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FUCK YOU, LEATHERMAN
I'M THE BOSS OF THIS GYM
yeah, smartass?!
The only thing I have to look forward to anymore is getting beer.
That's it. Nothing elese. Go to work, come home, get beer, fall asleep, repeat.
Isn't everyone addicted to something, though?
When you get down to it I bet replacing beer with "interaction" you described most people.
>going to work
What's the point here OP? To get beermoney?
I can relate somewhat, but for me beer is just some refreshing and slightly buzzing drink to accompany my daily pack fo popcorn while I watch old Simpsons episodes in my bed. Does it feel good? I guess it does somewhat. But is it worth getting up and working for hours everyday?
Isn't it more logical to live off your savings/relatives/welfare until it runs out, then just kill yourself? Or do you consider beer to be actually enough in itself to live for?
>"Hey anon, you're so quiet all the time, what are you thinking about?"
Why do I have to be THINKING about anything? Why can't I have just zoned out for a minute? Matter of fact, why do you care if I'm thinking about something? Fuck off please, mind your own business, just go out and yell your thoughts out loud like every other numskull Chad and Stacy.
Hey dude maybe you would have more friends if you weren't so cynical. People interacting with you and being concerned with you is just a normal thing. Get over yourself fag
>>25179626
I'm in a permanent state of bitterness and paranoia.
Kill yourself OP
Original commen #24553355322
>"Anon, Chad just called me, he will be here in five minutes...WELL what are you waiting for?!? Get your face back there and start getting me ready for him!!"
Only If I get to suck Chads cock as well.
>>25179581
no you fat cow, i don't even know you why are you inviting people over to MY HOUSE
I'm back niggers
was gonna stop coming here and try to make my life good but it didn't work. So I'm back. Ready to hate. Been like 1 year, what did I miss?
Have a wallpaper, anon
>>25179576
fuck off tripfag
heres a (you)
Who else is hyped for the new Deadpool movie?
>>25179360
>Deadpool
>ever
Literally the dumbest comic book character ever
what white people see when niggers walk into their store
Uh huh yeah
Jesus, what's with all this race jokes lately?
>oh this what white people do when they see you
>real nigga hours
>XDDDD BBC in your white grill
They're not funny and they never will
>>25179357
>uh uh yeah
found the redditori do agree the racejokes are getting old but you probably shouldn't be spending so much time here anyway
>>25179357
>Jesus, what's with all this race jokes lately?
>jokes
>age 14
>been bullied all my life never had any friends
>diagnosed with high functioning autismo
>only ever play vidya
>no friends
>anheroisntsuchabadidea.jpg
>teased by family with "why don't you have any friends?" "You're a loner" etc
>make friends by coincidence and hang out with them at least biweekly
>feel like life isn't as shitty anymore
>still playing vidya erryday
>fast forward a year or two
>entire family thinks I'm gay for not showing an interest in girls
>get steady girlfriend
>she's smart (straight A's)
>she's pretty and outgoing
>i become outgoing too even though I'm extremely introverted
>hate every second of it
>still love her though so I put up with it
>slowly become more and more fed up with it
>she breaks up with me
>devastated
>drop out of school
>stop seeing friends
>nine months of spiraling into depression
>get back together with gf and start seeing friends again
>it gets better
>still hate being outgoing but don't tell anyone
>fast forward 3 years to now
I pretty much don't know what to do with myself. I can't stand being outgoing but I don't want to risk being alone again.
Don't really know why I wrote this I guess I just needed to get it off my chest
>17
band
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>>25179284
>that pic
ice cold senpai
reminder that every NEET thread the neets get reminded that they're normies and don't belong here, abd the neets HIDE from these replies in FEAR of the fact they are NORMIES that are NOT WELCOME HERE
NEETs are far from normies.
normie NEET here
just cuddling with my gf and smoking weed and laying in bed with our cats
pretty pathetic that some people can't get girlfriends even with jobs
>>25179276
>being happy
>having hobbies
>eating healthy
>having sex
>bettering yourself
according to NEET threads, these are universal of r9k neets, which means they are not robots and do not belong here and are not welcome here
![0562d9f015dd0655d11663278893678a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GvWXE8J.jpg "0562d9f015dd0655d11663278893678a[1]")
Feminazis are already trying to ban sex robots. I guess they realize that they will cease to have power over men once we get realistic sex robots - women would be obsolete and no longer desirable to any man who could afford a sexbot. Basically, men would no longer have to put up with women's bullshit, infidelity, and general insanity.
http://www.nbcnews.com/tech/innovation/campaign-launched-against-harmful-sex-robots-n427751?cid=par-time-article_20150915
>>25179222
Trips speak truth. If you want to liberate robots, to end our suffering, then this is what you must work towards.The Final Solution to the Female Question are androids that can fully replace them. For this, we need people to go into fields such as artificial intelligence, biology, robotics, etc. so that we get this technology up and running as soon as possible.
>when capitalism beats sjw feminazis
Just one more day until your 4 dsy weekend, wagecuck.
B-but i have to work midnight shift on xmas
>>25179221
Thisis a load of horse shit, kill yourself faggot.
>4 day weekend
kek, I get 7 day weekends, wagecucks will never know this feel, well until they retire and too old.
You there boy, what year is it?
>>25179213
Why, THE CURRENT YEAR sir.
WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME, SLIMEY LIMEY?
who here /redpill/
bill nye just told me that race doesn't exist. wow.
>>25179070
The United States isn't gonna last another 50 years at this rate pham. Prepare to live in hiding if you're white
U-um, I-I know you probably think I'm weird but I really like you a lot and wanted to give you this!
M-merry Christmas /r9k/!
A noose? Thank you!
>>25179054
I want to disembowel you, but a bomb in you and at your funeral kill all your family members.
I hate you more than I hate life
I want you to die
I finally met a girl and she cares about my depression and such is finally meeting me she was out on errands today but she keeps hinting about getting me a Christmas gift.
And I'm like the ugliest weirdest depressed guy ever and somehow this girl comes into my life.
But I been alone my whole life so I have no idea how to act or what to do and I'm angry because she's always on my mind and stuff.
But I mean if this can happen to me after 24 years of solitude then I guess it can happen to anyone.
You're my favourite infidel anon
>>25179048
you're the infidel for not worshipping me. Heretic.
