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DHMIS 6 is out now!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbL-NSkXnl8
Let's discuss!
>>29398344
Someone posted about it already
Was bretty gud
What do you think about it?
im not watching scary puppet show
go away
its Iame
>someone offers you ice in your drink
>explain to them that is basically just meme water
>they look at you like you're some autist
>leave the restaurant and never come back
>>29397868
>>they look at you like you're some autist
They did nothing wrong
>>29397868
>Going outside even once
FUCK OFF NORMIE SCUM REEEEEEEE
CHADS GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!!!! OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT. GET OUT NORMIES!!!!!!!!!
>>29397868
>explain to them that is basically just meme water
beautiful op, just beautiful. you have a wonderful mind.
I don't think I'm depressed, but I certainly am sad.
Just get off whatever is on your mind. I promise I will try to help you all.
>I don't think I'm depressed
Same, but everyone constantly assumes I'm depressed.
It gets really annoying and uncomfortable because if they suddenly realize you're not depressed they will just make fun of you and ridicule you for the assumptions they've made.
>>29397429
>spent the last two years as a neet and getting neet bux
>am 20 and live with family with no plans to move ever
>i don't do anything outside of walking the dog once a day then going back to sleep
>waking up to play vidya alone
>talk to two people online now and again
>sleeping pattern is all over the place all the time
i just don't know what to do desu, am depressed i guess?
>>29397881
Being in isolation like that will likely do it.
>only listen to shonen anime soundtracks
>When normos ask what I listen to I don't know what to say
tunes
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SaXr7tY5nOg
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BGlk7A2SvUI
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3HUwGFVeN04
>only listen to classical and kawaiiuguu animu music
>when normies ask what I listen to I just say "anything's fine"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNRQoPjPtHc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRymxDtMo4U
Fine with me, though why do people even care about what I listen to?
>>29397222
Anonymous 06/19/16(Sun)22:56:24 No.29397222
>only listen to shonen anime soundtracks
>When normos ask what I listen to I don't know what to say
>only listen to vidya and anime soundtracks
>try "actual" music
>sounds awful
I guess I'm just doomed to shitty taste. It really needs to be catchy, pleasant-sounding, and engaging for me. So many arty songs have weird noises or odd beats that just don't sound nice, or the lyrics make a distractingly little amount of sense.
Is there no greater smug feel that seeing someone your age suffering working fast food on a Sunday and struggling to make your subway sub and being yelled at by their superior
>>29397097
stop eating subway you unhealthy fuck
>>29397097
>eating subway regularly
that is true suffering. preparing a sandwich is cheaper and the ingredients aren't cheap junk.
To be honest, I felt quite bothered when I learned my neighbour who I played with in the past now works at a bank and some kid that was in my class now plays for one of the best soccer teams.
And I'm a NEET with autism.
my mom told me a girl was checking me out at the store today
and i mean, i was freeballin' in my bball shorts, could probably see my dick pretty well
quit being a tease and show us your dick shorts anon
>>29396882
nah those days are done i am afraid
i used to post my dick on the internet all the time
>>29396934
not even with shorts on? :(
Are you in love or obsessed with a girl online you will never meet?
If so post here and tell us why.
>>29396479
Yes, Kimber James, I would have sucked herd dck all day
>>29396479
>you will never meet
If this turns out to be true, I'll cure my obsession real quick. But at this point there's some hope my dude. There's gonna be a real long greentext on here in about a month if that hope proves to have been a delusion. So see you then space cowboy.
I feel like i have a very healthy obsession with Riley Reid, its not a love though. Meeting her would ruin it because i also think shes disgusting.
What can a worthless NEET do to become financially independent and afford a comfortable life? I've been thinking about welding, nursing, wastewater treatment, or IT, but they all have their downsides and I don't know what else to do that won't make me want to kill myself.
tl;dr posting more bimbo
>>29396460
I scam guys on POF/TINDER/GRINDR for money, I also suck some cock from guys on grindr they buy me weed booze dinner and dont forget NEETBUX
Save up money & day trade.
Hey guys im a new fag and so what do you think of this purposely bad art I made in computer class?
Actually rate it as a sarcastic bullcrap memeish thing.
>>29396136
Please pack your bags and go back to /b/
bad/10
>>29396183
And what if I dont want to dad?
>tfw no big Italian family to make you food like baked ziti.
>>29396082
You don't need more food
>>29397468
heh, this fkn guy eh.
The constant dysfunction and subsequent stress, in conjunction with the food will make you feel like a pig locked in with boars.
>friend discovers 4chan
>Dude Kek desu I'm probably going to BTFO those roasties, senpai
get with the times, gramps
4 Chan belongs to us memers now
Edit: Thanks for the gold!
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>meet person on this board that went to my high school when we were both still in high school
>meet once
>have lunch
>never talk again
>be me years ago in high school
>sitting with friends at lunch
>somehow 4chan gets brought up
>h-hey anon you go on 4chan right?
>I answer yes
>they all give me wierd looks
I thought it was funny that they thought this place was so bad. It's a fucking normie shithole.
End my life famalam
Hey anon, I'm watching the NBA finals with Tyrone & Jamal. We had a bet so don't wait up
>>29395364
You're weird. And gross. Kys
>>29395364
How much dick can she take. Those superior black men obviously have 12 inch dicks each
>>29395364
Happy fathers day guys!
Yesterday my friend coached me into talking to a random girl at barnes and nobles reading some books.
After about 10 minutes of laughter and 20 minutes of gathering the fucking mental courage to socially speak to her I did.
Best fucking decision of my life, literally she was amazing, we shared the same interest and before I knew it we were walking, talking about mundane girl interesting topics like music of today's age, spirituality, the universe, etc.
It went so damn well that she was coming on to me midway through the hour we spent in there. She finally left after purchasing books...
Here's where it gets bad. My phone was dead so I wanted to write it down but she said its all cool just give her my number which i did and then she said she'll call me tonight.
Guys...ive been waiting over 5 hours. What the fuck, my sanity has me questioning did i give her the right number, will she call?!
Im having a mental breakdown over a girl I havent even knew for 24 hours. Am i truly this desperate. Please help me.
If i dont control how i act and feel over girls i may fucking lose my mind one day
How old are you? You sound like me when I was 11.
T. Chad.
>>29395088
>Best fucking decision of my life, literally she was amazing, we shared the same interest and before I knew it we were walking, talking about mundane girl interesting topics like music of today's age, spirituality, the universe, etc.
This is bullshit, women don't discuss that type of stuff. They like to talk about banal and trite bullshit.
t. actual robot that sincerely hopes that she DOESN'T call you. nigger. saged.
>>29395194
Funny cause she actually did. Im a supreme beta faggot but even I at least TRY to better myself.
I wallow in self pity and cry myself in my fucking room. I really doubt you hate yourself more than me as well. This isnt a dick swinging contest.
>be Asian guy
>have been using pictures of my 13 year old sister to cat fish white guys
>they give me gifts and money
>I give my little sister candy and pocket money to make time stamps for me
>I've been doing so well I quit my part time job
is that your sister
let me fug her
>>29394857
If true...
God damn guys are so fucking lame and desperate.
>>29394857
Your sis looks kind of autistic desu. I'd still cum inside her tho.
Why dont employers just hire more people to work like 30 hours instead of 40.
That way they wouldnt have to pay wage cucks overtime when they need them to stay to finish projects, and the wagecucks get a better quality of life.
Guess wagecucks would complain about making 60k instead of 80k though huh.
>implying a large proportion of the population aren't working minimum wage jobs
>implying getting less hours whilst working minimum wage is a good thing
>implying this isn't conservative propaganda
>>29394500
I dont mean minimum wage jobs, I mean jobs where people are getting paid like $20 an hour.
Just seems like everyone would win if people worked less hours.
Then again employers still have to pay for benefits per employee, so that might be why. I dont know how much employers have to pay to provide health insurance.
>>29394541
>I mean jobs where people are getting paid like $20 an hour.
Congratulations, that's half of what's needed to get that 80k figure you gave before.
