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Is anything even real anymore?
I honestly have no idea whether what I do in my day to day life actuall happens or I just hallucinate it.
I guess it's probably real but seriously I'm not sure.
It was only just a dream.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6O2ncUKvlg
Don't even worry about it imo. It's only bothersome. If what you did today feels like it zipped by and really didn't happen, then you're pretty good at "living-in-the-now".
I genuinely find it hilarious how 4chan basically turned a harmless libertarian cartoonist like Ben Garrison into a nazi genocidal maniac and a slightly left-wing comedian like Louis CK into a full blown white guilt cuckold.
You guys always blow things out of proportion just for the lulz but they people get screwed up IRL because of that.
This is why I love this place.
Haha my life can't be fucked with because I have none
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0Btbij0nAo
so what are you guys doing this christmas
>>25227439
enjoying sad songs alone in home. It's raining outside and i'm feeling very bad.
merry xmas everyone.
listening to /v/ radio and holding my tears
/r9k/ makes a Christmas card, the thread
This should be the text.
>Zack's asshole is ready
>It's time for me to show my big long schlong dong into his anus
>I look at him for a moment
>My big dong in one hand and a burger from Burger King in the other
>I take a bite of my burger and place it on the table.
>Zack yells "do it now Jessica!"
>I shove my big long schlong dong into his butt.
>He giggles with joy.
>I pick up my burger off the table and take another bite.
>It tastes so good
>Zack asks for a bite
>I say "no"
>This is my burger.
>I asked him if he wanted anything from Burger King and he said no.
>So why does this bitch think I'm going to share with him?
>I remove my big long schlong dong from his asshole.
>Zack takes a sip of water and says "Oh boy Jessica! That was great! I sure do love when you insert your potato pie pumpkin flavored french fry into my butt!"
>All of a sudden a nigger walks into the room.
>I say "Who are you Mr. Black Man?"
>He stares at me with those brown eyes.
>They're the color of poop
>The Nigger says "I am Nigger Nogger asshole clogger. I am here because I smelled Burger King."
>I quickly look at my burger.
>He wants it.
>But it's mine.
>I don't want anyone else eating my burger!
>Mr. Nigger Nogger and Zack are staring at me now.
>I slowly put the last bite of the hamburger into my mouth.
>I wish it didn't have to be this way.
>A nigger and Zack are just staring at me.
>I am scared.
>Then suddenly, Zack says "Hello Nigger Nogger asshole clogger! I'm Zack! I was born with a nigger fetish. I can't help but notice you're black. Mind if I touch your eyebrows?"
>The nigger stares at Zack for what seems like forever.
>Then says "Go ahead bitch."
>Zack places his right hand on the niggers eyebrow.
>I am so confused.
>Zack never asked to touch my eyebrows before.
>Am I not nigger enough for Zack?
>The nigger backs away from Zack and says "Well it looks like you finished that damn burger nigga."
>Me and my homies wanted some... but it's gone."
Part 1/2
>>25227350
>"My nigger friends are outside waiting for me, so I have to go now. Bye mother fuckers."
>The nigger walks out.
>Zack gets a tear in his eye.
>"The nigger nogger asshole clogger is gone." He says.
>"I thought he was going to be mine forever, but he's gone."
>I give Zack an angry look. Me and Zack are married. Why would he want a nigger?
>They are black.
>Zack wouldn't be able to see them in the dark. No one can see niggers in the dark.
>Anyway, today is Simons birthday.
>Me and Zack have to get ready for the party now.
>I ask Zack if he wants to stop at Burger King on the way there.
>He says no because it will remind him of the nigger.
>Zack says "Jessica, do you ever think I'll see Mr. Nigger Nogger asshole clogger again?"
>I don't reply because I'm too busy thinking about the Nigger's poop colored eyes.
>Zack rolls his eyes and goes to wait in the car
>"Here we come Simon." I say, and walk out of the room.
Part 2/2
It perfectly describes the joys of spending Christmas alone.
Is something off about straight laced people?
I'm straight laced to a degree, but the only thing that doesn't make me straight laced is because i have experimented here and there
iv never committed to a sub culture weather its weed smokers, ravers etc, i been in and out
What does /r9k/ think of people that don't ever experiment with something, appear to be proper people on the outside.
I know a kid, all hes into is sports studying and working out and he follows the same routine. close minded as fuck too. but he appears to be normal.
>Literally no personality behind him as well so i do avoid him when he wants to talk about sports or some lame mediocre shit
>also dresses like hes going to the gym when hes just out... and i don't mean track suit i just mean running shoes, watch
>Pic related
lol do these people trigger you guys? or am i the only one who is ever triggered by their apparent normal life styles
I don't like people like that.
They're probably better people than I am, but I find them boring and too nice. Its like hanging out with a 13 year old.
>>25227294
Your angry because your narcissism is in conflict with these 'boring lesser people' being happy and you aren't, it causes cognitive dissonance
Try be better person, people who build their personality around Dude weed lmao or Bro Raves XD are shit
I've never heard the term "straight laced", but I think that describes me pretty well, as long as I am comprehending it correctly.
Is it just someone who closely follows rules, tries to be responsible, very conservative, etc.?
red pill me on the pros and cons of becoming evil.
if i give up my morals maybe i could get somewhere in life and not spend the rest of my years jerking off in my bedroom
>>25227249
Youll become the Faggot you always want you to be
If you start hating everyone you'll have an excuse to be bitter.
i want to kill myself because i am a loser and my family thinks im a failure. Im 25, and i didnt have to work at all to get my girlfriend. she fell into my lap as a family acquaintance. i got fired from my job because it bored me to death and made me question my existence and reality, so i decided to get really fucking drunk while working one day. im uneducated and totaled my car in an actual accident, while sober, while making a standard left turn.
My life is pretty good, but im always on the outside. I have chronic pains and ailments, and i just cant function or enjoy anything anymore. Im fearful that my girlfriend currently in danger with her health, but ill find that out in a a few months. if she were to die, i would literallykill myself. but im not even worth having a girlfriend, being as big a failure as i am.
Would you kill yourself if you were me?
Definitely, death isn't a bad thing. It's like getting your pc's motherboard fried. There's just nothing there anymore.
Is anyone here a legitimate solipsist or have solipsistic ideas that they actually believe? Can we have a discussion about solipsism.
Thanks me.
>>25227066
I am solipsist in the regard that I can never trust people truly. So I have to take in every situation in consideration that no one in this world will freely do anything that will benefit me, and I need to make them do it if I would want something. This doesn't mean that no one other exists but that it might as well be that way for me as no one truly exists for the sake of me.
>>25227152
Yeah, everyone is selfish in nature, every decision a person makes does so for the benefit of themselves, even if its something that looks charitable, that charity is done to make the person feel better about themselves.
ever notice how women are never called losers? They're called bitch, slut, whore. But never loser. Only guys are losers. Vaginas win at life by default.
bumpp you fags cmon
>>25227053
her be like
>"how did my life become a nightmare?"
2D girls can be losers.
Checkmate atheists.
Is it safe to call her a landwhale?
>>25227052
Absolutely.
She's fucking disgusting.
>Safe
Do you mean would you get beat up for saying it to her face? Probably. Besides, that's an extreme hyperbole, considering she's skinnyfat. Landwhale should be reserved for amorphous blobs, lest it lose all impact and meaning; sort of like how stare-rape undermines the weight of the actual rapes that actually happen.
Oh yeah
>Trigger warning
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What did robots think of this film?
>>25226970
My favorite Coen brothers film because of the music and the 60's NY winter vibe. It's also one of the best films out there about losers, about people with aspirations who just don't make it.
>>25226970
PLEASE MR KENNEDY
>>25227184
Pu-pu-please
>Merry Christmas, anon.
>I love you.
>you too mom
Merry Christmas!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkyry5zjG7s
Heartiste's Market Value Test for Men
https://heartiste.wordpress.com/dating-market-value-test-for-men/
Market Value Test for Women
https://heartiste.wordpress.com/dating-market-value-test-for-women/
I'll fill it out now
Not op, scored negative 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qvHyTK7D2E
hailey the goat
>>25226756
not kawaii at all kek
>ask my only friend what are his plans this night
>tells me he was invited to join some other guys for some sort of dinner outside in town
>asks me if i want to join
>social anxiety kicks in
>tell him im fine and will go out with my brother instead
there goes my Christmas night on r9k yet again
I envy you.
I have to go to my grandmother's, see my alcoholic and undoubtedly drunk mother who will harass and emotionally abuse my sister, brother, and I, and stay while 15-16 distant family members come and attempt to make small talk with me.
It is my nightmare.
Would much rather spend the whole day on /r9k/.
>>25226664
will there be any qt girls out of those 15-16?
