need some help making a decision right now, /b/.
so right now im in my early 20s and my parents want me out of their house soon.
i've been looking at a lot of share places to live and rent at and none of the good ones (ones without 10 stinky Indians making shitty indian noises at 3am, etc)
and the best place ive found so far is really close to my uni, cheap as fuck, and the guy said he would rent the place to me if i confirm i will move in soon. I only have so long before some one else gets the place.
hes 32 years old, personal trainer.
chad face and...
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>>25192882
>/b/
should have changed this to /r9k/
I also posted it in /b/
Does anybody here feels wild ?
I mean, not that any of your actions are bad or good, but that blunt sensation of going through an incredible empathy for what you witness, for what you do to yourself, to the point you would follow anyone poor bastard story out of... I don't know, curiosity of what honesty is ?
I got that "wild" word coming back to me every now and then from people that I get to know.
Lol wild boy party beer xDDDDDDD
I'm not sure I understand, OP. Empathy for who, what? Your post is incomprehensible, you are using that word in a completely undefinable, personal way. Are you on LSD or sommat?
>>25193030
No, ahaha, I'm sober I think. I never took LSD. And I'm not a wild party boy, I'm not excited like that. Excuse my english, I may sound less sharp in my writing than in French but translation killing me sometimes.
But actually the people who said that to me were actually saying it in english, even though it could be included like some slang or something. That's why I though I would ask to native speakers here ahahah I guess I'm out.
Who else /quiteskinnybutchubbyface/ here?
How do you deal with the fact that everyone notices the lack of proportion on your body?
Are there any ways to get rid of the fat on my face, somehow?
>>25192854
Fat is stored differently for every person, but it's still fat. To lose the fat on your face you'll have to lose weight like you would with any other fat.
t. /fit/izen
It's the opposite for me, I look skinny everywhere but have a fat looking stomach and love handles.
>>25193467
Start running. that will slim down quickly. I've been working for a month and already have noticed a difference.
I'm not even mad about it anymore desu.
I'm not wasting my new years eve with a bunch of teenagers on /r9k/.
I think I'll just play Insurgency or something.
>>25192782
nicovideo is having an evangelion marathon on the 31st, I hope I can get my vpn to work
>>25192782
Spent every new years up until 2013 inside
December 31 2013 went out for the first time, was fun but basically a novelty
December 31 2014 went out but no where near as fun
This year just want to stay in with my r9k bros but normies are constantly pestering me to go out.
My mom just dropped it on me if I don't get into university in 2016 she will kick me out if I can't pay rent.
What the fuck do I do? Has anyone else gone through anything similar? I turn 19 in a few months.
Getting a job is hard for me. I have issues with tremors and anxiety to the point if I'm around others I panic and sperg out.
Kill her then kill yourself, you never asked to be in this world.
>search facebook fanpages for hate speech
>some normies are posting from legit accounts
>report them to their employers
>at least 3 of them got fired
Sounds fun, but how do you know they got fired? Did their employers email you or something?Got any screencaps?
>>25192691
They probably say "ommg i jusd god fired DDDD:" in their profiles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3NoDEu7kpg
Is the Hunchback of Notre Dame "/r9k/: the musical"?
>>25192560
>He gets cucked by chad at the end
yeah pretty much
>>25192641
This is actually accurate.
Who /bad posture/ here?
>tfw my neck hurts
>tfw neck pain leads to a headache and it feeling like there's a nail stuck behind my eye
>tfw too awake to sleep it off
Every time it hurts this much, I can't stop thinking about killing myself just to make it stop.
>I have overdeveloped neck muscles
>don't even notice my bad posture
>manlet
>look like a thumb
>>25192545
>Look like a thumb
Hah
Anyways, learn 2 sit up straight OP before it's too late.
>>25192564
I'm trying to sit straight, but I've been playing games a lot more recently and I have my mouse and keyboard in an autistic way which I like, but leaves me hunched over.
>>"hey Anon, Gus asked me for your number since he wants to hang out some time, would you be okay with that"
>"not really"
>>"why not"
>"I'm just not interested"
>>"why not"
>"I just don't want to hang out with anyone"
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>>25192505
>"you're going to live a very lonely life with that attitude"
Thisis false
>>25192505
>"you're going to live a very lonely life with that attitude"
Except it's 2015 and everyone is a click away from all the friends they'll ever need.
Hanging out in real life is such an outdated concept.
>>25192573
>>25192550
They don't understand I get all the socialization I need from forums
They'll never understand
Boomer stories?
>Boomer woman lives across the street
>Never really interact with her, but know what car is hers
>wind has blown bin over
>just outside picking all the shit up
>see car speeding down the street
>takes her wing mirror off and scratches the paintwork on the side
>catch numberplate
>go over to her house to...
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>driving through neighborhood
>boomer calls out to her loose dog right as im driving past
>dog rams into the side of my car and dents it
>go over and tell boomer shes liable and needs to get it repaired asap
>boomer disagrees and calls the police, saying i hit her child
>police arrive, say lol civil matter, then leave
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>>25193051
>>thinking of poisoning her dogs
You should kick it to death, I did that once in front of an owner when it started biting me.
>a person loosely defined by something tenuous does a thing
>this means they all do this guiz!
Millenials AND boomers are the worst generations society has ever had.
had a pretty interesting experience a few days ago(Im abbreviating everyone name in this story)
>be me home alone Sunday night over break
>friend J. messages me around 10:00 asking if him and a couple of friends can come over
>contemplate saying no but decide what the fuck i've got some alcohol may as well
>says his bringing a friend of mine named B. and a girl i know but not really her friend named S.
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Was he a big guy?
So my mother's the sort of person who buys into an assortment of new age religious bullshit- nothing about morality, just religion and metaphysicality for religion's sake. She places Buddha statues all around the house, believes in angels, and has one of those "Live Laugh Love" signs, or whatever they say.
So a few years ago, she went to some sort of fortune teller convention, and had a person read out a rough idea of the personalities of me and my siblings- from probably some form she forget she wrote on before heading in or something.
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>>25192176
Is it smug to fug a virgin girl?
>>25192394
I'm a pretty smug person and I haven' done that before so probably not
................How?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARoyzIvWzTg
h 3 i g h t
>>25192073
dumb roastie keeps looking over at the camera.
so fake it hurts. a mexican autist like that could never score with her. she probably instantly washed her hands and vomitted after this was over. then she got paid 50 bucks.
what you can do to keep out the normies. even from your mind
>>25192054
9 inch Nails through your eyelids
Or
A healthy portion of lead to your brain
>be me hanging out with normies in a mall
>see one of those dancing skeleton toys
>starting singing "WAKE ME UP INSIDE" in public
>they look at me and say
>"haha anon, what was that for?"
>another one says "isn't that an old song from nirvana?"
>remain silent and laugh it off
fuck this place has ruined me
>>25192042
>Banner is skeletons dancing
>>25192391
y-yours too?
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