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pepe is dead so I've taken the responsibility of replacing him. behold your new god robots, turtles are the new meme. Dubs names him.
>>29491078
I'm just gonna go with Frankle.
>>29491078
Turtle meme already exists, his name is Popo, fock off with your off brand Popo.
Jack the black attack
How do you pretend you are grieving when a relative dies?
pic unrelated
is it fucked up to say that i never really felt anything when my relatives died? everyone would be freaking out around me and i'd just sit there.... this is why i always felt uncomfortable in funerals, didn't feel like i belonged there
>>29491037
You don't need to pretend anon. Everyone handles grief differently, so being detached and emotionally unavailable is totally fine in response to the death of a loved one. Don't worry about what people think about how you are handling a death - just do your thing man.
>tfw always accidentally laugh at funerals
I always feel like both an edgelord and a prick, but I can't help myself, I don't even know why I do it.
>falling for the cologne meme
lol.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtTnjMxqJCY
If you wear cologne, women will basically think you are a disgusting creeper.
I know that's why I wear the same underwear for days at a time. I have these Under Armor underwear that are super comfy and water repellent. That combined with the material they're made from means they are constantly oozing a crazy ballsack, dick, and ass smell. It's incredibly powerful, and I wear them for a week or more straight to build up the smell. Then I wear shorts in public and pull up the leg a little bit so I'm SURE some women can smell. I don't care if they like it or not, they can breathe in my fucking cock and ball musk lol.
>>29491027
>Buzzfeed
Nice b8. Half the girls there had clear daddy issues, and they wouldn't be on if they didn't hate men to begin with.
>>29491027
>That black girl.
>Flowerbomb a women's fragrance.
Clear bait.
Why is r9k full of faggots?
What the fuck happened? I literally am going to leave this board because of this.
>>29491008
okay, bye faggot
>>29491008
cya <-- OG
>>29491008
Do lt faggot, you won't
>after a few months of hikikomori I finally lost it
>Probably going to see a therapist and get kike meds now
>Father spoke to me about how he doesn't care what I do in life as long as I'm happy
I feel pretty bad now lads. Now I either embrace normiehood or kill myself.
how old are you?
you could learn programming, create music, write, etc.
>>29491005
Kill yourself. Living as a normie while not being one is worse fate than death.
>>29491005
Dad never said anything like that to me, or ever discussed life prospects. In fact he usually didn't say much to me, now he is dead.
So i just got done talking to this roastie on omgle, ofc she proceeded to 'insult' me about my weight and being a 'waste' to society by also being a neet.
bitch didn't realise she's also fat :^)
>>29490946
>looks like he's about to cry
ROFL
>>29491009
oh hello roast ;^) i see you found my thread
>sits in the dark so no one can see how you look
>can still see the shadow of your titties on your chest
>getting this angry at a girl just for being a girl
wew lad
>http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/23/woman-banned-from-all-us-national-parks-for-scrawling-her-instag/
dumb stacy thought it would be a great idea to draw her "art" all over national parks. Now she is banned from every national park. Love watching stacy get destroyed
>>29490902
>draw on rocks
>go to jail
...
>>29490902
but why? I mean, cavemen did it. she's only leaving an insignia. I mean, yeah fuck her cause shes a women and all, but I mean comon. why are we protecting rocks? the rains gonna wither that shit away in centuries. who the fuck cares?
>>29490902
Her punishment should be to have random people tattoo whatever they want on her face
Robots, post your facebook profile pictures and number of friends
pic related
61
0 friends
I just use facebook to play their shitty games
76 friends
no posts since 2014
>mfw 916 friends and still kv
anyone willing give a sad poorfag overwatch? probably not
throwaway email: [email protected]
worth the try
>>29490823
fuck off to le /b/ with your beg thread
>wanting a shit normie casual meme game
Gooooo fuck yourself.
>>29490823
Let me jizz down your throat
I just fucking love her
Fuck off to /r/relationships you failed normalfag cuck.
get off this website normie scum
>>29490789
Tell us about her anon, I'm listening
Tfw extremely rich and smart, above average face/body, but a crippling stutter and epilepsy
I want off this ride
>>29490757
>extremely rich
>crippling stutter
You can afford top speech specialists. Use it.
>>29490757
Hello im the genie
Give me all your money and i will grant you one wish
>>29490795
If you are so rich, give this guy overwatch?
>>29490823
probably not!
>there are 7 billion people on this planet
>almost all of them have had sex
> almost all of them can easily form relationships and lasting bonds with other human beings
>tfw there is something so wrong with you that you can't even accomplish something almost as natural as breathing and sleeping
Lol looser
OG post yo
What the hell do people even talk about? I literally can not hold a conversation more than 2 minutes.
>>29492161
Just like stuff man...you wouldn't understand
>implying this board isn't the most normie board on 4chan
>>29490729
I FUCKING HATE POLARBEAR
FUCKING
NORMIE
KIKE
SLUT
FUCK OFF
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I hope all these people die. All normalfags on r9k should die right now.
>>29490729
those guys don't leave their houses much
From reading many MBTI threads on 4chan I realized INTPs are actually the autists
INTPs are cool as fuck, maybe thats why I keep coming back here.
t.INFJ
>>29490675
actually, autists who test as INTP/J give the types a really bad reputation. you see, they're not mature nor intellectually capable, and their tendency to test as the most isolated types are due solely to wish fulfillment on their behalf. if autists were truthful with themselves, they'd be much more likely to test as SF types.
you're welcome :)
Literal sperg here. INTP is probably the most common for autists. However im not sure if im a INTP or INFP. Well i'm heavily bipolar so i'm probably both if thats possible. My feelings get BTFO by such little things at times and other times not so much.
Listen, anons.
All I ever wanted in my life was to be a big black chap, with a huge penis.
I wanted to help couples by breeding wives in front of their husbands.
What do I have to do to become a nigger? Is there's some kind of surgery to turn me into a big nigger?
I was thinking something like shemales do but instead of going for female I would go for a black man with a BBC.
>>29490630
convert to hindu
kys
come back as shit-tier for doing suicide
>you're black
have fun growing up in an apartment with no windows anon
>>29490662
I'm serious bro.
If you check subreddits about the subject like /r/cuckold and /r/hotwife you will notice that every couple and sometimes single women too want to be blacked.
I wanted to get into that stuff but I want to fuck the milfs and for that I wanted to be a black guy with a large penis.
>>29490630
>I wanted to help couples by breeding wives in front of their husbands
WHERE IS THIS KEKOLD MEME COMING FROM????? WHY ARE BLACK GUYS ALWAYS THE ONES DOING IT?! WHY DO WHITE PEOPLE LOOK AT US AS SEX OBJECTS??????? WHY WON'T NOBODY ANSWER THIS QUESTION???? NOT EVEN 1/4 OF THE POPULATION WANTS TO BE KEKOLD!!!! THERE ARE PEOPLE THAT UNIRONICALLY BELIEVE THIS RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
