Robot Mode Persistence Safeguard
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Anyone else has a deeply-embedded safeguards, preventing them from becoming a normie? What are they?
Mine seem to take control over me in order to never get any pussy. If anyone can related and/or explain, please do.
Sharing own Robot Mode Safeguards is also welcome.
> 2014
> be 21
> Semi-chubby girl with spectacular tits visits
> She's cute and quite smart
> Discuss favourite books for 3 hours
> Suddenly start making out
> She starts undressing me then herself
> I drown in first class bare boobies
> She's a virgin
> ROBOT MODE IN EFFECT
> I start dressing myself back and tell her that "she shouldn't make decisions based only on a moment of arousal"
> we fall asleep hugged, she packs up in the morning, leaves
> one year later she gets a bf
The confused look on her face haunts me to this day, even though I haven't read it this way
(cont...)
> last autumn
> Live with three(!) female roommates, one is chronically ill and mentally unstable, batshit crazy to be frank, my friends
> Two of the roommates leave for some gay ass tour-around-the-world for three months
> We're left together with the crazy one
> We end up playing board games, spend evenings on massage and smoking
> Five days in a row she waltzes to my room with a bottle of vodka, drunk and insisting she stays and we drink together
> Five days in a row we end up completely wasted like a pair of hobos, wake up in each others arms, half naked
> I *never* take the opportunity to fuck her, despite her clear attempts
> It took me 6 months to decipher her painfully obvious attempts
If you think that I fucked this up, wait for the epilogue:
> Half a year passes
> She has a boyfriend, much less crazy than her, but she became even more fucked in the head
> She pays me a visit in the middle of the night
> We talk for few hours, understand each other perfectly, we're weird in the same way
> We make out violently for half an hour, she's topless already
> ROBOT MODE AGAIN
> I tell her to dress up, and that I need sleep, because I need to work the next day
> Not only was it a goddamn Friday, but also she broke up with her boyfriend, but was too proud to admit it
I have few more stories. Tell me, WHY IS THIS HAPPENING. If only my common sense kicked in so easily when it's needed. But no. Only Robot Mode for me.
Comments?
I hereby bump my thread for the first time
It is my second attempt at bumping this thread
>>29485968
Brandy talore needs to do more porn
It should be noted, that despite my utmost admiration of the works of Brandy Talore, it indeed is a third time to bump my thread, and not a mere image dump.
I think that this act is self-explanatory, but let us for the historiographic accuracy say explicitly that this is also a bump. Fourth one, to be precise.
I refuse to believe that no one else has this issue.
* laser sounds *
> Winter of this year
> Hourglass Girl notices me
> Get along pretty well
> She starts making advances while denying them
> Denies advances internally
> Nothing happens for 2 months
> She gets a boyfriend
It's like 3 months later, she just broke up with her boyfriend
> She asks if I wished things worked out between us instead of her boyfriend
> Goes back into full robot mode and says no
> Gets back together with boyfriend
>>29486546
This guy gets it.
Tell me, do you hate yourself already, like me?
You probably just want me to post most Brandy before your write anything
All right...
Here goes. DOn't you tell me that I don't care about you guys
Oh you guys... I started fapping again, from all this Brandy.
You're not really a robot, no robot gets chances like that in the first place. We don't know your feels, failed normie.
>>29486924
I have no gf, never had sex and have probably no chance of getting either of those. And you're telling me that I'm fine?
I'm not giving up! Not yet! So more Brandy
never had that.
if i lived with other girls and that shit happened i would rape.
rape is the aswer for this things, even robots should do it.
be a barbarian.
>>29487120
Holy shit. That's... unexpected!
I'm disappointed, gentlemen. I truly am.
