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Raise your eyebrows as high as you can. The top wrinkle is where your hairline should be. If its any higher than than that you are balding.
>>29489981
Hair on top wrinkle :^)
>>29490005
hello baldie
>>29490014
nah mate strong hair game on both sides of the family
we have heart failure instead
I have diarrhea that goes on for miles
How bout you
>>29489978
This isn't /b/, you fucking redditor
>>29490000
Youre toxic Man. Leave my thread NOW
>>29490023
DELTE THIS
Hey robots.
What do you really think of the girls who post on our board?
Are they as bad as everyone says?
Does anyone have dating or hooking up experience with any of them?
>>29489929
im friends with one
shes one of the nicest most thoughtful people ive ever met. she has a very low opinion of herself though.
>>29489929
/soc/ cross-boarders looking for easy attention. r9k is the best place to get it effortlessly.
>>29489929
the girls who post here dont act like annoying bitches. its just hard to tell bc for every poster you think is a girl is actually a dude 95% of the time
Why are Jewish girls so pretty?
They're not, also what kind of question is that? How do you want me to answer faggot
you can tell she is about to get fuucked
>>29489925
Well, they rule the world so they obviously have superior genes. They keep it that way by marrying only other Jews. Duh. Ask pol.
Teach me how to win arguments, I don't want to be btfo'd anymore
>>29489861
Don't argue with people who won't listen or ever change their viewpoint. Don't argue about stupid things. Admit when you're wrong and only argue when you know you're right with 100% certainty.
>>29489861
first of all this isnt even an argument, capitalism is superior
>>29489861
Think rationally and concretely with as little emotion as possible. Only argue for something if you have all the facts and you truly believe you're right. Draw parallels in your opponent's arguments to see if they're making any fallacies.
>tfw shut-in NEET hair
>go on cam or something
>girls just refer to me as "emo"
>every male I meet is automatically hostile towards me because I'm not balding and dont have a wagecuck buzz
This is true suffering.
>>29489824
having good hair is suffering?
>>29489824
you look 12 lolmods
>>29489859
oh yeah I forgot that too.
>people automatically assume I'm underage even though I'm in my mid 20's
>Halo3 was released 9 fucking years ago
Almost 9 years ago*
There ya go.
>>29489801
I used to masturbate to this game all day
>>29491309
one time me and a friend played a custom map that was a school and simulated a molestation case
i only realized later because he was way older than me that he probably was aroused by it
>9/10
is eggman #geneticallysuperiormale ?
kek it thinks his forehead is smaller than it is
eggman is a chad
>>your face is too narrow/too long
his mind is too narrow. he should have kids ASAP
Heh, Chad here. How are you losers doing?
Just drinkin a protein shake brosif. Had some random chick msg me her number today.
Feels good to be a chad
>>29489799
Well Chadded, my friend.
Good chadevening, fellow chads.
Whats chaddenening?
Just broke up with gf
Can i get a feels thread
>inb4 normi ree
She was my first and probably the last one as well
>>29489645
Same thing just happened to me last night. I'm just stuck here not knowing what to do. I want to take my mind off of it so bad but nothing else interests me, and I cant sleep anymore no matter how hard I try.
Smoking some weed helped a little bit but now it's wearing off. I'm gonna wait until tonight and go to the bar alone, probably just sit in the corner and get wasted.
>>29489645
Recently split with my gf of 3 years. Never felt happier.
>>29489645
I feel with ya, OP.
These robots just don't know. Crippling loneliness is manageable. Heartbreak is an incredibly more awful feeling. I'd rather have never had a gf than go through that feeling.
seriously is there anything this woman cant do ?
>I<
>>29489626
Act.o
>>29489626
date me
ogcommento
What's happening ln that pic
Why don't you go to beauty school so that you can go work at a salon and touch the hands and feet of cute girls?!
Beauty school would be good for robots
>>29489624
i... i might do this
because unless you get a job working at disney it's not worth it for the amount of disgusting roasties you'll be forced to attend to
Is Barbara Palvin a decent waifu? She's been my waifu for a couple months and it has been a blast.
what is it that makes her face look so much more qt than other girls??
>>29489614
She's pretty. But she doesn't quite hit that special waifu spot for me.d-do you want to see my waifu?
>>29490790
>d-do you want to see my waifu?
Absolutely not!
![5. Pet Siouxicide.mkv_snapshot_00.53_[2016.06.01_17.19.17].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OcXXsH4.jpg "5. Pet Siouxicide.mkv snapshot 00.53 [2016.06.01 17.19.17]")
all my life my parents had me believe lighters were the most expensive things in the world
I just bought one for the today and it was fucking $2
thanks for the laugh OP. yeah, they're not too bad. a 5-pack of BIC's from the super market runs ~$6-7 too
>>29489654
oh yeah, forgot the lie. it's pretty basic & i'm sure many anons on here have gotten something similar
>it gets better after highschool!
>college is great because you meet people and work at your own pace!
all i know, is i've never felt more suicidal and bad and ready to quit than I have in the last 3 years with college stress shit
> swearings not big and its not clever
Fuck off ya daft bitch
At least we die eventually right anon?
>>29489422
>he thinks we get to die
lol
>>29489422
just kill yourself already and get it over with
>>29489662
>Killing myself
>When no one would care
No point lad. Might as well watch the world burn first
