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>why dont you just get a weeb gf anon?
>theyre all easy because theyre average looking, and you share the same interests! what could go wrong
very nice, I wish I had a gf with a cute butt (or any gf)
nice OP let's get a good thread going here
>>29493911
what does the average 20 yr old female ass look like
fuck you all fuck
>>29493868
nice thread you have here
roblox???? why
Maybe I can help you ?
How should you feel
When you've felt everything you can feel
And you still feel unreal ?
How should you feel
When you've felt everything you can feel
And you still feel unreal ?
You're unreal
How do you feel
Redpill me on Dr Pepper
>>29493745
its for normalfags so youd like it OP
i went to the dr pepper museum in waco with a girl who eventually fucked me over so FUCK DR PEPPER
>>29493745
>>29493745
Literal poison that will kill you
>spend three days with gf, have sex twice
>try to leave, she demands more attention
>finger her and then also fuck her again
>finally escape
>she spends all night texting me about sex
HELP, I JUST WANT TO PLAY VIDEOGAMES
>>29493730
those meme dogs should see the day of the rope along with pitbulls, rotfaggots, doberfaggots
>>29493778
hang yourself my man dobermans are the most based dog race you wish you were a doberman you drooling retard.
>>29493778
>meme dogs
you're a meme
have you guys ever seen dating advice on r9k that wasn't insinuating that women are whores or stupid or anything? I know this will get cast down as bait but I legitimately respect women as i do other men until they prove otherwise and then it is fair game.
I realise they play their games the same way men play theirs so, what does a cyborg do? I know ree gtfo etc. Confirmed not a chad. I am also a manlet. can we have a positive thread about dating on r9k?
fuck off you autistic cunt
>>29493813
thanks, robot
orgininale al dente
>>29493714
>I know this will get cast down as bait
Then why did you fucking post?
>mfw uglybots will never know the feeling of almost gaining a gf but suddenly the demon inside of you escapes and you only gain a restraining order and scorn from all of her friends
at least a lot of you could actually HANDLE a gf (I know not all).
I am not unattractive genetically, so girls have shown interest in me. but im just pure devilish. why the fuck cant I just be nice....
>>29493653
D E V I L I S H
some people want to watch the world burn
>>29493653
Who is this cutie pitutie dooty dippity bloopity zoopity doot diddlio?
>>29493653
greentext what happened op
I have a university degree in optical physics from a really good university. I had two internships during university, one of them at MIT, where I learned some valuable and in-demand skills and began my trek to learn others. I have letters of recommendation from my internship supervisors and my professors. I had excellent grades.
And after graduating, nobody would even so much as throw me a bone. I was a NEET for eight months until my father (who liked to style himself as "important" and influential", but who in the end, when it mattered, couldn't get anyone to do him the favor of hiring his son) finally pulled strings so I could get a dead-end, low-paying, and shitty job as an office clerk for a tiny local company run by some spoiled daddy's boy and his gang. And they only hired me because they wanted to lure my father in and get him to sign business deals with him.
Ended up getting fired in April (I lasted some 8 months), and I've been a NEET ever since. Despite putting in a vast number of applications, have I gotten anything?
No.
Why?
Who knows.
I know I made this thread to watch the excuses normalfags will conjure though. Anyone in my position or worse is free to watch the fireworks.
>optical physics
The fuck is that?
Please marry me senpai. I can support the two of us on my intern income
you've got nowhere to go but up man, even if that isn't really true it is practically true.
maybe get a second degree/training and become an optometrist or optician. Probably not what you wanted but you'll have plausible "he-hey, I just love optics" credit and it'll be a relatively cushy job when you eventually become established.
Remember anon, a Dr Pepper a day keeps the normies away
This post reminded me to to go buy some Dr Pepper
REEE GET ME DR PEPP
Why do we have 5 dr.pepper threads? It may be the best soda to grace this earth but why spam the threads? Are you trying to make a meme?
If this post gets dubs I am going to IMMEDIATELY take off my clothes, and run out into the streets, into stores, and in front of traffic naked.
I vow to be honest and true with whatever results I get here.
>>29493470
Fuck it, I'll take you up on that.
>>29493470
Okay you're on
But I'm too scared about that shit
I love nudism as much as the next guy but I know others aren't quite with the times
So I will only go out on my deck and take a stretch
Alright let's do it. I'm in.
Neets and robots everywhere love Dr Pepper!
Tell us how much you all 23 refreshing flavors of Dr Pepper! The official /r9k/ drink.
Has it been discontinued yet?
i don't really like cola.
>be me
>get thirsty
>check fridge for those refreshing 23 flavors
>reeee mom why is there no Dr Pepper
>make her drive me to the supermarket and purchase the new Diet Dr Pepper Cherry, the latest edition to the Dr Pepper family
>enjoy the refreshing ice cold soda
What did you guys do to get your Dr Pepper fix, lol
Why would you be in a relationship with another person if you don't have a child together?
What is the point?
Because you're an adult and that's what adults do. :^)
Are you not an adult? How immature of you, lol.
that was a good fight
but really there isn't one
Companionship>implying anyone is looking for companionship in a relationship
Would you live in house where people died in?
>>29493396
I probably do right now desu
I mean no one has died in this house, but people have probably died in this spot where my house is
the foundation of the house I live in is more than 200 years old
>>29493396
Why not? It'd be nice to have a friend.
Why haven't you tried dating a handicapped girl?
They're just as cute as normal girls, but their standards must surely be lower.
>>29493304
>They're just as cute as normal girls, but their standards must surely be lower.
You would think that but boy would you be wrong. American women think they deserve the best of everything just because they have a soggy hole between their legs, whether those legs work or not.
>>29493342
Hers probably isn't that soggy.
>>29493342
That girl is from Poland, your argument is invalid.
>be me, youngfag and newfag
(I turned 18 a week or so ago, been underage faggot here for about 2 years)
>A single generation behind the true robots
>Hated Chad and looked up to young adult robots as role models
>By the time I get internet and am old enough to interact with other robots the show is almost over
>Hear tales of stupid memes like longcat that I will never be a part of
>The days of newgrounds and flash animations are over
It's like I'm finally arriving at a great city, but most of the people who built it are gone, the city conquered by normies
Born too late -
To belong to those who don't belong
>>29493289
Only after reading this do I realise how fucking shit my post is. I'm glad I'm anonymous because I am fucking ashamed.
>>29493289
Some of us old faggots are still hanging around on the web since the early 90s. Back in the day was extremely fucking awesome to say the least. Today... I don't even want to go on about today, it's just fucking shit. I don't like how things turned out.
>>29493451
Lighten up.
>>29493289
>teenager bitching on /r9k/
you fit right in my man.
How many of you have schizoid personality disorder?
Was too young to get diagnosed. I don't really give a shit if I do or do not.
>>29493279
full blown Schizophrenia here..
>>29493279
why does literally every female killer look like this?
