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I'm all by myself this year's christmas eve.
I am now thinking about all the shit that happened during my life to make it end like this, a lone guy
Anyone feeling reflective tonight?
>>25230234
>Anyone feeling reflective tonight?
No. I'd rather distract myself. Nights like these are the worst to spend in your head
>>25230266
hmm you are probably right
Where's a good place to get out of my house on christmas eve? I am tired of hanging out with family and everywhere is closed.
chinese buffet
Go to the liquor store then drink in the park by the trees alone
Same, OP. If I don't leave this house soon, I might fucking off myself.
Sup /b/. I've been doing some research into this matter and have discovered some tips which can help you get a high score every time.
1) Skip the fireworks. Unless you're a demolitions expert or you're part of an insurgency, explosives won't be of much use to you. Most shooters who had explosives weren't able to detonate them, or the explosives didn't have a significant impact (see Columbine). The only case where explosives olayed a major role was the Bath school killings, and those explosives were set beforehand. Save the hassle of lugging around pipe bombs and pack some extra ammo instead.
2) Less is more. Yes, we know you want to LARP Neo, but guess what: the real world isn't like the Matrix. These days you can expect to face Johnny Law in 2-5 minutes, so you want to be able to move quickly. Which can be tricky with 5+ guns on you. Look at Columbine, where two shooters scored a pitiful 13 kills because they overdid the guns. Pack one primary weapon and one sidearm (two at most). Again, save the extra space for ammo.
3) Think small. Unless you've had extensive practice with an AR or an AK, chances are it'll jam on you. Even if it doesn't jam, you're less mobile with a long gun than you are with a pistol. The current USA high score is held by a little Asian kid with two handguns. That should tell you everything right there.
4) Load up the ammo. You want at least 200 rounds ready per gun, plus extra ammo in case you get a chance to reload your mags. Basicslly, pack more ammo than you think you'll need, and then double it.
5) Get focused. Do you hate your life and want to die by cop? Are you frustrated at western society's complete disregard for non-alphas? Are you just bored? Whatever your motivation, focus on it and keep your head in the game. Once you fire that first shot, there is no turning back. Breivik's focus and determination made him the world record holder.
nice thread mr totally-not-an-fbi-psyop-agent
>when you realize it's christmas eve and you haven't bought your wife's son a present yet
Careful not to fall for it
Bloxies
>>25230083
Nobody cares that you're a cuck.
post robot christmas theme songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3kPH2MJzlg
>>25230044
the most suburban stuck up normie theme song that i can imagine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8hL2JiNEos
>>25230114
>he doesn't unironically enjoy lcd soundsystem
>>25230044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trpm4fSfhEE
>cousin is over at my house with senpai for Christmas
>semi-Chad, plays the same vidya
>brought up he had a gf several times, basically rubbing it in my face
>enough.jpg
>I ask him "do you think your girlfriend is dating you for only your social status?"
>"no that's a dick thing to say anon, what do you mean?"
>"what I'm saying is most girls only date guys based on their status"
>"no girls are like that anon, wtf is wrong with you"
Why the fuck are normies devoid of any reasoning or thought? Or are they just conditioned to expect everything to be perfect in their lives?
>>25229927
Jealous faggot
Im going to dinner with all my family and later going to a party with friends
Thanks you for showing me how shitty is the hikikomori life is, going to college next year
See you on the other side
>hikikimori
>not loser
Wew lad
>>25229920
Hikikomori, neet, ninis
same shit
>Live in the shithole called Brazil
>Christmas is at 35 fucking celsius (during Summer)
>never even had a fucking comfy Christmas
And even i living in one of the cold states it is not enough against this hellish climate.
It's fucking disgusting and i fucking hate it.
>>25229878
fucking shit
*ever
i mean ever, fuck you stupid kb
>>25229878
Do y'all do Christmas trees n presents?
>tfw slut "best friend" doesn't understand why sleeping with someone who >bullied me all throughout Middle and High school could be hurtful
>tfw it's literally something out of a cluck picture
Why are women completely incapable of empathy? Why the fuck did I fall for the "women are nice and sensitive" meme?
>>25229763
Hey, it's me.
Your bully.
>>25229763
drop her you weak ass orbiter cunt, give her a bitter christmas
Well stop being her friend you cuck
>Tfw toenail ingrown and inflamed again
Who /ingrowntoenails/ here?
>>25229745
I had them on both sides of each big toe
go get them removed and you will feel a fuckton better
Tried to remove it but I can't grip it with tweezers, I'll have another go tommorow. On Christmas. Oh wait it's half one in the morning
>>25229820
>>25229820
I usually remove them myself after taking a soap bath though, but the problem is they just start to grow back after a while sometimes, this time i literally felt nothing but then from one day to the next it suddenly started to get inflamed and stuff and now it's bleeding again and shit with some leftover pieces still in there
I already managed to remove a good portion of it today though which is good, at this rate the inflammation will likely have gone away again in a a weeks' time or so
Basically the iodine blistering ointment saves my ass every single time when it comes to this
why do normies not appreciate art? just got outvoted on what movie to watch. I voted for Rushmore the normies voted for some tv movie called Holidaze. How do watch this brain numbing bullshit \i just don't get it. during dinner we were watching storage wars reruns and somene actually said this is my favorite episode.
I-I'll watch rushmore bro
looks cool
hello original comment
Alright, roasties. It's time to settle this, once and for all.
http://strawpoll.me/6358061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lhxex0AD8U
This is a call to arms.
This is a rallying cry that we cannot remain placid and complacent in our rooms, and in our basements any longer.
In 2014, Elliot tried to start the fire. He was troubled, like us, and society spun it into a pro-feminist, pro-gun control narrative. They ignored the problem completely, and we've sat passively, mourning and memeing while time erodes their memories.
In the near wake of 2015, we've seen several others follow in Elliot's lead, trying to start fires of their own. These matters were again spun to further unrelated agendas, while again we sat passively.
No more.
This is a call to arms.
As 2016 draws nigh, we must not let this recent fervor wane in the winter frost. We must honor our brothers' sacrifices. We must make them remember.
2016 must be the year that The Uprising becomes real. No more dreams. No more memes. The fire must rise.
This is a call to arms.
NO MORE DREAMS
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Well my day was pretty shit. Started with diarrhea and found my friend is dying in the ICU. So how was your day robots?
>>25229484
What did you eat that you got the diarrhea?
I'm currently at the lab working on some busywork for my slavemaster I mean my PI.
>>25229510
I honestly have no idea. I ate a sandwich from chic fil a, that's about it.
dayoooooooon
>>25229338
AOTS desu
