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tfw no qt squidmas gf
Because it does not exist kamerad
>>25254718
UR A SKID NOW UR A KID NOW!
What are your new years resolutions r9k?
>Stop fapping
>Stick to the gym instead of this on and off bullshit
>Actually make an attempt to flirt with girls instead of being sad about the double standard regarding men having to make the first move
>Kill myself a year from now in case the prior 3 don't make me happier
>>25254716
>stop fapping and porn
>fast at least one time this year for 7 days no food just water
Just to go out more and have an active social life. Ive already been working on it for months. Went from never leaving the house to going out two or three nights a week. I want to get it to about four times a week. It doesnt have to be partying every night, just some form of human contact outside of work. Shouldnt be too hard. Im on three nights this week so far, and tomorrow i already have plans. Who knows about sunday.
get job
play more shows
get ex back
dont fuck up college
Can anybody think of a worse torutre than being stuck in a supermax prison? No hope of escape, no human contact, no entertainment, and no ways to kill self. Forever. Just thinking about it gives me anxiety.
Sounds comfy.
Are black and white tvs even made anymore?
>>25254672
And that's how they keep you being a good boy ;) Why else do you think mass shooters eat their guns?
the people that end up there deserve it. someone doesn't end up in the highest level supermax prison unless they did something extremely, extremely fucked up. they are built for the most violent insane criminals, not your everyday dumb ass criminal.
Who else got revenge on their normie family this Christmas? 20 people invaded my houses, forcing my retreat to my room. But secretly, I had won. The food had been prepared a few days before, and unbeknownst to everyone by balls had brushed against the feast and the utensils had been wiped against my anus.
>>25254662
You could've at least added some piss or pubes. Shit tier revenge.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!?!?!?!?!????
THIS ISNT FUCKING REDDIT YOU STUPID NIP CUNT TENTACLE FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
STOP FUCKING MESSING WITH MY IMAGE BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>he uses the homepage
>>25254850
This
No one really cares
Besides, it's sorta neat, getting to see what's really the most popular threads on this site
Pretty sure popular threads was always there. Now it just includes the OP image too.
Who else here /christmas/?
It's still Christmas here, and I just woke up since I finished marathoning LoGH last night. Only thing I got was some cash. I find holidays like Christmas to be mostly bad because the happiness gap between normie and robot is intensified.
ITT: memes that make you feel comfy
>gondola
Somethinf about gondola makes me comfy, even though he is poorly drawn, i think its his silence and how usually the scenery around him is, although crude, actually kind beautiful. I would actually call gondolas art.
SpongeBob reaction images.
It reminds me of when I was happy.
Comfy moneybaby
You'll cowards don't even fiddle kids high on crack in your rap videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qA7v8kb3bPg
What the fuck are you doing with your lives losers?
>>25254494
No way shes 14
That girl is so kawaii desu
>>25254548
Viper only bangs the tightest pussy, that means 12 to 15 years old. only cucks fuck loose 20 year olds.
>go on omegle
>turn on webcam but mute mic
>open porn in another tab
>pretend to talk to people but because of my autism eye contact is impossible
>they dont know that I cant see them
Who else does this?
there should be a voice-only omegle for ugly people with nice voices.
i don't understand.... you are pretending to talk to someone on omegle while really watching porn? what is the purpose of this?
im sort of autistic too. my problem is i can look people in the eyes but my brain turns into mush and can't listen to what they're saying, or know of how to respond. when i look someone in the eyes i feel like i'm seeing them seeing me or something like some kind of feedback loop
Today - 8:18pm
>You're so pretty
>how tall are you
>5"7
>Hahahahh i'm looking for a man not a boy.
>Lmao what does height have to do with being a man. Fucking Hindu
Just now!
>How does it feel to be in the shadow of a man
>How does it feel to be a stupid bitch? Take your ass back to India with that bullshit. I get hotter bitches than you. You ain't shit
>Okay little taco man. That is why I only suck on black cock. Exactly, all my girlfriends told me that asian and hispanic were the weakest races in america
>I'm Italian dumb bitch. Get the fuck out of my country you fucking terrorist
>You are not italian italians don't look like ugly small manlet midget frogs. I bet you have a small dick too. exactly too weak to even respond to a woman
>Lmao. Get the fuck out of my country you fucking Isis member. I bet your parents are proud to have a stupid whore for a daughter
>Ok that was a test. I wanted to see if you really were a man and you are. please come and fuck me hard and talk bad about me. I love it when men talk bad about me
>I know I'm a man
>Will you come and fuck me
>I would
>How many girls have you had sex with
>I lost count
>How long can you last
>Depends. Maybe like an hour
>Can I lick your ass?
>If you want. You're a freak
>oh my god that made me wet. I know ;). would you let me stick my tongue in your ass and suck you in 69?
>Hell yeah
>lmao you are gay as shit i knew you weren't a man you are a gay man hahaha. I would never fuck a man who would let anyone lick their ass
>Shut the fuck up terrorist bitch
>Lmao. You're fucking crazy. I thought that was nasty but I was just trying to fuck you
>>25254303
>Stories that never happened
>>25254303
this is how I argue with myself as well
>be playing with rc truck
>little cousin says she wants a truck too, but says fuck instead of truck because she's 2
>everyone laughs
>then you say you wanna fuck too and everyone gets mad
Yeah different social rules exist for 2 year old girls and grown men.
>>25254291
Kono baka.
>>25254291
maybe they thought you wanted to have sex with your 2 year old cousin
>there's people on this board RIGHT NOW who want to lose their virginity before marriage
>these are the same people who pretend to be normies and shame other robots into doing the same
If you don't want to lose your virginity at all costs you're not a robot. I'm probably never gonna marry and I desperately want to fuck with a non hooker woman before I die. If you can afford to stall losing your virginity until you marry you cannot be a robot.
Can I get welfare and or autism bx if I live with my parents?
Whats going on in the background there?
>>25254214
hes scared
>>25254228
Of what?
Camera? Titcow?
How the fuck do you /nofap/?
Literally cannot resist the urge for more than an hour or two at a time
>>25254174
it's tough ther first week but after that you stop caring
>>25254174
>falling for the /nofap/ meme
poor child depriving oneself of not only pleasure but the health benefits included in fapping.
Let me know when your "test" levels rise from no senpai
I'm on day 15 now due to medical reasons. It's getting really hard to not do it.
Who else hopes this their last Christmas? I can do this shit anymore
>>25254150
>Who else hopes this their last Christmas? I can do this shit anymore
Whats wrong anon?
Talk to me
>>25254150
I've been depressed the past two days because of a girl at these Christmas parties every year.
>tfw she'll never love me and I'll never have her to hold.
