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Anyone have this problem where you browse /v/, /r9k/, and normiebook. and unironically listen to hard dubstep? Normiebook is for cringe only though.
Anything dubstep or hardstep or whatever is shit music
Holy shit could you be any more of an underage redditor
>>25181089
exactlly my point
pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigten
never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy
wen day is dark alway remeber happy day
>>25181016
truly inspiring, thank you
Thanks buddy! Appreciate the kind words.
thanks anon, have a happy holiday
>tfw your dick is so small that whenever you piss in public you have to open a fap folder on the phone to get hard so you don't piss on your balls
Why is life so hard?
That picture always gets me aroused imagining a man so fat that he has that much neck fat.
>>25180970
What the fuck is wrong with you, weirdo
>grandma hates me
My Grandmother is similar to a best friend - she is always kind and caring and tells funny stories and always makes me feel happy when I'm around her. I love my grandmother.
That is all.
>>25181245
>tfw mine calls me a pathetic bitch and tells me to make myself useful and go get her cigarettes at the gas station
>>25180799
Same. Cause she's narcissistic and I was fed up with her bullshit. So I lectured her about her behavior in a politically incorrect manners. Apparently she was scared.
How does /r9k/ call unfuckable/disgusting women?
>>25180796
uhm Women?
>>25180796
i'd say im a 45% hips and bellow
35-40% torso up
>>25180796
We don't call them because even the Landwhales won't give us their numbers.
> Tfw I'll never save her from Captain Chahad's harpoon.
When your 10 year old sister says you don't have a life
>>25180763
beat her up you stupid pussy
When your little cousin says "why don't you have a girlfriend yet? Most guys your age do. Do you even have a job?"
>>25180763
replace her with this
this chat site is SHIT
>>25180724
how about you bring your mum next time so you can film me fucking her ass fag
agreed you cant even see who says what
>>25180724
I know right it is not like Myspace where all the kool kids go.
How will Game of Thrones end?
>>25180662
Aegon Targaryen gets the throne and marries his cousin the heir to Dorne. Aegon's aunt stays in Essos and forms her own massive empire there. Tyrion becomes Lord Paramount of Westerlands. Jon Snow dies defeating the others. Bran ends up becoming the new old god. Rickon Stark rules the north. Arya becomes the new head of her assassin guild. Sansa ends up marrying Harry the heir after her cousin ends up dead. She will also kill Littlefinger. Ramsay killed by others. His father killed by others. The fat bitch that his father recently impregnated will give birth to a son which will end up being the new head of house bolton. Stannis will live but his daughter might die. The Clegane brothers will fight each other. Jaime will end up fulfilling the prophecy of killing Cersei which says she would be killed by her little brother. Only problem is she thinks it will be Tyrion which is why she hates him so much. Big Griff will die. Jon Snow's parents will be revealed to be Ashara Dayne(Dayne's sigil is a fucking flaming sword and their personalities are cold. They also happen to live in the land of fire Dorne, There is your ice and fire.). Edric Dayne told fucking Arya he was born and got milk from the same maid as Jon. He also told her that Jon was his cousin. Catelyn Stark hated Jon because he was a bastard and looked just like Ashara.
ree normals
>>25180639
*squints*
*unzips micro dick*
*cums*
Femanons why are you on this board? Do you come here to look down on robots in you're spare time?
I do. It's very entertaining.
>>25180630
The few women who come to this board are landwhale tumblrites who schlick to Chads, and rage at the men here for being sexist, or something. I don't know why any of them come here, its like a black guy going on Stormfront.
I find the bitching interesting. Also i find it hilarious when robots "reeeeeeeeeeee" against each other because no matter what is said they have to freak out over something.
how can i motivate myself to watch anime? i'd rather just browse 4 chan
>needs motivation to watch TV
Jesus it's worse than I thought....
Why would you?
If you have played a certain amount of games, watched a certain amount of anime or any series, it's getting boring and repetitive after that.
It's all the same stuff over and over again.
It's natural to have no motivation to do that.
>tfw I'm the same
to me, watching any anime with more than one season is like making a commitment
Does anyone have any photos of that bored looking girl with black hair that sometimes gets posted here? It's a closeup.
By the way, how are you guys going to pass Christmas and New Year's eve?
>>25180587
Did I do good Tem?
>>25180645
Gonna go to family's and try and stay there as little as possible. I wish I could just chill
this is the life of a real cuck. up for it? this is your future if you want a family but have a sub 8x6 dick
http://xhamster.com/movies/5469271/swl_home.html?s=1
>>25180501
Lol @ cuck meme
Du if she cheating it's not cause ur dick too small or your race is effeminate, it's cause she felt like she had the option to. Don't be afraid to abuse a little is a im saying
>>25180871
This right here. She has to understand that there are consequences for what she does, and that her man is not afraid to deliver them.
*BBBUUUuUUUUUuRRRRRPSSSSS*
*farts*
WAAAA
>Mummy I have to go pee pee poo poo
>mfw
>>25180381
Hey, stop that degeneracy!
>go to wipe
>it's almost entirely blood
See a doctor you nigger.
Stop masturbating analy, you nigger!
i had a hemorrhoid that was the size of a fucking grape and hurt like crazy. then one day all of a sudden my ass stopped hurting. i went to the bathroom, wiped a bit, and the toilet paper was soaked in blood - the hemorrhoid had popped
although it was kind of scary and definitely very gross, i cant begin to describe how much relief i got when that fucker ruptured.
