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Oh, hey wagie...
Didn't think you'd be back so soon.
I was just 'taking care' of your girlfriend. See you around!
Another day, another dollar.
STOP THIS YOU FUCKING NEET
I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS YOU IDIOT
I JUST WANTED TO BE HAPPY
>>29485508
Thisnurturing nature of NEETs is underappreciated amongst wagies.
>>29485508
>tfw no NEET bull to cuck my bf.
Dubs decide what anime i watch
>>29485405
You do not watch anime ever again.
Seinfeld bruh
You're watching JoJo, faggot.
ITS D.VA TIME ROBOTS!
BEST GIRL COMING THROUGHasdfopksadgopk
D.va has autism
D.va was MADE for enema play!
omegle / orange helmet kid discussion thread
>>29485341
wtf is an orange helmet kid
>>29485476
the creature in the pic
>>29485341
Sometimes I put on a BDSM costume and go on omegle to write people love letters.
Who /Cow Chop/ here?
>not watching the best channel on youtube
Er I guess they're OK.
The creatures got cucked hard though kek
>>29485419
Kootra is still a funny dude but TheCreatureHub is unwatchable now.
I like how they arent trying to be family friendly. I stopped watching GameGrumps out of that reason, just got too boring.
Do most women shave their pubic hair? I don't mean completely bald, but something like pic related, or is this only in porn?
It's nothing special. Maybe not most but you'll see it often.
>>29485298
If she cares what you think about her, then yea, she'll most likely shave.
>>29485370
No one on here will see it often
>homeless
>live in my car
>shower at golds gym every day for $34 a month
>sleep in my car
>work at Wal-Mart with a chill job
>theatre to see movies is just down the road
>wash my clothes at a coin washer and dryer place
>can smoke weed but I won't because I will eventually get caught
>smoke, chill and relax wherever I want
>tfw no kids, rent, bills and no worries.
I did it /r9k/. I finally cracked the system. Dont let anyone shame you for being homeless. Its awesome and chill as fuck. Who living the dream here?
>its awesome
You live in a god damn car. there is nothing awesome about that.
I'm reluctant to live like this but you just made it sound good. But I'm pretty sure there are some pretty big cons. I'll just bump for other anons to include their input
>>29485259
>Wal Mart
This would sound infinitely better if you were working literally anywhere else
How can I kill my dog and make it look like am accident?
Asking for a friend of course.
You won't get any good suggestions. SJWs raided this board.
Hmmm...
Lure it into a busy street so it gets hit by a car.
Poison it's food with a local berry.
Get another dog to kick it's ass.
chocolate
captcha: 3736
The last cute girl you saw probably had another man's cum on her face not long ago.
How does it feel to know that when you see cute girls in public, they are all used goods?
Could you ever stomach the humiliation of knowing that CHAD got to deflower her and use her in all sorts of degenerat sexual ways before you?
the last cute girl I saw was my 11 year old cousin you fucking pedo
how dare you
>girls in real life
>actually taking cumshots to the face
Honest answer: it feels fine with me. I am glad she is normal.
Something is wrong with your head.
If you've ever jerked off to male on female porn you are a cuck. You are getting sexual pleasure watching another man fuck a woman.
>hurr durr but im self inserting
No, you are a cuck. You could say cucks are self inserting when they watch their wives get fucked by BIG BLACK COCK but they are lying to themselves. Just like you, you KEK.
>>29485177
Ok.
So what do you suggest?
>>29485177
True. I only watch lesbian, not into male penis/butthole
well what do you watch OP
>gay guy visited my OKCupid profile
>>29485145
He was trying to cure himself
>>29485249
You cheeky dickwaffle.
>>29485145
I still lose it when I remember that scene
"I'll be your mommy ;)"
What do ya think, robots? Are videogames a form of "art"? Why? Why not?
well fuck you /r9k/
It depends on your concept of art. If you believe in both high art and low art, then yeah anything can be art including video games. Some believe only high art is true art. I'm a bit conflicted about it. I think calling video games is a bit cheap and short sells art so my opinion is no.
>>29484982
I'm finna nut on you
R8 my undercut mates
did you mean to posqt this to fa
also cant see the front
also undercuts are out of style since 2013
you look like a fuccboi and
>>29484926
1. We're not mates
2. The undercut trend is already over
I rate you Schoolshooter/10, OP.
R9K was right about trying to better yourself
>A year ago i decide I'm tired of being a robot, want to be normal
>Start going to the gym, dressing better, shave regularly, invest more time in studying, etc..
>Try to reach out and talk to more people whether its in class or just at parties
>Make a few friends/acquaintances
>21st birthday
>get two happy birthday texts from my mom and aunt
>1 happy birthday post on facebook from someone I've spoken to a 3 times
>tfw you've bought presents for your friends on birthdays and holidays
>tfw you've spent money and to take people out on their birthdays
>tfw all you want is for someone to care enough to wish you a happy birthday
>tfw you've tried to improve yourself for a year and still don't have any real friends
>tfw r9k was right
>>29484868
>falling for the self-improvement meme
the normalfags really did a number on you.
welcome back, and remember you're here forever.
Welcome back robot.
And happy birthday
>>29484999
Thanks, it actually means alot.
>no girlfriend to read and share books and resources with
>no girlfriend to archive, organize, and explore downloaded books and information and files with
>no girlfriend to study and learn things with
>no girlfriend to study and practice languages with
>no girlfriend to experiment creating constructed languages with
>no girlfriend to do worldbuilding and become immersed in settings with
>no girlfriend to play tabletop RPGs with
>no girlfriend to write stories and poetry and games with
>>29484787
u think anyone cares?
>no girlfriend to show me something she's written and ask me for advice and to work on it with her
>no girlfriend to excitedly tell me about something she's recently been reading or become interested in researching
>no girlfriend to shyly read her poems to me to let me better understand her feelings
>no girlfriend to write about me
>no girlfriend for me to write about
>no artist girlfriend to illustrate the children's books we write together
>no magician girlfriend to co-star on an online children's show with, which seems to have an odd number of adult fans who draw porn of us
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