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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97IBY8cQ5fs
>>25211597
Jerry?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMHZh5XlOVA
Do you remember their name being spelled Berenstein or Berenstain?
>>25211509
fuck if I remember how it was spelled. I heard it as "bear stain'
I remember it as stein and when I asked my sister this she remembers it as stein too. Maybe the rumors really are true.
lara croft
fuck the robot
I'd be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a bellyful of mead
I have been drinking since 3 pm. Just go to the liquor store, mate, it's like a few bucks for some booze.
>>25211404
wealth beyond measure, outlander
>You wake up another day just to suffer
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
Every night, I can feel my leg, and my arm, even my fingers
D O A F L I P
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>tfw finally getting the haircut I want has made me happier than I have ever been in 6 months
my life shouldn't be this pathetic
>tfw I have a dream about talking to a qt from highschool
>we're just flirting a bit, and I ask her to dinner
Jesus fucking Christ it happens so smoothly in my dreams.
Everything feels just right. I'm not anxious, I feel confident, she's giggling at everything I say.
Then I wake up.
>>25211343
tell her about your collection of piss bottles
>>25211378
I would if she wasn't so qt.
As soon as I woke up I stalked her on facebook.
>tfw 16th day of nofap
>scared to jack off knowing how intense it will be and i'm scared my prostate will blow up.
what? is that how you think that works
Dude thats not how it works. After a week you start leaking excess through pee/in general. It will feel real good but it's ok. Dont do it though if you're that far in
>family used to be rich as fuck
>grandfather manages everything
>eventually he dies
>everybody starts fighting for properties and shit
>family loses everything
>became poor
>cant afford muh prestigious education anymore
>lose all my rich friends
>cant dress nicely anymore
>cant afford expensive cars anymore
it hurts
I moved schools at the start of middle school and then got bullied for a couple years.
My life was basically ruined after that.
over coddling mother
I was actually on the path to normiedom back in middle school and high school. Oh what could have been...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvN6qApaljk
extreme bait or intense autism or a little bit of both?
>hermadaphodite
>tfw poor, lonely, and stupid
Is there a worse combination?
>tfw poor, lonely, stupid and ugly
Check mate mate
post yfw
[original bait]
I hate that fucking dwarf cunt. I hope she has nothing but manlet sons, fucking tree climbing bitch.
laina is superior
I am watching the Marvel secret agent show. Why is it filled with women who are bae?
Take hacker girl. She's all "i'm good at hacking and am spunky and cute."
Or science girl. She's all "I am good at science and am spunky and cute."
And then we all connect with the science guy, who is as smart as we all think we are so that we think we can matter as much as he does.
As much as I love that Marvel is becoming popular, I hate that it caters to such basic stereotypes.
pic somewhat related. it says marvel in it
ward is hydra
skye has superpowers
>>25211293
yes we know you sad pathetic cunt
>>25211293
Awww, I didn't know that. Not that it matters, since everyone in this show seems to be extraneous to the marvel universe.
>tfw just lost my virginity to my cute chubby co-worker
we can make it
i didn't cum though
>>25211002
cool beans
now fuck off normie
So I finally got a girlfriend, /r9k/. The problem is she's actually, really depressed and will routinely go through phases of not wanting to do shit and just being otherwise miserable and it's really tough to be around her. She hasn't blamed me for anything or lashed out at me in any way, she's even told me she loves me multiple times, but I just feel like she's such a downer that it's making ME feel like shit.
I feel bad but it's also wearing me down pretty quickly. Should I just give her up? And if I do, how do I get over the fact that i'm definitely going to contribute severely to her depression?
What do you do/how do you react when her depression acts up?
I am internet best friends with a depression guy, I may have never met him irl but I will try my best to help.
>>25211006
I try to help her all the time but it feels like my advice really does nothing. I tell her to stand up for herself, to not worry incessantly, but she'll just deflect it by saying that's just who she is.
Then there'll be times like when her dog was hit by a car and killed where I can't really think of anything to say. Like what am I supposed to do? That's just a shitty situation.
Don't try to give advice on how to be happier/how to not be sad. They can't and won't change. that is the illness in itself. Just offer your most sincere presence.
If she blames herself for things that are beyond her control, just be there for her in presence (cuddling, holding hands for example) and tell her she couldn't have walked into the dogs brain to push some joysticks around inside that brain to prevent dog from running into the road.
Recognise that we are not doctors and therefore can't really "help" their condition. This is something they'll have forever too, medicine/treatment can keep it in control but we can't help them
we can only offer presence, but presence is something very very important too.
man, why when im arround people i feel like I'm going to trow up all the time.
>>25210970
when im around people I feel like hurting them
>lying about living on my own
what excuse do I make so that I can go visit her instead of vice-versa?
>>25210957
Your roommate needs the house
