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>shitposting on /r9k/
>get thirsty
>crack open an ice cold fizzy Diet Dr Pepper
>quench my thirst with only TEN calories of goodness
>gives me the refreshing energy to continue my shitposting
Is this the most patrician drink ever?
OP knows what he's talking about lol. I prefer original myself
>>29493278
Pic related is zero tho. Also:
>Being addicted to caffeine.
>Implying lemon lime soda isn't the most healthy and best tasting.
>>29493278
HOW MUCH DID IT TAKE TO BUY YOUR SOUL?
What is this name of pic related whore? I want to jack off to her getting stuffed
Lana Rain, there's a thread dedicated to her on /gif/ with some cool links of her violating her holes
>she's not a qt trap
DROPPED
>>29493740
Is this a joke? Do some people prefer fake girls to real ones?
If you're gay and like super feminine guys, why not just... like girls instead? They'll always be more feminine.
Do you like Dr. Pepper?
I feel like this is the official NEET soda lol
yes i enjoy it. i have a case of cherry dr pepper
>>29493131
Yes, but I am a die hard coke man
No soda is fucking gross
HOLY SHIT /R9K/ ABSOLUTELY BTFO BY NETFLIX AND FEMINISTS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hc45-ptHMxo
>>29493048
nope
try getting views elsewhere :)
>>29493048
Look at all those normies.
I doesn't seem so bad desu. I'm sure they make a lot of good points. The trailer seems pretty sensible I think.
But there are some realities that feminists keep denying. You can pretend that boys don't have to man up, but in the end they don't have intrinsic value like girls do, and their weakness will disgust both men and women (probably even more so). I was raised by feminists and I have to unlearn everything they taught me.
>>29493048
Summarize please, I'm not about to click on a jewtube link
>left ear keeps getting blocked by wax even though i stopped using in-ear headphones
been to the clinic to get it cleaned twice this year already, why the fuck does this keep happening
Maybe you just have heavy wax flow
Go to an ENT not a fucking free clinic
>>29493036
If you're tight on money you can buy little plastic squeeze things and do it yourself
>>29493084
if you talking about pic related, i have one already
its useless, in fact i think it just pushes it further down
fukk does khv means robots?
Koalas Hate Vaginas
Kissless handholdless virgin
Aka me
>>29492998
damn that's some cold shit
What should I do the day my oneitis gets married, robots? That day will come eventually and it breaks my heart just thinking about it.
Object during the wedding when the priest asks if anyone wants to
>>29492862
get a hooker
bring her to the wedding
>>29492878
then do this
Then give the hooker to the groom and take your oneitis home
>>29492906
Get two hookers
While you object and distract everyone, get one hooker to cut a hole in the ceiling and drop down, and replace the bride with the other hooker.
Anyone want to play some games? I just rather play with some robots than... normal people. Add me if you do. Also, general steam swap thread
ChallengeGod
Add me, friend
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Avalin
Shitposting?
>>29493001
This is just disgusting
>>29493095
>This is just disgusting
why?
post yours then
If I had unfaltering faith in Allah, will it all get better?
>>29492734
Should op go back to /b/?
>>29492734
should i trust you
Is she really cheating on me?
37 kissless virgin here.
When brexit fails many british cuties will want to escape to the good old USA.
Time to get a gf/wife desperate for american citizenship, lads.
>>29492728
It is only going to fail because they are literally rigging machines to only count remain votes. Several places in heavy leave areas are reporting the machines are only collecting remain votes.
>>29492728
>british
>cuties
We have the ugliest girls in Europe. You can always spot British girls in porn because they're skinnyfat with diseased looking skin tone. No surprise so many want Brexit. They can't compete with the hotter foreigners.
>>29492758
Good. More sweet British poontang for me, senpai.
everyone is obsessed with their dick size
what is the point of having above average dick when you cant last for 3 minutes?
1 minute if i do thrusting motion
i would happily prefer smaller dick if it meant i could thrust for 10 minutes
My average time is also three minutes.
However, I can make my gf cum in that amount of time, so all is well.
>>29492630
Try deathgrip fapping for the better part of a decade. That shit fucking killed my sensitivity.
>>29492693
if i want less sensitivity i would use a condom.
i want to enjoy myself without spilling immediately
Robots help please!!
Im about to fuck girl for first time now she doesnt seen like virgin fuckk
How do i do it
Can i somehow look like its not my first time and how?
>>29492526
>putting your dick in a hole that has had dozens of infections and taken miles of cock and gallons of nigger sperm
>kissing lips that have rimmed Jamal's asshole
Retard.
>>29492526
aight nigga I'mma show you what someone else told me and subsequently saved my ass
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5712f4fcadf9c
If you can replicate most of what you see in this video, you'll be good
>>29492580
Thanks anon il try anything!
>tfw no seductive bf
>>29492508
>tfw no clingy autistic gf who will feel better only by having sex with me
>tfw no hanged bf
>tfw no keen bf
>be me in 2009
>18 and believe the NEET dream
>browse r9k everyday for years
>feel myself deteriorating
>being a NEET were the worst years of my life
>enroll into STEM because fuck it
I make $37 an hour at my internship now. Life isn't amazing but 100x better than being a NEET.
Just wanted to say fuck you faggots who laughed when I asked r9k if i should go STEM. I still remember the posts.
Also propranolol and etizolam are the fucking shit. If you think i'm lying about anything, I take it as a complement.
You lying faggot
>>29492577
This gives me a boner.
I'm glad I got out of this shit board, it got worse than I thought.
>>29492641
Wo chill m8 i was joking /r9k/ didnt change much its still virgin as shit
>Dog died yesterday
>Dad lost his job and probably going to lose my home later this year
What a shitty year 2016 has been. Losing my dog fucking sucks so much. She got trapped under a barbecue for a whole night and couldn't get out but didn't bark or anything, when we found her in the morning there was lots of blood from her trying to get out and she was very traumatised and had to be put down in the afternoon yesterday. It was the worst thing I ever experienced.
What do I do now that my only friend is gone? I tried to get addicted to smoking and alcohol and it didn't work. I just don't see the point in life anymore. I should probably just kill myself but for some reason I don't want to.
Turn your angst and misery into something positive like art or prose.
Original commentu... senpai!!!
shit nigga that fuckin blows
>letting your dog die like this
You dont deserve friends or dogs
>>29492533
Stupid
