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>tfw the only reason karma is a bitch is because it dosint exist
i will forever be booty sore
Of course Karma doesn't exist. The richest people on the planet got there by throwing the entire human race under the bus, none of them will ever receive a come uppance.
>>25183691
>tfw all examples of karma are coincedential
Was hardcore fetishes always a thing?
I'd just like to have normal sex with a girl some day. I hope she doesn't ask me to choke her out or something crazy
>>25183504
>meet guy off the gentle femdom map
>been together ~6 months
>sat on his face maybe twice
>tfw feel bad i'm not bending over back wards to be a turbo kinky weirdo.
missionary really is the best/most comfy.
Who /theoreticalsexpert/ here? I've read a bunch of books on pleasing women so when the day finally comes she'll spread the word.
>>25183473
You've got to look at the female concious as at least 100,000 years old
>Be a qt in 9000 BC
>You can gamble your own genome on some beta male tribal member who doesn't get that much pussy
>Or can gamble your own genome on the cheiftains son who's dating 8 other girls, who treats you like a slut, and who is the best genetic card in you can hope to draw
>Repeat a near infnite ammount of generations
>Who is chad?
>Why is he such a duche
>Why do girls like him
The key to getting women is not to spill your guts to them.
The key to pleasing women is to act with high self regard, having lots of social capital, acting like the woman's attention isn't worth a whole lot
That'll make her wet really quick
>that moment when you use your theoretical expertees in practice to make your gf cum 4 times
She's such a whore, she likes nipple pinching the bestfooooriiii kooorriiiii
>>25183927
Why would a 9000 bc tribe have the same structure as a school group in a capitalist nation?
This documentary was only made worthwhile by this song, and even then it's ruined by the main character... but listen to Steve Buscemi, all you suicidal robots, because you know he's right.
Hop on, everyone.
Forgot to post the damn song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72b_AHQLsqA
>I'd rather not listen to Christmas music
>>25183349
What are your expectations for this thread?
I'm not dreaming of a white Christmas
>MtF transsexual
>Prostitute
>Masturbate multiple times a day
>Do drugs everyday
Who else /degenerate/ here?
Try to be degenerate in my town biatch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbAkYyTeTH8
Normies to be honest family
>>25183262
Le dank memes xD I love Mr. Frog
Anyone else not want to have their dick sucked? I'm spooked that maybe a girl might bite it off.
>>25183252
go ahead, bite it off its not like i use it much other than masturbation.
>>25183252
i would rather suck a girls dick desu
Yes, but for a different reason, I don't like the thought of having a girl suck my dick and then me going to kiss her on the mouth
Shit nasty
Where do I go to vent about how I blew it with a good friend / lover and now have to suffer the consequences?
go to /adv/, its like the nice helpful version of r9k.
Post your autistic elementary school stories
>Be me 7 year old in elementary 1st grade.
>2002 so Jurassic park 3 came out a year ago.
>Fucking loved dinosaurs. Had dinosaur toys, dinosaur cups, mugs, plates, all that shit.
>Decided to start acting like a dinosaur in school.
>I arch my back and extend my hands just like a t-Rex (pic related).
>Would run around roaring in playground.
>Kids are laughing but I don't give a shit .
>Imafckintrexbitemeson.pdf
>8/10 qt 3.14 playing by the swing set
>Dangerzone.exe
>Get into T. rex formation like pic related
>Run and roar toward grill
>End up biting her arm
>Dominanceestablished.mp4
>Grill screams and kids laugh at me
>Forever known as the dinosaur retard
>Dinosaur retard catches up with me in middle school
>mfw bullied with no friends
>mfw no qt. dinosaur gf
>tfw time to an meteor
>be me in 3rd grade in elementary school
>watches porn everyday
>learned how to jack off from the porn
>decided to touch girls boobies
>touches girls boobies everyday at the playground
>they always try to avoid me but I always find them and touch their boobies
>I was known as the autistic pervert that would chase for girls.
>some of them actually liked it while others were annoyed.
>one day get caught by the teacher
>teacher just warns me
>mfw i never get suspended or in trouble by my parents. I also never gotten bullied in my life for this autistic shit.
Wubba dubba dubba, is that true?
WHOA, you rock big guy!
>>25182824
That's what she's saying?
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>>25182783
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>>25182783
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>>25182827
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CSRKN
Who here ever /have a good cry/ about the state of the USA?
The political system, the criminal justice system, the police, the drug laws, the poverty, the military, the media, the lack of community, the lack of family structure, the baby boomers, and literally everything else.
It's over lads. It's too late. The end must be coming soon.
>>25182766
Forgot wall street, the feminism, black culture, the public education system and the rampant university scam. And the private prison industry
>>25182766
>crying over a country
Unless you're a native american or a descendant of one of the founding fathers, you're a pussy for crying over that, though I agree with the sentiment.
>>25182829
Well america is the mos powerful and influential country on earth right now. So I feel like if america is this fucked, then the whole world must be fucked. I just wanna leave sometimes
How do you ask a girl if they like you (through the internet because I can't contact them directly right now) without making it seem like you like them or giving yourself a clear way out when they immediately reject you
This may be my last chance
>>25182739
>How do you ask a girl if they like you (through the internet because I can't contact them directly right now) without making it seem like you like them or giving yourself a clear way out when they immediately reject you
The more you try to avoid risking rejection or playing shitty games like that, the more likely you're going to be viewed by her as a pathetic beta cucklet and stand no chance of mating.
Also don't ask girls out over the internet. Do it in person or don't do it at all.
You do not straight up ask a girl about her feelings.
You give her an opportunity to demonstrate them. If IRL meeting makes sense, ask for a date at some physical location.
If not, you can't date, so who cares? She has no reason to spill feels. If you just want to know, then I dunno, go first and drop it on her.
There is always the possibility of rejection, deal with it.
shoe
nice tripcode fucking faggot. Go kill yourself. saged
