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Do you have to be a SJW to be a nu male? I think I'm a nu male but I'm not a SJW.
>>29372518
>I think I'm a nu male
kys
>>29372518
>Do you have to be a SJW to be a nu male?
Yes
You're just another beta
>>29372518
No. Nu male just means you look a certain way (balding or bald, super skinny or super fat, below average looks, glasses etc.). However most Nu males are beta Cucks who white knight anything to attempt to get with roasties
Well boys, my mom had some sort of growth and she had it removed and its confirmed cancer. what do
Neet gtfo my board.
REEEEE.
No but in all seriousness donut worry brother a lot of people get through cancer. Chances are she won't die and its all good. Gl
>>29372318
desu its not even just bad news for her, both her parents died of cancer so I'm basically screwed when it comes to genetically being at risk of cancer
Use up all your GBP b4 it's to late
What chu lookin' at white boi? You lost or somethin'?
>>29371925
yeah i was on my way to the pussy on the right, care to show me the way babe?
>>29371967
oops i meant left, right seems kinda unattractive, like the fat girl best friend of a hot one
I was looking for Cunnytopia
>"You'll understand when you're older"
>get older
>still don't understand
This was just something adults tell you when they can't actually explain anything, right?
babies come out of the vagina after a penis ejaculates into it
>>29371774
>get older
>i now understand
You're just retarded pham
You're supposed to grow up and understand that you're not allowed to question our fucked up society you autist. Listen and believe, never question.
>have to call customer service to change TV plan
>on hold for >20 min
>not a big deal, just browse 4chan a bit
>woman on the other end is friendly, helpful and most importantly not foreign
>asks if i wanna do the customer service survey afterward
>gladly say yes
>survey asks for some 10-digit number i was supposed to be given
>we were getting along so well that she'd forgotten to give it to me
I feel bad now.
Customer service stories thread?
>>29371676
Taiga's awesome. I want her & Shana to take turns stepping on me and slapping me around until I'm in a daze.
>>29371720
I'm actually an Amifag but I hadn't used that gif in a while. Do you like her or Rie Kugimiya characters in general?
>>29371758
My sample size is pretty small. I've only seen SnS, Toradora, and one short clip of Zero Tsukaima.
Of the two I know well enough, I like them both, but Shana's better. She's my beloved girlfriend, and wouldn't be as rough as Taiga.
what are you afraid of in world's close future?
cereals cos i like em
>>29371583
do you really call them cereals you autist
>>29371615
how shall i call them?
>>29371637
you obviously never learned english. "world's close future", might as well say "me very autistic"
I lost my virginity and took a girls virginity yesterday.
I made it. I fucking did it.
>woman 18+
>virgin
lmao have fun with Chad's sloppy seconds. Now get out, normalfaggot.
>>29371657
She was a virgin for sure :^)
>>29371717
Not if she was over eighteen in a Western country. Literally impossible. Also, we'll see you in a month when you get cucked.
I'm waiting for the day when you can love again...
wtf is this gay shit lol
>>29371200
love isn't real
>>29371249
This. Get yourself together op you're acting like a faggot
I'm a useless NEET with no hope in life
I was thinking of joining a taekwondo or kick boxing place because I'm already in shape and I'm bored (and want to make friends)
Is this a good idea?
anybody???
Somebody?
Plsoriginal
>>29371184
I signed up in a MMA gym with the same goal and it's 50/50 success. On one hand it's fun as hell, on the other it's hard to connect with the people going there because they're turbonormies.
>>29372435
Do you reckon I can find a place with losers like myself?
Apparently all the weebs take up taekwondo or kendo
Who /leaking precum/ here?
this board is full of lewd stuff and it makes my benis wet, but i don't want to fap for the next few days
Fuck
>>29371129
Yeah. I usually kept a set of clothes for 2 or 3 days because I'm slightly gross, but now I change the underwear at least.
>>29371192
I just put toilet paper in my pants
It works so it's not stupid
>>29371302
kek, I've actually considered using my expiring condoms for that but it made me feel sad. I guess I should just stop caring.
ITT: 10/10 waifus
That kids like 9 dude
>3d
>waifu
heheheeheh
heh
You can already tell shell be a Stacey
It's hard to be happy. Everything is bad.
There is nothing on this earth.
Try exercise, after 20 minutes of running it should give you some euphoria. If you do this everyday long enough you will become addicted. Or just smoke and you can look forward to having a cigarrete. I do both. (Buy a treadmill if you dont want to go outside)
>>29371239
I'm gonna try running
>>29371082
Be careful not to overdo it at first, if you do you could burnout and put yourself off from continuing and possibly pulls muscle or sprain an ankle, stretch for at least five minutes prior to running (especially calf and thigh muscles) and if you're flat footed be sure to wear inserts to avoid shin splints, good luck.
Who /angry/ here?
Tell us why you're full of rage, anon.
I'm angry because other people can't be trusted, at all, no matter how nice to you they are. Someone can be your honest, caring friend until you literally leave for five minutes, and come back, and suddenly they're turning on you and leaving you. I'm angry because it keeps happening. If I'm such a bad person, it's because you cunts have made me this way. Fuck you.
I'M TIRED OF BEING ALONE AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE
Also angry because no one ever posts in my threads.
>walking my dog
>normies think this makes it okay for them to approach me and start conversations
Fuck off, I don't want to talk to you.
>living in the usa
lmao get fuckedd
I actually get happy when this happens to me. I love my doggo getting compliments, it's one step closer to me getting compliments..
>>29370825
I hate that, normies that talk to you for no reason and normies that ignore you when you hold the door for them are the why I hate normies
I'm home alone tonight. What should I do?
>>29370675
try my picture OP you fag
>>29370732
I could suck my cock some time ago, but now I've gotten too old, fat and inflexible.
>>29370852
get your cock sucked by a chick
