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Who /Anne Rice/ here?
She is so qt and motherly and she makes my chinko go dokidoki :3
>She is perhaps best known for her popular and influential series of erotic novels, The Vampire Chronicles
>>25247027
yeah i fucked with Anne Rice in high school.
Read her vampire books but not the Mayfair witches.
Armand was very, very gay. Marius too.
>>25247066
The level of homolust in those books was off the charts.
Still beats Twilight though.
I just want to connect.
I just want to connect.
I just want to connect.
I just want to connect.
I just want to connect.
I just want to connect.
I just want to connect.
How do I connect when I'm disconnected.
How can I connect.
I just want to connect.
I just want to connect.
No one says it, but it's known, the more connected the more alone.
>>25246812
Woah so htis is teh power of new ironic meta meemes
>>25246812
talk
o r i g i n a l m e m e
>christmas day
>everything in my house smells like shit
>none of my so called friends invite me to their christmas parties
>get nothing for christmas
>mom bitches at me to be happy her boyfriend is coming over
>3rd year I'm alone since my dad kicked me out on Christmas Eve in 2013
>no presents
>Just me sitting in my room drinking the entire night until I have to open my store at 6 AM tomorrow
Merry christmas, robots. I hope yours is better than mine.
>>25246784
*2012
whoops.
thats what i get for not proofreading fuck
>>25246784
What kind of store do you have
do you think speedreading is a skill one can acquire?
>>25246578
Just try reading like you normally do only faster, not sure why you'd think that's something anyone wouldn't be able to do.
>>25246578
For searching, yes, for comprehension no.
I can detect any word/phrase on a page in under 2 seconds
Yeah, it's a skill you can learn and practice. You just have to "turn off" your internal voice.
>>25247719
>for comprehension no.
False.
Who here /findssomemensexuallyattractivebutwouldneverdoantythinggay/?
I always see guys around campus, town, or in movies/tv and think DAMN THEY ARE HOT! But I would never kiss a guy, give or receive a blowjob/handjob or give or receive anal with a guy. Am I gay?Tom Hardy is one of these men I find extremely attractive.
>>25246557
I jerk off to sissy porn occasionally so yes. I get off on it more as hearing women's horny thoughts rather than sucking dick myself but sometimes I think of both.
>think DAMN THEY ARE HOT!
>think
how do i know i'm not gay? i don't have to think about how i'm attracted to women i just am. i have to intellectualize the reasons i find men attractive.
You can appreciate something looks nice without wanting to stick your dick in it
What does it feel like to have a completely denied sexuality, to be entirely neglected by the opposite sex? To have a need as basic as breathing or eating that will never be fulfilled? To have your whole biological/genetic purpose in life as a male reproducor to be utterly mocked and eradicated, making your whole existence worthless and meaningless, in society's indifference? To even be denied pity scraps, as prostitution is outlawed, to be even further ostracized and ridiculed the longer this stigma and unability of getting laid stay with you?
i rejected all the girls.. it was for the best because they were not my wife
This is, of course, bait. But for some reason I feel compelled to reply.
As a wizard, I can assure any reader it's a whole host of feelings that work together to be just as terrible as the OP has implied it is, precisely for many of the reasons OP stated.
You consider the fact that you have been found unacceptable when 98% of all other men have been found acceptable. And, that 2% estimate is, I have read, quite generous. It's probably far lower. You are less sexually attractive than at least 98% of all other men. It's a pretty unpleasant thought.
You don't live as people live. Not really. You have been found unacceptable in a truly radical way. And that sting does not lessen as you grow older. It actually gets worse. You have missed out on all of the rites of passage, the normal acts that serve as the course of things for a healthy human being.
Now, some of us fall into misogyny. I have not, but only because I realize how undesirable I am. Why would I fault someone for not wanting me? Not wanting me is apparently the natural state of affairs. I'll resent God and Nature, but I have yet to start resenting women.
Perhaps in time. But I seriously doubt it. Whenever I feel the stirrings of that resentment toward women, all I have to do is look in a mirror. And then I understand. I no longer feel I can cast any blame upon them.
>>25247388
>As a wizard
Share more wisdom, or else...
what's your favorite erotica /r9k/?
https://www.literotica.com/s/the-airport-9
>>25246396
Lost the link, but there was one about a fisherman getting dragged into the ocean by a part-octopus sucubus (who was maybe a slime girl?) and used for breeding. Good stuff.
>tfw you are on the bad ending route of your life
>ywn be on the good ending route of your life
>tfw you've dimensionally cucked yourself
>>25246123
>tfw if you quit your bitching and do something, you can fix it
>>25246123
> tfw game is randomized and unpredictable
> tfw everyone gets same shitty ending
>dimensionally cucked yourself
i'm using this
I have been saying no for more than 10 years, next year i will say yes...
No because everyone knows I don't
>can't stop farting
Does Chad/Stacy ever fart?
Check your diet. Remove junk food and soda if you are still eating those.
Drink up randoms
>tfw op's thread is garbage
My family brought me to this Christmas house party thing full of normied and 40 year olds.
They told me to go and talk to people that are my age but I'm too fucking scared to actually say anything.
I'm currently in the bathroom waiting for the night to end but eventually someone will need to take a shit.
Do any of you know any other ways to go incognito?
Merry Christmas to all btw.
Normies*
I'm on my fucking phone and auto correct is pissing me off
Just a reminder.
Rich people are not allowed to complain. Their complaints are jokes. Any problem you have can be solved with money. When rich people complain about anything, I just want to fucking laugh.
>>25245888
Dan Bilzerian is living proof that money doesn't buy happiness and money doesn't solve everything.
>>25245941
Name a problem that money cannot solve or ease.
>inb4 'new years resolutions don't last' thread
This isn't a 'whole year' resolution, just a simple shedding of light on some smaller plans that you might have some potential of achieving in the new year.
Mine:
>Rebuild my server backend
>Sell old computer parts and leftover Windows 8 Pro serial keys on ebay to fund my new computer (and set-up)
>Refresh my knowledge of network security
>Learn VB.NET again
kill my neet room mate
Why kill yourself?
Oculus is coming out and hitting mainstream next year. We're just around the corner from ascension to having all the 2D gfs we want.
Every time I see porn, no matter what it is, I grit my teeth and get the urge to punch my laptop screen.
>>25245666
Because no money.
>>25245666
VR is evil and one step further to finishing off the human race with the alien transhumanist luciferian agenda.
https://vimeo.com/92076129
Shill your evil technology elsewhere you fucking lizard.
