well i guess i was just a kid new to gaming cuz that shit was so simple. like one monster literally just does the same motion over and over, very easy to dodge.. i dont know man. It kinda makes you feel like a shithead for loving this thing so much and glorifying it in your head and then it turns out it was just a normal game and it was only so good because it was your first game. i mean it was still a cool game, but nothing special with my current eyes
What's the best suicide method (easy, quick, painfree)? Helium bag? Or is it hard to get pure helium now?
>>25198285
Guns, you idiot
If you live in the US there's literally no reason not to be able to get one (except maybe if you can't spare the $2-300), you can make a day trip on a bike if you don't have a car, or get an uber or whatever the kids do
Or go to a silversmith and ask for cyanide, they have it for some reason, do your research to give a good excuse
Or pic related. All these require driving, the best one that doesn't would be hanging, if you really can't leave your house
>Or is it hard to get pure helium now?
Yes, they mix it with oxygen, the meme is over
My very attractive ex-gf left exactly year ago on christmas eve. I searched her up again online and I found her, prettier than ever. Through a computer screen, seeing her feels bad man, but seeing her IRL feels like a nail hammered to my chest. I have trouble forgetting her, even though I see lots of other women around. I should forget her since she's a dumb liberal slut, but still. I don't expect anything with this thread. This is just the only place to share my feelings. My pals are few and won't listen to my whining. Anyways.
>she continues her life
>i wallow in my past
>she's doing things i couldn't even dream of doing
>she's happy
>i miss her
>i jerk off to old pictures of her
>i can't let her go
>i try and try to find a purpose with little effort/result
>i try not to be the bitter loser i sometimes think i am
>when it gets lonely and dark and i fall
>i keep on going, wallowing, not letting go of the pictures in my mind or on my computer
>but i keep on going forward, slowly
>i realize, a woman won't help me get better
>being around people isn't enough
>i realize, i must find a calling of a kind, my lost passion
>i realize, happiness lies not in the bottle of beer or in the vagina of a woman
>it's a fucking hobby or better yet, a job
Get a hobby, get passion, get a life.
I want to start singing in a choir or dancing ballet or something.
Am I crazy, you dumb frogposters? AM I A MADMAN?
pic little related, she looks like her a bit
>>25198273
FAT!!!!!FATAYT!!SHE IS A WHALE! A FAT WHALE!!
>tfw have a job interview later today
Wish me luck brobots.
>giving up free neetbux for not free wagebux
>>25198311
>implying I have neetbux
Not sure I have autism or assburgers. I was wondering if I should see a doctor for that.
what do i get for my dad, his girlfriend, and her teenage son?
Lube and a candy cane dildo you cork.
>>25198230
Ending your own life would probably be the best gift you could ever get them.
>>25198230
Get the kid a couple sessions at a psychiatrist to help him cope with the all the issues he definitely has being a teenage bastard, get the girl free tickets to your local basketball team so she can get gangbanged by them after the game, and get your dad a medal that says "cuck of the year"
There is still hope for you anon
>>25198148
>fat Chad loses weight
>Becomes Chad again
>Robot loses weight
>is still a robot
>>25198182
You're right, its better to be fat and horrifically disgusting.
Hey anon, why are you being shy?
Because clearly I hate myself and don't think my contribution is at all necessary. I'd rather come off as shy than come off as a fool.
It's better to keep your mouth shut and have people think you're a fool than to open it and remove all doubt
How does one speak properly? Wait before shooting or to think? Is there such a thing as too slow?
My trick is to never, ever use the word "uhhhhh" when speaking. Instead, just pause in silence, think about what you're going to say and then say it.
The worst thing to do is to try to fill the silence with anything off the top of your head.
>>25198134
Wtf are you trying to say?
>>25198134
>try talking to my manager at retail store for help
>she tells me to hold on for a second
>literally forgets about Me and walks away
Yes there is a thing as too slow and some times you have to be assertive.
just got kick out of my home on the 23:th today. how is it going my fellow robots?? my fingers are cold and i need to wait 2 hour for a weirdo robot to drive me to trainstation so i can go back to my father.(mother kick me out) im 20 btw
I am good lad sucks its near the holidays
Hello, and welcome to my newest installment of meaningless buzzwords women say as an excuse to oppress innocent men. Today's word is "childish."
Women love to accuse innocent men of being "childish" just for standing up for themselves, saying stupid shit like "It's childish to call Amanda a bitch, and all because she removed you on Facebook!" What the woman, cold-hearted she-devil that she is, fails to realize is that there's nothing wrong with being "childish," as she calls it. Children are innocent. Children have started no wars, children have never plotted to encourage a man to kill himself. I would rather be childish than womannish.
Stay tuned for my next installment so you can learn to protect yourself against the sinister false words used by women.
>women shouldn't call me names, that's oppressive
>I can call women names because she deleted me from facebook
??
I get that you don't like being call childish but the self-awareness you're showing makes you seem it.
>>25197824
Found the coldhearted and mean feminist.
>>25197824
True logical savagry
Covering the bartender anon who is probably asleep.
Comfy thread music playlist, borrowed from our /v/ bros:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQpvCiYVvOc&list=PLWqdrZl-cp8QpC91qxYmWSDpeW9JPdjMd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlfUcnSbKDA
>Who else here is just fucking miserable?
I'm 20, and working plus trying to finish school, but my family life is so god awful that I have no stability in my life.
I dont really have any friends I talk to or hang out with on a daily basis and am cleanging to my gf for stability even though I know that's like pointing a knife to your throat and running as fast you can hoping you dont trip.
im hoping my university free counseling isnt shit because my mom will get mad at me and think im suicidal if she sees that im using my parents insurance to help pay for actual counseling. But I just cat go on feeling depressed everyday and trying to hide it. There's more to life than that.
>anyways does anyone want to start a feels thread?
Most of us are here anyways because some how something is not being satisfied in our lives.
>>25197725
bumperino paul sorbino
>>25197725
>wahh I'm "depressed" even though I have a gf
>>>/normiebook/
>>>/b/
Do we have a complete list of all the different kinds of Pepes?
smile for the camera OP
>>25197720
here are several pepe's
![bOpe51H[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jFMchVb.jpg "bOpe51H[1]")
