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Tattletale thread get your asses in here
>high school girl dated my college friend
>fucked him over
>go to her twitter
>"Cutting class :^)"
>screencap post, emailed to her guidance counselor
I don't even know if anything came of it but it's a great way to relieve stress and bully normies from a safe zone.
>>25209977
mind if i save this pepe friend?
>>25210150
Go ahead, it's all yours.
Here's another for being so polite.
Why does being nice result in people taking advantage of it and abusing you? Why do they always treat you like a platform to use and shit on in order to get away from their own problems, but not give two fucks about you, and leaving and screwing you over thinking it won't bother you or you won't care? Or that being nice somehow means you won't say "no" to them even when absolutely needed? Or that your patience is supposed to be limitless?
It seems that the second you show kindness, you're instantly treated as a doormat. So many years, so many people, I've had people do this to me day in and day out. Thinking I'm okay with it because "oh but you're just so nice, Anon. That's why I need you to do these things for me. :)" It makes me see why a lot of people act like assholes.
Humans are assholes no matter what
>be uni freshman on winter break
>have single mum
>we go out to dinner pretty often with her old washed up ex-roastie friends
>opening conversation always goes like
>"Hey anon, you look grown up"
>and
>"do you have a girlfriend yet?"
mfw
>>25209691
At least your mom has friends
Ayyy lmao
fuck off robot
What did you robots each today?
>Beef n' Cheddar with sourkraut
>Turkey Club no tomato
>Medium curly fries
>Small drink (peach tea)
>Hey mustard and horsey sauce
>3 turnovers (chocolate, cherry and apple (one of each basically))
where I live arby's is clean, and the people are polite . but very expensive. only thing I wser to go there for was the cheader/beef on an onion roll. and the triangle tater cakes. and the horsy sauace and the red stuff. but the blt and other stuff, forget it. but I figured out how to make tater cakes at home. and the roast beast , um beef is pretty good. not great and like it or not those stupid adds don't help, and I know, you cannot sustain that long 5 or 4 or even 2 for 5. that's ok. but play to your strengths if driving and want to eat, s quadrillion burger places. and subway if I want a turkey club. wat do you have, that no one else has? roast beef. and horsey sauce. not umpteem turkey samiches. define your market. Its a bit higher, but I am willing to part with some cash. why? sure is not bugers or hot dogs. Must be the--- say it again---roast beef and horsey sauce. the adds are cute, but makes me want subway more than arby's. and for all that, Arby's is a nice place I've never been terribly unhappy but you cant be everything to everyone, all the time. those that try are doomed from the get go. no matter how man tv ads if I see a place adverising burger, barbeque, pizza, tacos and fish. um no thanks, or get your money out, because its a fair or carnival. ad that is ok also . just so you know sorry if I spoke to much.
Soylent. Shit is gross.
retired/former chad here AMA
What is it like being Chad? Did you prefer it to being a robot?
>>25210029
>do you prefer being a robot?
do you prefer hell?
Well /r9k/, I'm fucking done. I was in a relationship for 2 years and the sex was terrible. Banged some chicks since then and the sex was terrible. Had a one night stand last night and the sex was terrible. I'm positively convinced that good sex doesn't exist and that women are fucking awful.
>>25209516
Maybe you're terrible at sex retard
It's not the girls, sex just isn't as good as masturbation.
You might enjoy it more if you do some roleplaying or something.
E-Excuse me, miss femanon?
I was just wondering...
Will you be my gf?
Please! Please! Please! Please!
My virtues include:
>truthfulness
>warmth
>good listening skills
I would rate myself acceptable.
P-Pls respond...
bumping for response
>tfw sitting on my huge bean bag while smoking chronic and listening to doggystyle and just popped 20mg amphetamine as it storms outside
>tfw no worry of wagecucking in the morning
there is no greater feel
amphetamines and weed are a great combo
>fall for the marriage trick
>she takes everything I have, what I don't have and what I'm going to have
>erase all files and documents with my name on them
>close all bank accounts, report my name as deceased
>escape to a small foreign country, change my name and become a citizen
>live life freely as a waiter in a modest restaurant
>if they somehow track me down I'll shoot them and kill myself in the process
I'm never falling for that shit again holy fuck
>>25209367
How's your mom's basement OP?
pick your women better retard
>>25209367
How did the divorce go down anon?
>tfw you realize that your entire life has literally become one big meme
>>25209207
It sure is!
I feel terrible but i'm just sticking out to make sure it gets really good
after 1 year and 3 months of being a wagecuck i will lose my job and probably the car and the apartment' Going back to moms' basement. Holy shit this is so humiliating, painful. how do i deal with this?
Why will you lose your job?
>>25209204
story?
original comment
>>25209243
new boss, an asian female, thinks my performance is poor.
Tell me about your worst Christmas ever
It was the Summer after I dropped out of high school. I got a drawing book and $50. The rest was "motivational" cards. My Brother got over $500 in presents. Family hardly spoke to me.
>in early highschool
>Uncle had been dating this mexican girl
>they bring their baby, chick brings her brother
>normal christmas
>everyone leaves
>grandma is missing ALL of her jewelery
>Uncle and his bitch beat my other grandma at a different xmas get together and take her money
>baby girl goes missing for a bit
>I'm still playing video games and get mad i dont have my tendies
>didn't get pokemon red
I hate those brown 'people' that rob my grandma and prevent me from getting tendies for borracho beans. Why is that even allowed on christmas?
Would you robots like to play a game?
It's Christmas and I'm lonely.
http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=133
>>25208996
please, desu
sure, whats the info
Remember when pepe didn't have a name?
>>25208966
he always had a name you dipshit
It was always peepee you moron.
December 2014 was the height of the delight that was POO POO PEE PEE on /r9k/
Let's get some holiday season nostalgia going, robots.
>>25208960
this was a really hot meme for like 2 weeks
too bad it didn't scare the normies away
