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What podcasts does /r9k/ listen to?
Preferably in some vein to /r9k/'s views but I'll take anything
The YogPod was great, if you haven't listened to it; I recommend it!; also Triforce is decent.
bailey jay show. her voice is calming.
penn jilette.
Free Domain Radio with Stefan Molyneux (largest philosophy show in the world)
How can you say "go back to leldit"?
I can only come up with 3 ways you would arrive at the conclusion that leldit is bad, all of which would make saying "go back to leldit" a terrible rebuttal.
A: You have been using leldit enough to know why it's bad at it's core and in most corners of the site. Then you're a lelditor too and that's forever. So go back to leldit yourself. You belong there as much as the ones you're calling out.
B: You have only visited the frontpage of leldit and deemed it bad. That's a terrible reason, like going on youtube and saying it's shit because the frontpage is shit. It's even like saying 4chan is bad because you visited /b/ (the most popular board) once.
C: You've never gone to leldit but you say it's bad because everyone else says so. This is exactly what's being criticized of leldit, the "circlejerk", in it's worst form. Thinking for oneself is said to be the best quality of 4channers. Since you don't have that you'd be better off in a circlejerky community like leldit where you can have others think for you.Obviously using "leldit" to avoid the word filter. Word filters are of course a staple of free speech.
I go there cause I get keks from seeing 17 year olds give each other unsolicited life advice.
>>29490533
It's just an empty maymay at this point it bears no meaning at all. It's a way of saying
>. I don't like you, pls stop talking
We've seen similar occur to fedora posting, "autism" and "cuck" insults and so on.
>>29490533
>>29490723
Only Plebbitors get mad about being told to go back to Plebbit.
>Start talking about my furry friend about the steam sales
>He jokingly says he is going to buy a shit furry game we joked about not-so-long ago (just furfag bait, awful game)
>At one point he "jokingly" says "I only want someone to scratch me behind my ear and to tell me I'm a good girl"
His fursona is a female dog.
>Just try to ignore it and keep talking about vidyas
>He insist in that he wants me to scratch him
>Awkward as fuck
>Tell him to fuck off. He gets offended.
>Mfw I now realize at some point he thought about buying the furry game, as he knew it's price
>Mfw he may even buy it after all
Fml. Oh, and btw, if you are a furry, gay, or so and you are talking to straight friends, don't fucking talk about those things, ffs. We don't share your fucked-up cringy fetish, just try to act like a normal person.
You should start calling him bitch
>>29490519
Just suck it up and scratch him loser. He'll be your bitch (literally) then you can have a pet
>>29490519
Sounds like you are repressing your homosexuality impulses toward your friend. His sexy dog inner soul kindles within you a desire for romance that you must suppress.
If you are young, I would just have furry sex with your friend. You might seem "cool", now, but in the future you will regret not having taken the opportunity to pound his twink butthole and call him dognames.
>forced to move out 4 years ago
>parents pay for all my bills/expenses and give me money
>decide to move to a secluded part of the county to be left alone and not talk to neighbors
>nearest house is 2 acres away but empty for the 4 years I lived next to it
>see moving truck and state police car one morning when I was outside smoking
>moving truck leaves after 1 day
>state police car comes and goes
>realize my now closest neighbor is a cop
>can't piss in my yard drunk or smoke marijuana outdoors anymore
>afraid he might try to introduce himself to me
>>29490506
>houses are far apart
>cop will notice it's illegal substances you're consuming, not simply a cigarette
As if.
>>29490665
>implying he wont try to introduce himself when he sees me outside to know who his neighbor is
If i just run back into my house he'll think im wanted tor something. This is a nightmare
>>29490506
Pro tip: Cops don't shit where they live. That also means they don't often arrest their neighbors or start shit because they have to live next to these neighbors every day.
>Just a water for me, barkeep. Don't want any toxins entering this body, I'm a healthy person.
>>29490462
>I have to stay alert at all time. I would never allow alcohol to make me lower down my guard.
>>29490462
>Barkeep
Get the fuck out of my bar.
>>29490462
>tfw liver shot to shit
>no alcohol
>even certain juices fuck me up because of acidity
Literally have to drink water all the time. Could be worse I guess
How many of you are actually living as borderline hikikomori?
>stuck living in my parents house in the rural area of a shitty country due to various reasons
>even if I wanted to, I wouldn't be able to get a job or any higher education reliably well
>haven't left the house in months
>didn't leave the house in half a year earlier
>when I have to leave, it's typically for a haircut for when my hair grows too long
>have done absolutely nothing since I finished studying except for a few "positive" routine changes that didn't work
>obviously zero IRL friends
>deteriorating looks that I can't fix and speech impedement mean that I'm growing more insecure than ever
>extremely anxious about just the thought of having to go outside
>have to maintain a somewhat decent hygiene routine because otherwise I'm uncomfortable as fuck
>actually becoming more depressed than ever due to feelings of regret and hopelessness
>am only surviving due to my dad's pension, if he dies my mom would inherit a part of it and we would live in even shittier conditions
Pic not really related, as I don't tend to stockpile much trash but my room isn't exactly clean either.
I know that if I don't turn into a normie, I'm fucked later on. But I don't want to become a normie because everyone would laugh at me (which already happened in the past). I was also never able to maintain any long-term friendships.
I only qualify for a few specific types of higher education (probably the equivalent of community colleges/associate degrees) in my area, which have a shitton of demand and I wouldn't be able to be accepted to them. Even if I got a job, it would be a shitty minimum wage one that I probably couldn't keep.
Basically I'm fucked forever. I wish I was born in a proper first world country, where I could have easily gone into any college even if it means I have to take a student loan. I'm just waiting for my depression to fade away once I manage to change this mindset, or hang myself as soon as my dad dies.
haven't left house since December, only leave room at night to go toilet or get something to eat
>>29490396
How are you feeling? I've been constantly anxious and depressed for about 2 months now due to serious past regrets and implausible career possibilities. I know that I can't do absolutely nothing about both of these things yet I keep obsessing about them.
I was so bluepilled and carefree before then, the hikikomori lifestyle was actually enjoyable. At least when compared to any real world alternatives.
>>29490573
no anxiety because I shut myself away, I get depressed sometimes but eventually get over it with games or anime or reading. I just sort of stopped caring and gave up
>all these normies with >500 facebook friends
How the fuck do they do this? I have less than 30 friends on fb.
>tfw when i paid $10 for 400 facebook friends>tfw 98% of them turned out to be shitskins
My account is set up for deletion in less than two weeks.
>>29490334
The fuck is wrong with you.
>>29490275
*fewer than
is anyone else uncomfortable discussing sexuality with normies? incl. family
i can't bring myself to say i find women attractive i cannot say casually say whether i find a woman attractive or not
i can only speak of sexuality at an emotional remove either by use of ironic vulgarity or clinical detachment
"she gives me a hardon"
"i would fuck her brains out"
>>29490254
I know what you mean OP.
It feels wrong to me. The other day my dad said, "That waitress is really cute huh?" and I was immediately uncomfortable.
I didn't know anyone else felt this way
>guys at work talk about how they want to fuck some bitch that walked in
>immediately feel uncomfortable and want to walk away
Sucks. The girls are all hot too, I don't know why I can't join in with their leering and commenting.
>>29490254
This desu. Normies have no dignity, and can therefore happily giveaway all their most personal secrets.
Well, it happened, Robots. I started with just kinda sticking my finger up me bum in the shower, then went to rubbing my anus a lot, and today I actually got Vaseline, put it on my middle finger, and actually fingered my butthole. In and out, over and over. I didn't cum or anything, but is this the beginning of the end for me?
>>29490207
It's only a problem when you use the amazon giftcard your parents got you for christmas on a dildo and lube
Yes it is, fuckboy. Post pics of boipussy now.
>>29490207
You'll be wearing skirts and heels by the end of the month, sucking dicks by 2017
RIP anon
>be supreme patrician
>Grocery shopping after midnight to ensure I get the freshest produce and meats
>Buy lots of summer squash and eggplants
>Happily carrying my PRI reusable grocery totes
>Suddenly a burst of uproarious mocking girl laughter
>Lanky giantesses loom out of the shadows and yank me through the foliage into a small clearing
>Whole team of volleyball girls, fresh from practice and looking very pensive and skeptical of me
>A genderfluid lanklette in a pixie cut droops her long neck to meet my eyes
>STRIP, male scum!
>I shakily comply as pixie cut dumps out my groceries and mocks me for my carbs and domestic bottled water
>Holds up the eggplant to shrieking peals of laughter
>"What were you going to do with THIS, lil boy?'
>A negress clamps a collar around my neck and drags me to a trio of girls who are slowly untying their gym shoes.
>They barely acknowledge my presence while they dangle their glistening warm feets I'm front of me
>"You ready to do your duty to the eternal fempire?"
>Mouthfuls of vinegary sexfeet until my eyes almost roll into the back of my head
>pixie cut and negress start sodomizong me with the squash, pissing on my boipucci for lube and giggles
>No privilege left to check, I pass out.
>Wake up 6 hours later after the sun rose
Why do we put up with this bullshit?
Is there a game on right now? I can never find the schedule for college volleyball, and it's the one sport that's really worth watching.
>>29490306
Girls volleyball teams only play the sport for public relations and rituals. Most of their time is spent servicing Chad and Dwantaine. "Volleyball" is what society calls their sexual service to society.
It's not something we like to advertise as betarage is a real thing these days.
>>29490345
Who could possibly rage over volleyball? Spectating is always a pleasure. Somebody's got to have a schedule online somewhere.
>last day of school tomorrow (I'm a senior 18)
>have 1.5 hours to ask onitis for her number or some shit
>never spoken to her
normalfags of r9k, how do I do it?
>>29490195
Go to her, say hey id like to keep in touch want to give me your number ( or facebook i guess?)
Profit
You don't. If you've never spoken before NOTHING good will come of this. She'll be surrounded by her friends and probably off to get railed by Chad at a graduation party, not looking to meet new people on the last day.
Best case scenario she gives you her number, never responds to your texts and laughs with her friends about the creep who tried to ask her out. Forget her and move on. There will be more girls in college who don't know you're a robot yet, take advantage of the fresh start.
>normalfags of r9k
who now?
>mfw logic where
>Gender is just a social construct!
>You don't understand, I NEED to have my dick cut off and everyone NEEDS to pretend I'm a woman!
>>29490185
>not being a tranny
>not shaming strangers into engaging in low-level sexual roleplay with you at all times
it's like you guys don't even WANT revenge on society
>>29490185
Well, turn yourself into a girl and you probably can get more girls than robots can for sure.
This is my fetish. To think this cute white girl, desired by all men, outright rejects white men to worship the alpha black man.
I'd do anything to serve her and watch as she slurps black cock in my presence.
mm that lucky black man. He deserves a white slave
When your fetish has anything to do with other naked men, it's time to accept your homosexuality
Id be her servant and buy her pretty things, while a black guy satisfies her sexually
Why do people try to make white people the butt of the joke but fail? Look at >>29478308
>Banana
>Oreo
>Coconut
These are all words that try to make other races feel bad for trying to be white. What's wrong with trying to be like one of the most intelligent races on the planet? All the white joke boil down to "lol ur proper and educated." What dumb fucking bullshit. I'm proud to be white and no shitty races can say otherwise.
>When you white and can't handle the bantz
>>29490132
Nice niggerspeak faggot
Because /r9k/ have been infected with nigger redditors
If rape were legal, would you do it? All ages legal.
>>29489993
i don't see why i wouldn't
I'm too weak to overpower somebody.
And it would require going outside.
>>29489993
Maybe not all the time but yeah, probably
