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Have you checked you fingers. Maybe low test is what makes you such a miserable moody little bitch
what a joke
whatever you are OP, I'm sure stupid is a trait
>>29370343
I heard that testosterone levels do influance index's lenght, but rest of the "traits" seem bullshit, even if in this case that would be.. profitable for me.
So instead a better image would be of tosterone's effects on both genders.
>>29370343
This indicates the level of testosterone you were exposed to as a fetus. This is also why sluts (high-testosterone) tend to have macho sons.
You can raise your testosterone through supplements, steroids, and diets. Don't expect to be a muscular tough 20 year old if you didn't have high levels to begin with, but expect your levels to rise , and then cease to decrease if you pay attention to your health and test-levels (What normally happens is your testosterone slowly decreases from late-adolescence to death).
Remind me again, why do women always choose assholes ovee nice guys?
>>29370132
thats an awfully butch lesbian on the left
>>29370132
because they are alpha
being nice means being a pussy
>>29370132
DUDE VAGINA TINGLES LMAO
>tfw serbian
>tfw never into eu
>tfw kebab is coming back
>>29369777
Kosovo is albania
>>29369871
kill yourself kebab
American here
I apologize
Hey /r9k/ I need your help
So I'm going out to a movie with a girl. The thing is I don't know if it's a date or not. I want it to be but I don't want to fuck up trying to kiss her or hold her hand and look like a fucking idiot when she's not interested. How do I test the waters before I go in during the movie?
TL;DR - how can I test to see if a girl is ok to kiss during a movie
Put your dick inside the popcornthru the bottomand she will eventually touch it
Definitely see if she is laying down any hints. Putting her hand close to yours, leaning in etc. it's usually a good indicator that she believes it's a date
If u dont know if its a date its not if it goes well ask her specifically on a date after the movie.
Playing with the roachies brings me so much joy,
To know that they're all just my toys,
They think what I instruct,
To think they're not cucked,
My little roachie goys.
>>29369431
Roachie roachie, wake up today,
The time has come for master to play,
Feel his string tug on your wrists,
Little roachie puppet twists,
Dance for me little roachie,
Dance for me,
Make a REE when I say,
"Little, little roachies, it's time to play."
Come on little roachies
>tfw no gf, right?
Haha come on in and feel feelings with me
It sure is lonely in here without my roachies...
A lack of external stimulation oscillates me from intelligentsia to an imbecile. How does one manage to keep the flow of thought at a consistent level throughout the day? Would much rather receive feedback from those with an IQ of 120+.
Reading and making art/music
lol
14 year old intj detected
If you are only feigning intelligence when confronted with external stimuli, you are an imbecile
Do you femanons realize that you're all going to die alone?
A lot of you keep rejecting guys, or you're just sleeping around.
But once you get older in life you'll realize no one wants to commit to you long-term.
I would say less than 30% of the men on this planet would be willing to commit long-term to 90+% of the women on this planet.
Many men just like having a sex partner, or temporary partner that they will eventually move on from.
But when a woman reaches X age, she expires and no one wants her for anything beyond sex.
A femanon is even worse, because she's ugly and or has mental problems. No one wants a 30 year old mental/ugly chick. Especially if she's black.
You femanons should be looking for a BF right now, even if he has to be a robo, because by the time a robot hits age 25, he becomes bitter permanently leading to abusive relationships.
Women are only here to pick up orbiters. Your words fall on deaf ears.
>>29369342
Honestly if they are virgins and not fat, they just need a decent personality.
>>29369342
The world is a pendulum
It goes back and forth
Between boredom and pain
Rage and disgust
Sadness and emptiness
I'M FUCKING BORED
Let's start a thread of film suggestions.
I am a big fan of sci fi but I've seen so many now. Would any robots like to make some suggestions? Literally any genre.
>>29369291
this is pretty good movie.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0211915/
They look like people (2015). a good psychological horror
>>29369291
Guess who's back and Memento
Have I got all Stanleys or am I missing some?
missing le monkey stanley shoops
>>29369243
Please post Non, I need all Stanleys
>>29369306
*Anon
You have been muted for 2 seconds
Even when I get what I've been longing for, even when I am supposed to be happy, I'm just not.
Finally got a gf, the feeling i get when she looks at me the way she does is unbelievable.
But it only makes me even more depressed knowing it will end and I will never find someone like her.
I thought this was it, I thought getting a gf would be my ticket out of this shithole, but no, if anything I feel worse.
Just...why?
When does this stop, I can't take it anymore, not being able to find pleasure in anything.
I'm scared and miserable.
I am ending my life tonight.
Goodbye, I had a ''fun'' time with you all, take care.
>>29369184
Do it
See you on the other side robot
>getting into a relationship with the intent to have it ultimately end
Actually fuck you man. You found something most people here only ever dream about and yet you want to throw it away because of some irrational dumbshit fear? And furthermore, you want to cause irreparable pain to someone you hold dearest to you by offing yourself?
Has your selfish retarded ass even thought of maybe confronting your partner about any of this?
>>29369184
I know what you mean op
I'm in a relationship, used to be better but started going downhill. Now I let myself stray away to a different girl. It was fun at first but now all I feel is guilt and pain because it will inevitably and with me losing one or both leaving a hole and more pain with me and whoever is hurt
Any other robots struggling with the need for alcohol? Share stories
I'll begin
>Be me 24y virgin
>Struggling with school, women and family
>Start looking for a way out, end up with beer and cheap vodka
>Begin drinking heavily when alone to forget about the stress
>After a while, drop out of school, find a decent job and make a living
>Things are not going as bad as they used to so try to quit the alcohol
>Can't, begin getting serious withdrawal symptoms when not drunk for like 48 hours
>Can't go to AA meetings because my country doesnt have that shit
What should i do?
Had 1/2 a bottle of Buffalo Trace last weekend, went to put it back on the shelf and fucking dropped it. I can't remember the last time I felt that sad.
Took it as a sign that I need to stop drinking for a bit. If a man can't even hold onto his bottle, he shouldn't be drinking in the first place
>>29369205
How many days can you get off? If I were you, I would inform your closest family member that you need to detox and that you need their help to do it. Give them your keys so you can't drive to get alcohol, stock up on food you like, and spend a week distracting yourself from the hell that is your life. Should be fine after a week
22 days into withdrawal and im still shaking. Good luck /r9k/
The only people who want police are the ones who are already committing crimes. Checkm8, statists.
Lolbertarians should leave.
>>29368836
No. Our candidate is better than Trump.
No, I commit crimes sometimes, and honestly without the threat of police I'd probably do it more frequently.
>tfw no pygmy bf
POST UNITED STATES OF AMERICA ITT
pic related
>>29368534
Will be bf
I am pygmy
>>29368534
hi OP
I'm a pygmy, and would love to get to know you
pic is me
Is this the best meme of all time?
>>29368405
OOHHH MY GAWD LOL I can't handle all these banana memes you guys stop it pls X'D
Dumb normie memes are my favourite.
>>29368446
YESSS THE CAVEMAN SPONGE
Anyone else feeling absolute fucking boiling hate when a woman tries to act like she's "one of the guys" by going "dude!!" or "totally bro!" and all that sort of shit.
Act like a fucking female. Why even do this? It's unconvincing shitty role play.
>>29368052
>Why even do this?
They're subhuman
how does a female act like tho?
i'm just curious...
When they're "just one of the guys," that means they get cock all the time. It's an enormous red flag.
