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how do I kiss?
>>29492422
You put your lips against theirs and open and close your jaw rapidly. It's that easy.
>>29492422
Place an M&M or some other small candy on the back of your hand.
Now pick it up with just your lips. It's basically like that.
>>29492447
Ye ikr you can tongue fuck her too but carefull
Is the Man in pic related our Tyler Durden? Our hero? Who is your hero?
Cho did everything I wanted to do, I fell for the life meme and I wasted 4 years of my life.
He's my hero <3 I miss you Adam
>>29492418
There is only one.fuckyourobotthis isoregano
>be me
>enter r9k for some feels vs reals.
>everyone is being supportive with "be yourself", and "try to socialize" advice on every fucking thread.
>everyone has or had a girlfriend.
>everyone hangs out with Chad or has at least once before.
>threads about whether or not playing vidya is lame and other similar approval-seeking threads.
>"what color panties do you wear" cancer-tier thread.
>most fapped-to pornstar thread.
Are you fucking kidding me? Where did all the real robots go? where is the usual frogs and feels tavern thread? what the fuck did you normies do with my frog-bros? /r9k/ used to be a place where we could share our miserable perspectives on life and comfort each other. Now it's one giant tumblr bukkake party. If any real robots have survived the Normie-pocalypse, then please, I beg you, point me in the direction of the colony of survivors. I must go back to my people.
protip: being alone, miserable and sedentary sucks donkey balls
you really don't know the immense self-loathing and hopelessness that's going to come crushing down on you once you're out of your prime
>>29492481
This is what I mean, another normie with a normie-tier response. I repeat, are any real robots left?
>>29492414
Join us, OP.
We're all going to hang with chad and stacy, maybe head to the mall. Then we'll all have a big mostly-gay orgy before settling in to taunt NEETs online.
You'll love it, senpai.
Assuming the universe and time as infinite, infinite as a real concept and everything that can happen as probable, there's infinite points in time and space in which any possibility is happening.
Imagine the probability of a world that's exactly like the earth existing as 1/x, where x is a ridiculously high, immeasurable number. Multiply that for infinite, and you still get infinite. So you reading this post is something that is happening infinite times. Hitler also wins infinite times and you also fuck your mother infinite times. Just not in your current perception of reality.
Is there any depth to what I'm saying or am I just retarded?
>>29492367
What your saying is Infinite space= infinite probabilities. It's not really a deep thought it's very logical.
>>29492468
Makes me mad that there are infinite realities in which I get laid but I'm trapped in one I'm a virgin.
>>29492367
but that can't be possible at all, because that would mean there is one where it is separate from all the others and how can that be?
Can you have nothing and something at the same time? no
>tfw leveled up to a level 24 wizard today
Welcome to the club. I'll be leveling up to 25 in August.
You don't get the wizard job advance until level 30 you idiot.
>>29492515
It can be apprentice then, whatever.
dont mind this thread. just another obligatory robot announcing his suicide thread.
after a certain point it feels like all you lack is the courage to finally do it.
then the courage to do it finally hits you from nowhere.
im going to do it then leave this thread open on my PC. so pretty much right after i post this.
so long brobots
>>29492332
See ya anon, good luck!
>>29492332
You will be greeted by the peace of nothingness.
All your hardships are done now, Anon.
I wish you the best in this world and the next
Cool, op is still a fag.
Would you rape me, my friend?
rape is such a strong word
>>29492330
I would love you.
Rape probably not but if she were passed out i would grab her boobs and finger her pussy and maybe jack off on her face
Oh well might as well rape her at that point
>work full time
>zero personality
>no friends
Has anything interesting happened in your life recently?
If I was in a position in my life where I had and could hold down a full time job, I would be so happy with myself.
>>29492297
They opened the pool at my apartment complex and I get to watch college age qts sunbathing from my balcony.
That's about it.
>wake up at 8
>masturbate
>wake up again at noon
>eat a gyro
>vegetate on 4chan tI'll 5
>masturbate
So yeah robomates today at my workplace i work at school as professor i entered computer science class opened all computers took cpu fans off kek
>mfw those dumb kids couldnt play minecraft
Anyone had good day too?
>>29492296
My PSN is Robomate, what the fuck
>>29492296
My steam is Robomate, what the fuck
>>29492319
>>29492352
Did you play minecraft at school today? kek
who /raging beta autist/ here?
>tfw fat unemployed khv loser with no friends or life prospects
>still grateful despite everything I'm not a poo throwing tendie consuming social que lacking autismotron
Life isn't so bad
>>29492255
Ii fuckedddd urrrrrr maaaaaaaammmmmnm fgt ass prick mafakr reeeeeeeee
>>29492255
The fact that this thread exists and it's not assumed that we're all raging beta autists is proof that we've become overrun with normalfaggots
http://www.racismtest.org/racism-test
>20 questions
>>29492204
>wants my email and fucking address
Fuck off
>>29492204
Does a high RQ make me a racism genius?
>>29492261
click anonymous to not put an email and put in a fake location. You don't have to tell them anything
>the schoolcuck gets ready for a stressful test
>while the NEET takes his 18th rest
>>29492145
>the school God graduates and gets a job
>the Neetfag rots like a log
>>29492783
https://youtu.be/K8E_zMLCRNg
>the schoolcuck stresses over debts
>while the NEET takes his 19th rest
>>29492783
WAGIES
BTFO
T
F
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Get rejt y fyjeb
who else life started going down hill when they got a computer?
>not having a computer since birth
i don't even
>>29492149
u shouldnt be on here mr underage
>>29492114
I know that feel
But I still have one last chance since I'm going to uni this fall.
Let's get a rares thread going, Pepe, spurdo, anything you've got.
ultra rare right here
original commento potato
get the f___ out normie REEEE
I really want to see a woman naked. What's it like?
Go to a beach for tits at least
>>29491992
look at yourself in the mirror naked, and then take away the dick and the ugly
It's like "woah a girl is willing to let me see her naked, this is fucking awesome".
Not as hot as porn or hentai, though.
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