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post a more robotic album
>protip:
>you can't
>>25208958
It sucks you suck
I just watched Brian Wilson's that "love and mercy" movie that's essentially his biography depicted by Paul Dano and John Cusack. He really was a cyborg, perhaps even a full fledged robot.
Shit tier bullshit
You're underage.
ok guys which one you was this?
But he's right. Let me guess, you're one of those faggots making saccharine statuses on normiebook about dead people you don't even know in order to get validation from other equally egotistical and vapid normies? Get fucked.
>>25209055
no i never make statuses on facebook so i wont get fucked
i know its true but its still cringe
Are there QT's in the psych ward?
Were they nice?
Tell me about them please
>>25208887
i want to fuck the fart out of her with my big neet dick
i would date any girl that is 100% loyal to me and wouldnt even look at other men
why is this so hard to find? she could be 1/10 i dont care as long as she loves only me
fuck
fuck my life man
youre literally asking for somebody to be perfect
are you perfect?
didnt think so
just go live your life, famm
2 b h women are there to sooth male egos and procreate, they serve no universal purpose beyond that
just let girls be sluts, man, worry about other shit
why do you care if shes blowing some other dude while youre studying physics and creating literature?
you would only care if you are an emotionally dependent needy sub-human who needs to have everything to themselves or else it's "ruined"
grow up, my man, or kill yourself, my man
Anyone else's eyes tell a story? I try to be happy, but I just can't. Even strangers feel they have a right to tell me to cheer up.
Damn OP you are such a failure
im pretty sure you are 30+ years from your eyes
and you are still on this board
haha pathetic
>>25208805
>try
Useless fucking word that people use too often. You didn't try your whole life, "trying" for a day and complaining it didn't work is obnoxious and I hope you die never fulfilling a single desire.
who malfunctioning cyborg master race here?
Reporting in senpai
I knew that comment wouldn't be original
>>25208792
>master race
We're on fucking r9k, don't kid yourself, there is no 'master race' here.
>>25208792
Did someone say
>engages rape mode
master race?
>is superior
Who class a here? Got some good charlie myself
I did a bunch yesterday, it was pretty fun but I was so dehydrated this morning that it hurt to swallow for hours. Rolling on some high grade Molly right now
Guys how do we stop them. They're taking all our women!
You're black, aren't you?
Most white women are actually not attracted to animals.
>>25208555git gudunoriginal comment pls
>tfw there are people on r9k right now that don't have a severe mental illness
Reminder if you don't have a severe mental illness you are normalfag scum and don't belong on r9k
>>25208445
/r9k/ is really weird
Hey robots, just dropping by to remind yourself how worthless you are.
You have just as much potential as everyone else, but you refuse to try. You could do anything you want, have the girlfriend you want, if just stopped being so afraid.
You'll call me a normie and tell me to leave, but that ain't my problem ;^)
I'm done with this board.
Thanks for the akarin gif friend. Didn't have that one saved.
>>25208423
>You could do anything you want
but I don't want to do anything
Why the fuck is dark chocolate a thing? It tastes fucking disgusting and burns your gums.
I like dark chocolate.
>>25208404
It's good to let it melt in your mouth, biting it tastes like shit
>tfw I am the last male of my family name
>single despite me being /fit/ and having money
Is it time to call it quits, robots?
>>25208382every feels thread deserves a reply
yes.
but before you go, bless me with your money
I'll date you what is your asl? Do you drink?
>>25208382
No, go to Africa or some other third world non-feminist country, and get a pure virgin wife
>tfw no qt arab bfLebanon a shit
>>25208315
What?
>original
>>25208315
>Lebanese
>actual Arabs
kek. If Lebanese are Arabs, so are Jews.
pic related, a real arab
>inb4 op gets Elin Krantzed
Is it true that many of you Robots are virgins? If so then I would be happy to answer any of the questions you might have.
i feel inadequate
How do I come to terms with the fact the media misled me? I'll never have a disney princess to marry and no one will ever love me
You silly billy. Media only affects women and their wants, wishes and perceptions. At least that's what the media is telling me.
>>25208260
How fat you? Bee honest.
It's been two years
Get over it
