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What are your plans for New Year?
>will get an enema at about 10:30PM
>start playing with an Aneros (Progasm) right after until about 11:30PM
>after I'm loose enough, move to a dildo and start going at it nice and slow, aiming to cum hands free near 12:00AM New Year, Jan 1st 2016.
>pour some Johnnie Black with some ice and watch a comfy movie right after I clean up, enjoying and chilling after the session.
What about you guys?
>>25216327
>drink some beers
>aim to black out before 12
Does any one else have odd Christmas family tradition?
>was 10 years old and playing with cousin
>we decide we want to swim in lake
>no bathing suits
>we go the naked
>start wrestling and playing
>parent see us
>don't know what wrong, no sex intended
>get told bad
>not allowed to see cousin for one year
>now grandmother makes sure we don't get time together 10 years later
>makes us push around small doll carriage with deform porcelain doll before Christmas supper
>say I don't want to push around incest baby doll with cousin
>no supper then
>push around doll with cousin pretending to be married, uncle screeches to voice over baby
>used as an example for other cousins
is this real? can you provide pic of doll?
>>25216278
>not being a man and telling your grandmother to shut the fuck up with such bs
grow up, that shit is mental torture. Tell her to fuck off.
>>25216278
Jesus...Is our lord and savior, robot
I'm a fairly experienced smoker who recently had my second bad experience with weed where my heart beat so fast I thought I was going to die.
>desu tfw still feeling odd sensations in my heart/arteries 2 days later
Any other robots on here have bad experiences with weed/other drugs before?
>>25216242
I feel you so fucking much bro.
I smoked three days ago. In the city, far from my home. At first it didn't really seem to work, but after 10 minutes it hit me like a fucking train. My hands and arms went numb. My heart was beating extremely fast, I was soo paranoid about fainting. I had like 1g with me, so you know... Alot of people in the streets, cars, noises... I can't even remember how I got home. But I'm glad I did.
Besides of extreme heart rate and vomiting, the effects were pretty sweet. It was my 7th time doing weed. I smoked the same shit yesterday. I did like two hits and my heart went fast again. But it was alot better, and I was able to not think about it.
Going to buy gaming system X box or play station I only play madden and NBA
Xbox if you can handle the 12 year old white kids calling you nigger and faggot.
PlayStation if you can handle servers getting hacked or DDOS attacked every other week.
Wait they can kick me off the server keep in mind I am old nig
>>25216109
I'd play 2k16 with you on ps4 if ya want
HAHHA GUESS WHAT FAGGOTS
SANTA CLAUS IS NOT REAL
HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHHAHAHA
HAHAHHAHAHAHA
HAHHAHAH FUCK YOU ALL, YOUR PARENTS LIED TO YOU
Oh yeah, then who leaves the presents smart guy?
>>25216085
Then who was the bearded man watching me through my window last christmas eve?
Graduated from High School recently and on break. Hoping to find friends with similar interests to me in my course when I go to university. Has life changed for the better for any robots since leaving High School?
No, prepare for real life to shit on you again and again and to one night be lying awake in your mid 20's unemployed, sad and alone with no worthwhile accomplishments and wondering where it all went so wrong.
>tfw attracted to single dads
Am I the only female who's into this? How is it for guys and single moms?
female cuck
Don't discuss, it is true.
>as as intensely as
>>25216008
I could have included the fourth variable, 'ability to spot typos'.It too decreases.
I'm trying so hard to fit in the real world. My mind is punishing me for it
>how do you stop paranoid and self destructive thoughts
>please help
>I don't want to feel these feels
>too young to die although I want to
I'm like you OP and reading helped me a lot. Not to fit in but to cope. Check out >>>/lit/
>>25215822
Thanks alot anon, I will take a look at these
>>25215838
Here's one more. Definitely check out /lit/, I find it really encouraging and makes me want to read more.
Good luck bro
I have to go to a group AA meeting today and talk about my feelings and shit. Court mandated.
Should I go drunk or on mdma today? Or just sober?
This shit is a brutal 2 hours.
Just go sober isn't that the whole point, how did you get caught? Green text story.
>>25215745
It's not very interesting
>be at bar with friends in college town
>drink few beers
>decide to drive home before I end up getting too drunk
>get pulled over because college town cops have shit else to do
>they arrest me for DUI
Makes me wish I got shit faced so I'd actually feel like I did something wrong.
Mandatory minimums make you have to go to AA meetings, it's stupid.
faces of christmas9k
face of christmas9k????
>>25215674
i do not believe this is you op
heres me
Manlet here.
Life gives me insecurities.
Being short is really a non-issue
You exagerrate at how important it is
>>25215610
Thanks for the input tallfag.
Who /quit smoking/ here? I quit because health reasons (I'm healthy but you never know, plus I'd feel a mild but sharp pain in my chest sometimes after/when smoking). I'm 5 days in and I crave it a lot but on the up side I find the smell disgusting. Wbu?
3 days in and struggling, Was trying to go cold turkey but ended up buying patches.
Forgot how disgusting they smelt
>>25216797
keep strong. i stopped two years ago and it is really great; have no respiratory problems anymore.
also that feel of accomplishment after the first two weeks
Guys....
What if Santa isn't real?
This nigger better be real
>>25215357
*tips fedora*
KEK '''''''FREE'''''''THINKER
Let's post each other's battle stations and rate them
I start
>>25215087
Nice setup anon! It's always good to have a pussy on the side, too.
>top kek
>>25215087
Remember to turn off your cam when you fap
