Happy Holidays, robots!
In just a few hours, I'm sitting down for a home-cooked traditional christmas dinner with my nuclear family. (We celebrate on the evening of the 24th in my country.)
I hope all of you have a fulfilling holiday, with all your loved ones.
>>25219219
Check your privilege asshole.
>>25219219
fuck off normal piece of shit
hope you die screaming tonight with your family
Happy assmass R9K
Are you drinking yourself to death as well?
Cheers mate.
Off to neverland I go
I've been trying to quit drinking after I realized how much of my caloric intake was booze.
It's not Christmas where I live so it's not Christmas yet
Where can I get help for waifu addiction?
Do any psychiatrists specialise in this?
It's called killing yourself so you're no longer in society. Try it OP. It really works.
>>25219062
Infatuation with the idea of intimacy.
That's you. Stop pining.
A therapist of some kind could help you at least somewhat. Just say you're like the guy from Ruby Sparks.
Ultimately, I reckon being satisfied with being alone, and spending time with yourself, is your aim, and your solution.
>tfw parents buy you a fleshlight for christmass
>Turning down a free if not slightly embarrassing fleshlight
Ungrateful fuck
who never received a gift in his life here?
I don't want material shit
hold me, tis all I want santa
>>25218917
My parents have never celebrated any of my birthdays or Christmas. I once got a present from a classmate but my parents go me to get them to return it.
>Anon, why don't you have a gf?
>>25218859
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Yeah why don't you have a girlfriend anon?
always tell like I like to be alone
actually I have nothing to offer, there are better variants than me
I just did it for the first time. Was kind of fun.
Anybody else know this feel or got stories to share?
Might as well post mine while I'm at it.
>Childhood friends' mom asks if I could be Santa for their sisters kid.
>Say I'll do it for twenty bucks.
>Lanklet as fuck. No where near Santa fat but got a good suit at home.
>Grab my black leather army gloves and I'm ready to go
>Wear my real glasses because I have to drive into town while wearing the Santa suit.
>Feel cozy...
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Le test face
Fucking ebin, get the fuck out and merry xmas
IS THE ROBOT ASLEEP NOW?
>pimple won't squeeze
>>25218586
>not applying antibacterial ointment and trying again tomorrow
I feel bad for your skin
>>25218586
>squeezing pimples
No, you fucking mongrel. You're a pimply fuck because the grease you're eating is literally seeping from your pores. Get some exercise, eat better, and lrn2 fucking hygiene you idiot
>>25218714
fat is literally the best thing that you can eat, you carboloaded health bar pushing shill. why don't you take your 4chan dermatology degree and use it where it has the most value: wiping shit from your ass.
>Hey anon why don't you come downstairs to say hello to the family, it christmas time after all!
Dont do it, you will get criticised. It's better to be in your safe zone
> tfw spending christmas with gf.
> making some delicious food together for us to enjoy
> wont be alone 3 times in a row now
>OHHH MAN SO JEALOUS. I WISH I HAD A GF >:(((
That what you were after?
>>25218341
> being alone and without companionship isn't a meme at this point on /r9k/
> this board was ever about that until autists took root here.
I wish time went back when this board was actually good.
does depression truly ever leave?
for some people
not for us
embrace it pham.
>tfw work today
Hey man, don't feel so bad, I do too.
Make the best of it, and at the end of the day, treat yourself to something nice or tasty!
Stay bright, Merry Christmas!
I hope you have a wonderful day OP.:^)
>>25218235
>>25218259
Thanks. That is unexpected
Anyone agree with pic related?
>>25218186
Eh, if it was all pentagon and maybe the white house and capitol, I'd agree with it.
>>25218425
I think it was also the washington monument and jefferson memorial.
>>25218186
Where to cop? Would wear ironically/10