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HEY CUNTS THIS ISN'T YOUR AVERAGE REDPILL THREAD.
Cyborg here, been lurking for a couple years and rarely post. I don't really respect the average woman, who does? But could someone give me some legitimate proof of how much better men are, how much more they accomplish, are useful etc.
Gotta try and make this happen. Bump
>>25198849
Do you need proof? Look around you, almost everything we have accomplished or created or built was done by men. However, we cannot understate the importance of a woman's role as a mother. They are the ones that teach our children values and teach them about our culture. Women and men are not equal, but they both have honorable roles.
>get ghetto black gf 3 months ago
>only gives it up once a week if that
I have a feeling she's only with me because I buy her things.
>Ghetto black gf
>Low confidence
Break it up now buddy.
>>25198816
>female materialism
keep in mind that you likely are some kind of entertaining monkey/walking wallet to he
>ywn be a tall guy with a short gf
>>25198713
Not only do you post feels that I have, but you use the short GF I dream of having to illustrate it.
I like you, anon.
>cat start to pet
>get hard
>cat starts purring
>laying down
>she walks on your crotch
yeah this actually happens to me, I don't know what it is, I'm not remotely sexually attracted to cats and even the thought of it is quite repulsive.
This happens to me all the time
Whenever I give my cat a bellyrub and he's getting into it and rolls over and starts purring like mad my boner can cut through diamond
Of course, nowadays this is usually followed by me giving him a handie, but it's been like this long before I got into bestiality
If you're a big-ass white dude, how come you're not as successful as Kim Dotcom was a few years ago? He's a massive fatass with the face of a 12 year old and he almost managed to use his white boy privilege to take over the world (let alone get a car, a house, and a wife), all from his bedroom computer. His only mistake was sticking his middle finger up the ass of the Powers That Be, and he almost got away with that too.
What's your excuse?
>What's your excuse?
Pigeonhole principle. Most people can't be successful at once, by definition.
>tfw dumb parents
>they can't drive
>they can't use a computer
>they can't even speak english
>no jobs for the past eight years
>tfw living with NEET parents who are on welfare
just kill me
Time for a bean town beat down.
Gonn install tinder on my iphone lads
I only accept ones that look like my waifus
No uggos
I need a scenario like this to happen
>tfw do this and actually match with a few girls
>have no idea what the fuck to say
>no reply from half of them, bland small talk that goes nowhere with the other half
feels pretty bad man
>>25198782
Im a natural story teller, comedian, and chad 2bh
>"Oh Anon, it's perfect! How did you know to buy me something like this!? Now I feel embarrassed. Are you sure you liked the things I got you? This has been the best Christmas in a long, long time Anon. I hope you realize how much I appreciate having you in my life"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3lX0azrfDM]
I love those threads
>"So yep, this is my hometown. It looks pretty bleak at this time of year I know, especially when the snow's so thick. Hey, my old highschool is near here. It'll be closed for the holidays, wanna sneak into the grounds and take a look around? Sorry I just get so nostalgic whenever I come back, and having you here with me just makes things, I don't know, I'm just glad I'm able to share things with you that I've never really felt comfortable sharing with anybody else"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDhkVRHYZCE]
>"Oh hey, hey Anon, Anon look! Gosh this must be the first time it's snowed all year. Are you too drunk too go for a walk with me? Are you sure? Oh god, here grab onto my arm okay. I'll get your jacket and some layers. Let's walk to the 7/11 and get some snacks for later. Maybe if it keeps falling overnight we can go for a longer walk tomorrow or something, does that sound okay to you?"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUegJBEusoI]
Do you ever do the 'mustard pass' with your bros?
https://youtu.be/wvpyu_9ZKDM
>>25198458
I do. But it's more like mayo and comes out of my cock.
Anyone else here /worthless parasite/ ?
> Dropped out of highschool
> KHV,borderline homicidal,friendless depressed NEET
> Brother always out with Staceys and Chads
> He's out watching the new Star Wars as I write this, fuck him to be honest famalam
> Mom complains about why I'm so weird, why I won't go out with my friends, why I don't have a job, why I don't care about anything
> Hits hard
> My birthday comes up
> They respect, that I didn't want a party, but give me a lot of expensive presents regardless
> I don't deserve them
> Dad tries to cheer me up
> CheerUp.exe failed
> He's visibly upset, although he's the strong,silent type
> Play vidya and read manga all day
> Mom brings self-made food to my room
> "Here,eat up dear"
> Self loathing intensifies as I avoid eye contact due to shame
> It would be better if they would just disown me, kick me out and forget it
> Can't do anything without realizing what a worthless fuck I am
> Have no one to open up to
> Playing with the thought to kill some bad guys (drug dealers, bullies, REALLY worthless people) if I'm going to an hero sooner or later anyways.
I don't get all those "proud NEET"s on this board. But I don't seem to get a lot of things anyway.
> Playing with the thought to kill some bad guys (drug dealers, bullies, REALLY worthless people) if I'm going to an hero sooner or later anyways.
So, people who actually have to make money so they don't starve? Get over yourself.
I go on r9k to laugh at the pathetic robots that have a worse life than me.
>>25198382
Sure you do
You're not insecure, your life is exemplary, you feel at ease with your existence, and so on
Who do you think you're fooling?
sage
I am a privileged white male with money, a supportive family, and have little to no stress. I don't have the need to feel insecure, because I have pristine social skills.
>>25198459
learn how to reply, OP you idiot
sage again
>mfw faggots think they're robots
no, you have a mental illness and need to fuck off back to reddit or rumblr or wherever the fuck your wrenched hivemind meets up
fuck you and your trap threads
I've befriended exactly one gay man in my life and he's a bigger sperg than I am
>No friends
>Nerdy hobbies
>Kissless virgin
>Computer science major
>August knowledge of computer games and old RPG's
>Not flamboyant at all
>Awkward as FUCK around masculine dudes
It's been a weird ride desu.
I've been on this board since you were in diapers
>tfw parents think I'm annoying because I'm always cynical and criticize everything
I can't help it ;_;
>>25198337
I know that feel brobot.
>>25198337
Keep it to yourself.
that is what I always do, and all people say about me is how nice I am.
I'm not nice
>>25198337
Realize that your opinion means nothing because of your low social standing and no one wants to hear it
>who /basketball/ here?
>/blackfeels/
>anti-white posting
These posts are obviously from non-whites, who seem to be a lot more common recently. Are they going to claim part of the board like they did with Twitter?
Probably those asianmasculinity gooks or Aussies.
>>25198333
Maybe, we don't know. All I know is that you got some nice trips F/\M TB|-|
>go out to lunch with family
>go to buffalo wild wings
>see skinny people eating wings burgers beer skinny
>do the same and im fat
How do people do this?
>>25198318
Probably because you eat junk food all the time at home and they don't. They're also probably more active than you.
>>25198318
They don't do it all the time, like you do, you stupid fat fuck, and they probably get off their asses and walk and do things.
