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Robot fiIter
>>25178793
I Don't understand what the purpose of this thread is.
>>25178834
Bypassing the robot filter
Has anyone is history attempted to overthrow the Chadtocracy and start a sexual communism revolution?
Kill yaself
>>25178742
no yau
>supposed to email my school's scholarship office the pdf of my 2016 fees
>accidently attached a picture of some tranny that was also in my download folder
>immediately realize my mistake and send a second email apologizing with my fees breakdown attached
>no response
Will they just ignore it? I'm scared shitless. The picture was a dick pic and I'm fucking panicing I may have lost my scholarship.
>>25178664
sorry OP but I had a giggle
they're probably deliberating over your good taste in traps
Nothing is going to happen to you dude.
>>25178699
Fuck I hope so, getting this scholarship was the first time my parents have ever been proud of my it seems like.
why is garlic bread a meme xDDDDDD
>>25178654
It's not though. Garlic bread is honestly one of the best breads out there.
>>25178654
Nah, it is good taste bread.
Meme bread will be something like peanut butter toasty bread.
>those 14-19 year olds who 'fall in love' with you because you ERP'd with them once on skype/steam
>they've never even seen your face
I have to stop making this mistake and unfriend/block these fags.
>>25178628
It's not a mistake if you ERP w/ them once and leave them, aim for one night stands and you'll never be disappointed aye.
Is it that easy to get a "I love you." ?
What was I doing for the past 29 years?
Hey, anon. Are you proud or happy of anything that you did today? If you didn't, that's okay. You have tomorrow. I helped my grandparents with some house work after ignoring it for two weeks.
I bought 4 steam games since they were on sale today. Pretty happy because they've been on my wishlist for quite awhile.
I finally got 5 day and 7 day survivor in Dead Rising.
I'm never proud of anything I do, even if i should be. The reward system in my brain doesn't work.
How did his mom let him get 2 WHITE girlfriends.
Is it because of
BBC
B
C
HOW CAN I COMPETE?
>>25178564
BBC is a myth stop perpetuating this stereotype, and making the rest of us feel bad because of the pressure put onto us by this lie.
>Be me
>In the club 2 days ago
>Almost 6 am so my friends search for me ready to go
>Come from the bathroom and a super drunk girl stands in front of me
>We both look at each other and start to dance
>Then she gets close to me and starts kissing me on the cheek
>I look to her thinking this might be it
>I ask her to go to the main dance floor so we can dance and hopefully make out
>She says...."only if you buy me a beer"
>Obviously she just wanted to drink more untill she falls
>I already paid the club and ran out of money to spend that night
>So while my arm is around her, my friends see me and say to leave her and go
>I did it and she went to talk to another guy on the bathroom door
>Half and hour later outside the club she is leaving with 2 of her friends and she barely walks
>She looks at me and recognizes me
>I do nothing and she leaves
Cruel world fellas
You dodged a bullet faM but it is a damn cruel world.
WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG
AND YOUR HEART
WAS AN OPEN BOOK
He looks like a young Pol Pot.
YOU USED TO SAY LIVE AND LET LIVE (lol) YOU KNOW YOU DID , YOU KNOW DID , YOU KNOW YOU DID ...
BUT IF THIS EVER CHANGING WORLD
IN WHICH WE LIVE IN
MAKES YOU GIVE IN AND CRY...
There is no time, there are only Watches.
>>25178198
Too deep anon.
I like it!
This is really hard and humiliating to ask. I feel awful that I can't help my brother and I never do this sorta thing. Help a lurker help his brother.https://m.gofund.me/Tristansbigmove
>>25178189
GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW FAGGOT
>tfw so alone that this message is the highlight of the week
>>25178177
>tfw too poor to buy steam games during this sale
The voting system is shit mostly because every godamn wacko loser can sway the results with their uneducated toxic opinions.
We should start banning people from voting accordingly
>virgins
>people who dont have driver's license
>people who never owned property which they bought themselves and not inherited
also
>rich people (like they give a shit what happens in the real world)
>extremists of ANY kind
>people over 25 with no children
feel free to contribute
>tfw 26 already and another new year's eve gonna spend alone like complete looser.
Who else gonna spend another new year's eve alone, im just a cyborg (no NEETbux in my country...)
I have only 1 friend and hes gonna go with ppl from work.
Ppl in my job don't like me enough to invite me and anyway all of them are normies with girlfriends...
ALSO
Anyone else here spend previous new year's eve alone logged in games like WoW using fireworks ingame and getting yours character drunk yep I know that pathetic.
You need to realize that you spending New Year's Eve alone is the same as spending any other night.
>I have only 1 friend and hes gonna go with ppl from work.
Go with him.
>>25178172
I second this go with your friend. Just tell him straight up you want to go and if he's not rly sure just say that you honestly don't have anything else to do.
I've gone to way weirder stuff with a friend and his coworkers before than NYE and it's always fun not weird.
>>25178038
Dont worry my friend. Im 21 years old, I dont have social anxiety Im just an introvert, no gf but have a lot of friends, still I prefer to stay at home, play Far Cry or gothic 2 because of nostalgia, eat pizza maybe, I just like it. So no worries you are not the only one : ) just dont get sad because of it! Life is to short to be sad because of shit reasons like this :D you will have much more new years eve to spend with normies and such :D
Merry xmas and have a great 2016!
It's wicked of women to release pics like this, but never do a nude photoshoot. You're not being nice to your fans with a few sexy pics, pics like this cross the line a bit and make you a tease, treating your male fans like they're not good enough.
anyway there's plenty of models now who are nice enough to get naked for the lonely.
>>25178022
Yeah fucking women what cunts amirite
