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>decide to look up waifu on youtube to get source material for webms
>tfw coming across all these fucking slutty and generally degenerate videos I never knew existed
>>25237559
Who's your waifu, OP?
>>25237618
Doesn't matter anymore bro
Man, I really gotta delve in deeper before I fall in love with them
>Have a moderately high hairline with a distinct V shape at 20 yrs old.It's still thick and full though.
>A lot of men on my father's side are bald including my Dad.
>tfw my friends and a lot of men around me can sport all these good looking hairstyles
>tfw can't even style my hair upwards without looking like fucking Vegeta
>my 50 something professor has a better hairline than me
Why is life so fucking unfair. FUCK THIS
Send $100 a month to a seperate savings account for plugs.
Plugs are a miracle of modern science. It's your hair. It regrows. It looks great and you only have to do a little bit at a time to see significant results.
>>25237561
I remember always having this hairline through much of high school though, but yeah, I fear of what's to come.
>>25237590
Who cares? Make your hairline how you want it. Just save for plugs. I can't stand women bitching about their small tits. Fake boobs aren't even that expensive anymore, and they're lighter and look way better. There's no reason why a small chested woman shouldn't do the same thing and start a small savings account for boobs instead of plugs.
>You will never rape a femanon on Christmas Day
>You will never make her wear a sexy santa outfit
>You will never degrade and humiliate her
Feels bad bros.
I saw three shit posts come sailing in on Christmas day in the morning
>>25237508
ugh I just want to cum inside a femanon, consent or no consent.
>you will never make loving but firm love with a femanon and cum deeply inside her
>you will get to ditch town as soon as you find out she got knocked up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZq0pvcxNvo
Lol too good
>>25237475
Obama best pres ever? Queer unions legal and public health for everone. Agre?
Bow down to black men, white boi.
BBC/cuck thread go
>>>/b/
>>659289763
BBC/cuck thread, go.
^ Nice try jewboy.
>>25237474
'no'
You're on the wrong board for that
Hell, you're on the wrong planet for that
>mfw dad served me wine at Christmas dinner tonight
i'm a big boy now
dumb frogposter
>>>/REDDlT/
Fucking normies..
Right /r9k/?
Only a normie would ask that question.
>have a dream about Fallout 4
>come to consciousness in a vault and escape to the surface
>find a dog and go on mini adventures
>get shot at by criminal scum
>kill them and loot all their shit
>have the time of my life
>wake up to find out it was all a dream
THANKS FOR THE CHRISTMAS PRESENT SANTA
>>25237325
>fallout 4
>time of your life
what low expectations
>>25237360
It's better than the life I'm living now
dudes i need you help.
please, i need to know the name of the band playing in the background or at least a songname
its right here >>>/gif/7848805
>>25237175
also wondering what genre it might be
>Trying to sleep
>Shitty whitenoise fan is broken
>Listening to silence
This shit is driving me insane I had no idea it was possible to experience misery in this caliber someone fucking kill me
My kind of guy. Use this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzjWIxXBs_s
Why do I only find it acceptable for black women to have sex? I always see the "how can you live knowing another man came on your gf's face in the past" threads and always have those feels when talking to women, except for black women. I absolutely don't give a shit. They are created to fuck and really nothing else.
My brother loves me at least
black women have been sexualized since the dawn of time.
it's why i'm a virgin at 27 and everyone thinks I'm normal and has kids. it's why I lie and say I am married and I don't even have a ring to show for it and people believe me.
>>25236840
I'd like to add we are siblings by adoption not blood
Would you, /r9k/?bloxbloxblox11
>>25236760
got nothing better to do
original comment
Probably not. She looks like she has some mental health issues. I'd probably keep away. Do you know her in person, OP?
>Anon you're so quiet and mysterious, you have potential school shooter written all over you
>>25236600
So you are giving off "dangerous but uncool vibes"
You are half way there. Chicks dig "dangerous and cool"
Need some advice /R9K/
>be me like 4 hours ago
>doing a ski season in austria
>drinking in the staff room with
>some girl who's been sleeping in my bed banging my roommate is drinking
>start joking around about hearing them shagging
>she says to me "well you haven't slept with anyone since you've been here"
>I say "I'd be devastated if I got with you'
>we've all been drinking quite a bit
>she storms out
>starts proper crying towards all the girls there
>everyone fucking rages at !e
>" ITS CHRISTMAS DAY AND YOU MADE HER CRY
>Some guy threatens to punch me in the face
>I packed my bags and walked out
>at the train station in the main city
>debating whether to go back and face this
Please robots needs some advice
Why did you say that?
If you do go back, you need to do inmediate damage control. Go straight tk the girl and tell how sorry yoh are and it was just a poorly executed joke and that the drink didnt help.
If you dont enjoy your social suicide and have a merry christmas
>>25236604
>>25236472
GTFO NORMIESHITS
MERRY CHRISTMAS I HOPE YOU ALL DIE
hi vy. how are you?
>>25236474
drunk
miserable
uh
see above
bought myself a ps4 on sale for christmas and now can't afford any games
#killme
>>25236528
Sir, I've never seen you on here before. I had to post and let you know that your Christmas night shitposting is so pathetic that it's actually depressing me
