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You see, fatbros, these people will hate us no matter what. this picture proves it. But not only that, they hate us more than anything.
Someone could be rude or spit in their face and they will still hate us more.
Someone could destroy their property or assualt them and they will still hate us more.
Someone could rape their loved ones or go on a killing spree and they will still hate us more.
Someone could cause the deaths of millions and destroy entire galaxies and they will still hate us more.
We could be kind and helpful to them and they will still hate us. And if we were to succeed in getting fit after however long it takes they will still hate us to the bitter end if they ever found out we were fat at some point.
But we are all going to die at some point and the only thing we can do until we meet our fate is try to be as happy as possible. If you believe that getting fit will help you be happier then by all means go for it, but if it doesn't would you continue just to keep up the facade for those that despise you?
I've tried many times to reach my goal but after a few weeks I remember that I have no reason to continue. Why waste 2-3 hours of my day working towards a goal that would satisfy no-one. I will have used up my time and still be slowly moving towards my death and the "fatty-haters" will still hate me, no matter how fit I get.
Bros, maybe you shouldn't try to get fit, because they are still going to call us names, and put us down for ever having breathed the same air as them. Just try to be happy, because one day they'll be dust too.
Bump for great justice and truth
>>25205834
>letting the opinion of normies stop you from becoming healthy
>not becoming a /fit/ god just to crush roasties
>>25205834
If some vapid whore taking some stealth pictures of you at the gym is enough to make you quit, then you never had the willpower to actually get fit.
What's it like having a girlfriend? Are they as qt, feminine, soft as they seem? What kind of things do they talk about? How do they improve your life?
They're like your friends but more annoying and argumentative because they know you'll put up with it to funk their cumcages
>>25205759
it depends on the girl, you and your relationship
>>25205802
This tbqh mis famila
When your horny how annoying she is will be a non issue. As soon as you finish you'll just want her to shut the fuck up for 5 seconds and stop draining all your money, time, and mana.
They're falling for the ruse!
>>25205748
Bwahahaah
what now, though?
Give them something really disgusting that involves scat and worms or Sonic characters? It's not like you can just say "gotcha"
>be 22
>fat as fuck
>want to lose weight so I can be attractive enough to marry a virgin qt 3.14 Muslim girl as they are all coming to the States
>tfw will probably be too late as they will all be converted to whores by the time I'm no longer a fat ass
>>25205709
There won't be any Muslim qts by that time
Eggman appreciation thread: christmas edition
>>25205557
School shooting beta cunt. Rot in hell
>>25205557
He's no longer one of us.He never was.
Throw in Elliot too.
my christmas present to parents is spending time with them and not demanding GBP for it. they clearly know that i'd rather play video games and browse r9k instead
>>25205479
Kek
I told mummy about your post and she said I'm still receiving GBP for my time with my parents because I'm her good little man
post small dicks i believe this dick is 4.3 inches by 4
Damn, mine looks exactly like that and I measured 4.8"/5"
Maybe I am delusional.
Time to an hero.
>>25205503
post it here m8 this thread is for us sub 5 inch penis'd robots.
Why does 4chan loves christmas so much?
>>25205318
> tfw family doesn't celebrate Christmas
>>25205318
seriously? I ;ike christmas because in my pretend personality of a cynical asshole who puts up barriers to stop me from getting hurt or forming relationships that might get me hurt, Christmas is a time when i can genuinely be happy and excited about something without it being weird for people. I dont care about presents, but that childish faith that they are going to be so, so cool is nice. It makes me happy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCNvZqpa-7Q
ITT: Post music normies cannot enjoy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQTTqZHXGfQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m38g4L1U0rc
SOMEBODY GET ME THROUGH THIS NIGHTMARE I CAN'T CONTROL MYSELF
SO WHAT IF YOU CAN SEE,
THE DARK INSIDE OF ME
NOONE WILL EVER CHANGE THIS
ANIMAL
I HAVE
BECOME.
>>25205248
HELP ME BELIEVE IT'S NOT THE REAL ME
What kind of music does wojak listen to?
elliot smith
mount eerie
sea bear
when hes feeling dark, nocturnal poison, but he doesn't like xasthur
>>25205169
Rush
Radiohead
Wojak is a normie
>being under 6'
One question: why?
Literally why would you do this? Explain it to me.
>>25205165
>being an over 6' KV
Literally why would you do this ? Explain it to me.
This post probably sounded a lot better in your head.
>>25205184
>>25205193
Manlets leave
dumping my image collection here
filedropper com/pictures_14
These memes are outdated. Begone, fool
bunnp
Only gift i want for my birthday is death
>>25205073
It is one of those things you know you will always get though.
im so tired. i don't even care. existing is painful enough... but dying also seems like a drag.
It's about 2:30 AM here and I'm going to bed. When I wake up I want a cute girlfriend in my room. Come on /r9k/ wizards, do it!
I wish you die when you're sleeping, so you can be happy forever...
>tfw you'll never be an allmighty wizard whos sole purpose in life is to grant wishes and make people happy
>>25205044
abstract feel tbqh senpai
