Alright boys, I gave up my favorite videogame (the only one I could play anymore) a month back, went to a bunch of interviews and might have a job offer coming that I will ignore.
I just applied for my dream job (at least out of the ones I can get right now).
I'm putting my all into this. If this fails I don't know what I'll do, I got nothing else to live for. I feel useless and my only interests are reading about things and spending time with my gf doing absolutely nothing.
I hope I can have just this one thing to maybe lift me out of complete...
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>>25217248
what vidya was that anon?
>>25217248
Definitely start with drugs before you go straight to ending it all.
>>25217248
What's your dream job anon?
Ok, why are so many of you faggots non-drinkers? It's the robot thing to do and it makes life tolerable.
Buzzing from some high-octane AA coffee and lounging around in some nice joggers because muh pham opened our gifts last night.
Also: 2.5 years nodrink because prison and stuff
>>25217145
Was it alcohol that put you in prison?
>>25217158
Yeah it was my 2nd case of felony property damage = mandatory state time.
I know this is cuckchan but why so many worthless faggots "drinking isn't my thing"?
Aside from the vidya there isn't shit to do
>>25217158
if drinking has put you in jail you need to quit drinking. I've been down this road. Sounds like you've traveled it a few times yourself.
>not rich but but made good money this year
>nothing to spend money on other then video games and junk food
>get overwehelmed by xmas spirit
>buy food and stuff to donate for local homeless folks
>drive to where those guys hang out
>social awkwardnesss kicks in... to afraid to leave car
>drive back home
>i now have a buttload...
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>>25217087
Give it to St vincent de paul, the salvation army etc. They'll know what to do with it. Except the booze. They won't want that.
>Worst words and phrases of the year:
Boipucci
Masculinity
Alpha
Problematic
Safe space
Females talking about "boys" vs
>real men
>>25217075
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Merry Christmas from Australian robots
Merry Christmas cunts.
im going to listen to sun bather
>"He's never had a girlfriend before!"
what the fuck how'd you get in my house MOOOOOOOOOOM
>just go to the beach they said
>just go to places with women they said
Just don't lose all hope they said.
they said they said they said
>>25216699
Imagine success.
You're too socially awkward to interact with regular people. Women are terrifying.
Say you succeed. She wants a wedding and children.
How will you feel dishing out $30,000 on a wedding?
How will you raise a child?
How are you going to go during that 3 month period getting covered in vomit, feces and urine, unable to sleep for more than an hour.
Will you be able to deal with the inevitable interpersonal conflict this implies?
For 3 months? A year? 18 years? 30?
Anon, your grass is green. Get a hobby that satisfies you. You won't find long-term satisfaction between someone else's thighs.
>>25216745
It's not that easy, we are slaves to sex
>>25216699
Who the fuck picks up women at the beach?
>>25216621
You don't even know, but hey women find them attractive (in the states at least)
Wow this was quite the fuck up
who /spending xmas alone again/ here?
>>25216578
I don't. But part of me wishes I could.
But will meet family and hope that they won't ask too many questions and that I can dodge them al.
>>25216578
I've been spending it alone for the last 5 years now, m7
it may osund bad but I know for a fact that there are other robots who's been spending it alone for longer
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A BOX HEAD GF
I'd give my right nut to give her a good jab right in the jaw, just to see what would happen.
Does anyone else feel like anime/manga has ruined their life in the sense that it'll never compare, even though you know and understand that it's fantasy?
I've done nothing but consume media my whole life and now my life feels pointless, all because it'll never compare to anything I've escaped into.
>>25216473
Yep. Know that feel exactly. Only thing to do now is consume more.
explain this to me you fucks
fuck even the glorious spurdo has fallen I knew this day would come
>>25216493
iirc this was made by some fag trying to cash out on normalfags
didn't work
spurdo is safe
>>25216522
thank god spurdo is one of our last memes that is still pure
ree normals get out
nnoooorrrmaaalllls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zrgxb5qWgk
>when non-whites celebrate Christmas
stop appropriating my culture Christmas is a European tradition
>>25216398
YES GOY! christmas sure is a euro tradition. now buoy everyone a gift, or two, or ten!
>>25216398
The winter solstice festival wasn't just an European thing.
Christmas is based largely on Saturnalia.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturnalia
>Christmas eve
>have to go to cousins house and see all my family again
>I'm going to make a fool out of myself because I'm socially inept
I don't want to go lads but if I don't everyone will think I'm an asshole
What the fuck should I do
>>25216390
Call your mother, sob about your insecurities, explain what this ordeal will do to your psyche, and have her explain why you c a n n o t make it. Have her tell them you're sorry about not being able to come out and that you wish them all the best.
Pretend like you're sick
>>25216390
Go to obligatory family meeting
Conjure up an image of a place you're happy
Animate it
Sit quietly in your happy place
Only bother replying when someone directly interrupts your reverie