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What is your normal fetishS?
to me is i love girls with these huge pupils. crazy shit
Impregnation. Literally the most vanilla fetish that exists.
im really into women with feminine dicks, that's even more vanilla then the impregnation freak
>>29486191
Explain further. How are dickgirls at all vanilla?
>tfw no friends, literally not a single one
How do I talk to people? How do I make friends who want to talk to me? How do I maintain a friendship? I'm tired of being lonely and having nobody. I can't connect with other people.
Who else /literally no friends/ here? Let's commiserate together. Please.
>>29486092
I feel for you, but it's too late. Soon the normalfags will come like a tidal wave shitting on you and saying it's all your fault. There's nothing I can do, anon.
>>29486109
I want to be normal too. I want to be a normal person who can have normal friendships with other people.
>>29486126
You need to learn how to lie, anon.
Go outside and lie your fucking ass off. Lie so much that you can't tell the lie from the truth.
Your lie should be that "everything's awesome". It doesn't matter how much life is actually shit, you need to constantly project the aura that everything is awesome. Never let them see you sweat, never let them see you stop smiling. If you go to an event, lie and act like fuckers should be honored that you made time in your precious schedule to fuck with their plebian asses. Always act like you have other things you could be doing.
I wanna share a school story, /b/.
>Be me
>Middle school
>Have to build something out of wood for Tech Ed.
>Woodworking
>In Tech Ed.
>Whatever. So, I get my dudely dad and ask him for help on my project.
>Bro dad says yes.
>Finish cabin.
>Looks better than I thought it would.
>Bring it to school next day.
>Tech Ed. teacher says it's good.
>Fuck yeah
>Get to do nothing for the next 2 weeks in this class.
>2 days until project needs to be turned in and evaluated
>Not worrying, since I'm gonna get an easy fuckin' A.
>Doing nothing
>Tech Ed teacher asks me what I'm doing
>Tell him that I already did my project
>He tells me that the cabin was done at home, and the project had to be built at the school
>what the Fucking shitwad-dog licking bullshit-fucking shart farting bitch-ass fuckery is this?
>Build a cabin
>It sucks.
>Got a C.
>Good enough.
>But still, Fuck you, Tech Ed. teacher.
>The one thing I was proud of
>The only thing I'm proud of.
>And you reject it, because it was built at my house
>Fuck
>You
>Tech Ed Teacher
I don't have my shit cabin, so I'll show you the cabin me and my bro dad made.
who u callin /b/
Shit, I meant to put down /r9k/, not /b/. Fuck.
Fair call I say.
Someone told me "no girl likes a suicidal guy". How do these emos get laid then?
>>29485970
They're physically attractive? Anyone with sufficient good looks can get away with all sorts of personality flaws.
>>29485970
suicidal girls.
>>29485970
With other emos.
Anyone else has a deeply-embedded safeguards, preventing them from becoming a normie? What are they?
Mine seem to take control over me in order to never get any pussy. If anyone can related and/or explain, please do.
Sharing own Robot Mode Safeguards is also welcome.
> 2014
> be 21
> Semi-chubby girl with spectacular tits visits
> She's cute and quite smart
> Discuss favourite books for 3 hours
> Suddenly start making out
> She starts undressing me then herself
> I drown in first class bare boobies
> She's a virgin
> ROBOT MODE IN EFFECT
> I start dressing myself back and tell her that "she shouldn't make decisions based only on a moment of arousal"
> we fall asleep hugged, she packs up in the morning, leaves
> one year later she gets a bf
The confused look on her face haunts me to this day, even though I haven't read it this way
(cont...)
> last autumn
> Live with three(!) female roommates, one is chronically ill and mentally unstable, batshit crazy to be frank, my friends
> Two of the roommates leave for some gay ass tour-around-the-world for three months
> We're left together with the crazy one
> We end up playing board games, spend evenings on massage and smoking
> Five days in a row she waltzes to my room with a bottle of vodka, drunk and insisting she stays and we drink together
> Five days in a row we end up completely wasted like a pair of hobos, wake up in each others arms, half naked
> I *never* take the opportunity to fuck her, despite her clear attempts
> It took me 6 months to decipher her painfully obvious attempts
If you think that I fucked this up, wait for the epilogue:
> Half a year passes
> She has a boyfriend, much less crazy than her, but she became even more fucked in the head
> She pays me a visit in the middle of the night
> We talk for few hours, understand each other perfectly, we're weird in the same way
> We make out violently for half an hour, she's topless already
> ROBOT MODE AGAIN
> I tell her to dress up, and that I need sleep, because I need to work the next day
> Not only was it a goddamn Friday, but also she broke up with her boyfriend, but was too proud to admit it
I have few more stories. Tell me, WHY IS THIS HAPPENING. If only my common sense kicked in so easily when it's needed. But no. Only Robot Mode for me.
Comments?
I hereby bump my thread for the first time
It is my second attempt at bumping this thread
>day one of no fap
>its already hard as fuck
its gonna be a wild ride isn't it?
its pure white hot missery
Don't worry, the longer you go the better it is when you finally fold. I suggest not having handy materials like tissue paper or towels near you bed. The easier it is, the more likely you are to do it. Doing it every day isn't very fun anyway. Are you practicing for November?
>>29485951
We all know why you're telling us about no fap.you want porn
hey guys I've been browsing for a few years but I've never asked or figured out how to do the spoiler thing. could someone teach me?
>>29485939
Highlight the text you wanna spoiler then press ctrl + s
Hope that helps
[spoiler text [/spoiler
put the ] at the end of spoiler
>>29485939
hmmm, I think it goes something likethis
I'll just delete this post if I'm wrong. Good practice desu
>tfw normies actually, unironically believe this
>tfw normies wouldn't even last a fucking month in our shoes
I mean I'm suicidal, but it is in some ways true. Every time I get right up to the precipice, the thing that stops me is the fact that I don't want to hurt my family.
>>29485928
If you were suicidal you'd fucking kill yourself idiot. You're not suicidal you're just a dumb fucking normalfag. You think "I'm sad sometimes :(" and "I think about killing myself sometimes :(" means you're depressed and suicidal. What a fucking joke.
>>29485928
The way I see it is that feeling shitty about "hurting" someone with that decision is just another thing that you'll be too dead to care about.
What do you suppose she tastes like?
like depression and sad.
soy milk and salty pretzels
Who is she and why would I be licking every inch of her body?
Not that I'm complaining.
Who /mischevous/ here?
>kill home intruder with my father's old over-and-under shotgun
>I don't face any trouble because 'murica
>tell the government issued psychologist that I have nightmares about the event
>get paid leave from work for it
>I don't actually have nightmares about it
>I have actually always wanted to know what it's like to kill someone
D E V I L I S H
>>29485786
Hey now, getting paid leave over nothing is quite unjust of you, anon!
The home defense part is completely okay though I hope you didn't mean that part as the mischief.
>>29485808
>mfw I just get to smoke, drink, and masturbate all day and I'm getting paid to do it because of the best moment of my life
>>29485786
how was it anon? I leave my doors unlocked hoping to catch a dindu with a few 9mm rounds
Femanons. can you describe your ideal boyfriend?
>>29485782
>white
>muscular
>big dick
>has a job that pays at least 80k/year
>has many friends
>owns a home
>dominating in bed
That's all I ask for
>>29485782
>kind, compassionate
>daring, enjoys trying new things, outgoing
>dark hair, my height (5'4) or taller, physically healthy
>funny, playful, honest
>
>>29485782
>physically attractive
>a college degree and a high-brow job
>has a good personality as evidenced by having many friends
>high energy and drive
Dubs names my new car.
the sex tank
pussy wagon
originaiand
Go back to /b/ you fucking faggot
Stop muting me robot plssss
Are you bullied at work/school at the moment Anon?
Tell us. What are you doing against it?
>>29485749
hahaha your hat is too small for your head and you look like a faggot
>>29485775
Your cock is too small for your body and you would make a terrible faggot, always crymaxing and freaking the other dudes out with your stories of Stacy and how you almost
>>29485775
P-Please leave me alone.
Who /stillinbed/ here?
Im procrastinating going to work.
>>29485698
Me but im off on Wednesday and Thursday
>>29485761
Why are you off in the middle of the week?
is this disgusting close up supposed to be attractive? why do shitskins always post their shitty selfies
>tfw no asian gf
maybe i should kill myself
>>29485630
As an Asian man, I can tell you they are shit.
Go for like, a Mexican or White one instead. Or go gay.
I'll be your Asian gf anon
>>29485658
Please do. I would do anything for an asian.
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