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Why is it always so easy to tell when you're talking to a woman online? Even when they're not doing the "femanon here" thing you can always tell.
It get toasty.
>>25238675
you notice how stupid they are
>>25238675
It's a dead giveaway when they just think with their feelings.
>You will never be as alpha as Alm-Onji
How does it feel?
Meh, y'know what they say, it doesn't matter anyway, none of this matters
>tfw you reach the age where most pornstars are suddenly younger than you
Feels weird man
>>25238555
true dat m8
/r9k/, I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a normie or normies on the board!
>>25238532
Nah, they're out having dinner with their families.
Banned from /v/ on Christmas Day
What did you do? Nothing but pcmasterrace autism there for the past few days, just looking out for some deals.
>proxies
So I went off my meds a few weeks ago and I feel great. I have energy again. I'm playing vidya and enjoying it. I stopped visiting /dep/ on wizchan. I'm masturbating and enjoying. I'm drinking soda and having a good time. But the thing is I could easily relapse. I have diagnosed schizophrenia and sometimes I have episodes where I go bat shit crazy and start thinking paranoia and other mystical stuff. I'm usually then permitted to a mental ward which I usually get medicated again and stay there for a week.
If my mom ever found out I stopped taking meds she'd kill me. I'm 26 by the way and still living with my parents (handholess kissless virgin). She comes in everyday and asks if I took my meds and I always say "yes".
I dunno what to do. I think I'll keep off of them for awhile. This ride is so good.
i have schizophrenia as well. i dont think the meds work and the side affects are shit. Have you tried all the different anti psycotics? ive only tried 3 of the many there are. I have heard anti pyscotics are also known as heavy tranquilizers and that feel is not good desu.
>>25238515
I tried a couple. I'm on Zyprexa right now and yeah the side effects are awful. I keep having this brain fog and anxiety on the stuff that would seriously limit my ability to function like a normal goddam human being. I doubt there is any drug out there for me.
>>25238536
well if you end up in the hospital again you could use it as an opportunity to try a new med. I was just hospitalized because the new med i was trying made me want to kill myself cause i was in alot of pain. I still want to try new meds because symptom relief would be the best and maybe less side affects.
I'm a huge fucking sub and I'm punishment deprived and my schools filled with nice normies. How do I get a bully to kick my shit in without ruining their day?
Hire a professional dom.
i can kick your ass
>having heart palpitations
>Shortness of breath
>on christmas day? Sure why not.
Best gift I've had in years, or ever for that matter.
I CAN NO LONGER TAKE IT, THE URGE TO KILL BURNS HOTTER EACH DAY
OH HOW I LONG SO BADLY TO JUST KILL, HELL EVEN A LITTLE SLICE WOULD SUFFICE
JUST ENOUGH TO GET THE BLOOD OUT, OOOH GOD YES, THE SIGHT OF FRESH BLOOD FROM A WOUND EXPERTLY CUT BY YOURS TRULY, HOW BEAUTIFUL THAT'D BE BLOXX
I feel you brah i feel like a stack of books are on my chest, but i chain smoke so I asked for this.
What's causing yours? stress?
>>25238299
The sweet release of death isn't something you savor?
How troubling
Robots, why am I still here? I have friends and am pretty close to getting a gf. Pic unrelated
ree ree pee pee
Because looking at how sad other's lives are makes you feel better about your own. Now do us a favor and get out.
So I know I'm only joining the circlejerk here, but I really, really can't respect women. Some of them I don't even hate, or I even like them as friends, but I can't respect them as adults.
I rent, and every time I've rented to a woman, she's acted like a highschooler. Acting like clothes and fancy food are more important than rent, not understanding (actually not understanding, not just refusing to accept) how a lease works. Acting like their just-add-water Walmart meals are some high culinary delicacy and ridiculously taxing on their frail bodies to make such a feast. My workplace is half women and half men, the men talk about things like vacations and science and games, but I do not exaggerate when I say that the only thing the women EVER talk about is pregnancy; circlejerking about how hard it is and how beautiful and all that shit.
I want to be done with women. Forever. I don't even care that I'm straight, I'd rather jerk it for the rest of my life than live with one of these creatures. Is there any way to get around this? I want to be normal again, but goddamn I can't just pretend to respect them forever. And especially as a landlord, I can't afford to; if I don't treat women like twelve-year-olds I don't get rent.
You can lick my feminine asshole if you want to? I just washed it
>>25238677
no thanks friend but i appreciate the offer
>tfw no qt japanese gf
just let it end already lads
>>25237803
Japanese women are shit like all other women
Why do you think all the men there are resorting to cartoons
>>25237815
Because they're getting cucked by white men.
>>25237803
what about filipinos? get a qt filipino
Poust some of ur waifus from your harem of waifus
Two in one waifu or one in two
MERRY MOTHAFUCKIN' CHRISTMAS AND A HO HO HO
WHEN I'M RIDING THROUGH THAT COT UNDER THE MISTLETOE
EAZY MUTHAFUCKING E NIGGAZ
Nothing speaks Christmas like suicidal ideation.
Except getting your dick sucked by a slut
>didn't have the cash or time to get dad a gift, but got everyone else a present
>he may have given me the most expensive / my most wanted gift this year
Now I feel like an even bigger asshole than I did before.
How do you guys usually soothe a guilty conscience?
Take him out to dinner, just the two of you, somewhere that he loves.
>>25237579
Why would we help you? You're a fucking asshole, that's your dad. Stupid fuck. Even if you're a NEET you can still get your dad a gift. Should have done some online shopping you autistic fuck.
Your dad loves you so he got you a gift he knew you would love, he didn't do it so he could so he could get something back.
The best thing he could get in return is to see you happy, not moping.
