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It didn't have to be like this.
Yes it did
How do I fix it, I hate who I have become and I hate myself too much to change
please love me, cuddle pls, I try harder for you
I just got this old email from my past self. I was 17 and still in high school at the time.
"Dear FutureMe, you're 20 now and I hope you're feeling like it. I'm currently sitting in the basement (as usual), being bored out of my mind while thinking about being forever alone.
I don't have braces yet, how are they? Did they hurt? How are your teeth now? Hopefully it's worth it.
By the way, I hope you've found something you would like to do as a job. Are you in University? I'm still stuck on what I want to do, and I'm a little scared to spend that much money even though I've never had a job.
I wonder if you'll read this and go "Ah shit, what the fuck was wrong with me?". I bet you will. Hang in there buddy.
Do you still know Jennifer from school? I'm almost certain she wont love me back, but I wish you still know her. I hope you can grow better beards too. You handsome devil, you.
If you're still dateless by now, don't worry about it. You just haven't found anyone worth it so far.
JUST TO MAKE THINGS CLEAR: I PICKED THIS DAY AT RANDOM, IT HAS NO SIGNIFICANCE."
I'm a disappointment to myself...
I just fucked Jennifer in the ass. Come at me family
So how were the braces?
How did u send the email 3 years to the fiture
How do you look for a job besides using craigslist
indeed.com
Shit it so cash, my brother.
Need help in a certain field? I've got connections all over the states, and they all have different professionals, maybe you'll just get lucky.
>>25188616
I'm looking to become a jizz mopper.
H-hey guys
Why was my college experience so bad and different from the others?
I feel like I really just missed some pretty important part of life.
Everywhere I look
>people in college make a bunch of super friends
>not just classmates, but actual friends, they go out, have drinks, make parties, have house meetings, all that shit
>they become tight as shit
>not only in college but even at the gym you see people being all friendly to each other and having social groups.
meanwhile me
>never made any "big" friend on college.
>only had maybe 1 friend there, and he was just a classmate, we never went out to do anything or shit like that
>its not like I didnt tried, always spoke to people, joked with them and shit, but I was never made part of their circle.
Same shit happened at the gym, and the 2 jobs i've had.
>what did i do wrong?
>>25188490
Did you ever ask your friend to go out drinking/anything?
>>25188508
Yeah, not in a gay way. I suggested many recreational activities and he always refused.
any insight?
I feel like females on the whole are trying to provoke me into hurting them. Does anyone else know this feel?
>>25188488
i was just walking down the dorm hall to refill my water bottle at the fountain and this ugly spic cunt opens her door in my face and shoots me the evil eye and says "i dont know you" and speedwalks away
>>25188519
Yeah it's a bunch of little things on the micro scale, as well as socio political shit like feminism. The worst is when the big picture stuff combines with day to day life, like when my cousin told me I was mansplaining to her. That really pissed me off. Closest I've ever come to hitting a girl.
>24 hour party robots
>the ride never ends
Fuck off normie
saged
>>25188298
I really am a robot.
It scares me that people like this exist.
Pic related.
You would have to do something more outrageous than a single homicide in today's jaded sensationalist media climate to get national attention, I say this not as a suggestion, but merely as a matter of fact.
>>25188168
Don't worry. THat kind of weak shit is NOT the sort of motive that turns people into serial killers. This guy is just confused and lonely and needs to get the fuck out of his own head for awhile.
Does it bother anyone else that in order to check for unique posts there has to be some collection of posts to check against?
Like a database full of frogposts and wagecuck threads?
>>25188085
It's probably just hashes
>>25188085
Literally every single post on nearly every board is archived on either 4chan (usually temporarily) out permanently on a third party archive. I don't know what you expected but literally every site does this. I'm pretty sure ips aren't stored with the robot and are hashed within threads
>Another corporate cash holiday
>Everyone's so happy they have money to blow
>Meanwhile I'm broke and depressed and can't even go to the corner store to get a sandwich
Who else /poor/ here
>>25187951
just saw a rich fag thread who is a fat ass saying he saved 60k while going to college. Fucking normies.
>>25187951
being able to buy shit is the only thing keeping me really happy nowadays to be honesto
>>25187951
I feel ya OP. I'm in the same situation. I wish there was someone like robin hood in our modern days to show those fuckers what it like having everything took from them.
>I want to fuck every girl I meet who is 5+
five plus?
>I like to smear my feces onto my testicles while driving
>tfw qt3.14 azn gf
you have a qt asian gf?
lucky
>>25187650
Its an abstract kind of feelpls no mute robot senpai
>turn on weather channel
>90% chance of dicks
Yfw it's because you're shitposting to robots
>>25187552
>more like 0.01% of anything and 99.9% of coldness.
I Hate Christmas season
>tfw no one on cuckchan will understand this meme
Who here wanted to be something and then found out you just didn't have the intelligence and discipline needed to do it?
>wanted to be doctor
>couldn't handle gen chem 2 or calculus 1 and made C's in both
>didnt enjoy studying fir those classes anyway
>really want to make 6 figures at some point so a humanity mahor is out.
>going for a tier 2 degree in accounting hoping to get a CPA license and be a financial manager some where. Already working at Costco so hoping I can move up as I get my degree
>>25187542
Its just I would like to enjoy my career. However I didn't think I could handle the stress of being a doctor and my greed keeps me from pursuing fun degrees like poly sci or psychology.
Hoping I can build a exciting life outside of work in terms of family and travel.
I guess im just scared for the future because I dont know where ill end up.
>anybody else have these kind of feels?
>>25187542
>am 23
>0 fucking clue what to do with my life
>>25187607
See and any kind of meaningful career means that it take 4 to 6 years to get the paper needed to be possibly qualified for it.
Plus all of the costs that school requires, I want a fun degree but need a practical job to make up for all the money I invested in this piece of paper
What DIDN'T you accomplish this year that you had initially planned to? Did you stumble and fail along the way, or never even get started on that New Years' Resolution that was supposed to turn everything around?
What are your plans for next year, and how likely are you to fail or never try yet again?
I worked out like crazy, got super fit, went back to uni, met people, got involved, got decent grades, still no gf.
Im done trying.
I FEEL it's time we discuss this ,seeing how we all did NOT make it what kind of transcendental hell awaits us for the next century ? What is implied with the 2016 pepe what is next ?
This metamorphosis describes my life pretty closely how about UUUU familia ?
>>25187249
it will be exactly like this year and the one before
there is no hope
>>25187249
Yeah man, definitely.
