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HAAAAAAAAAA FUCK
FUCKING AAAAAHHHHH
HOLY CUNT
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
What happened Anon tell us, we all care about you.
>>29487225
I FUCKED
>>29487248
TED
E
D
orignal ted
>tfw my gf is flat chested and wants us to have a threesome with a big with big tits
is my girlfriend a cuck??
>>29487143
Either she's a bislut and wants the big tits herself, or maybe she's a cuck. Some girls genuinely enjoy FFM threesomes.
Just, if you actually do it, keep an eye on how your girlfriend reacts if you pay more attention to the chestier girl. If she gets visibly aroused AND (not or) ashamed then you know she's a cuckquean.
nah, she just wants to use this experience to manipulate you into have a threesome with a hot guy she's been crushing on for 3 months
they're in cahoots, they probably want you to beta orbit them and buy them stuff like all women
follow my advice my man, and just dump her and fly solo as the gods prescribed
Wait a minute that post...
>>29487135
so what's the deal with this thread?
>>29487263
I could ask you the same question manlet
>>29487135
>Stream time is actually 4AM in Japan
What does it mean...
Seriously dad? A penis pump? Not only are those useless, I had just gotten over my penis size. Why?
>it's used
>>29487086
Better than your dad giving you his BBC or dragon dildo collections.
>>29487086
He just wanted chad, not a useless neet. Can you blame him?
who else here sticks their pillow in the freezer before they sleep on a hot day?
I don't have a freezer
freezer master race
Not enough room in my freezer
Is there some guide on looksmaxing?
I want to become as handsome as possible.
>>29487021
Yeah boi, but you'll need to lurk for many moons and you'll have to be prepared to go through some excruciatingly painful procedures.
sluthate.com/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=9183
>>29487243
this
if you're not surgerycelling, you might as well give up and rot
>>29487021
>be physically in shape, not fat, lift
>good facial hygiene: clean, and either shaved, stubble with neck shaved, or trimmed beard with neck shaved
>decent haircut, regularly maintained by barber
>cologne (NOT AXE unless you are 14)
>decent, adult appropriate, well-fitting clothes. No graphic tees, autism shoes, baggy polos, or cargo shorts
>good posture
>cut nails regularly (I do mine once weekly because I play guitar and they need to be short as possible or I sperg out)
>don't over-accessorize but don't settle for a banged up wallet, weird looking sunglasses, hueg keychain, etc.
>brush teeth before leaving the house
>bathe regularly, apply deoderant
That will fix up your average beta neckbeard loser, but it takes more effort than most betas are willing to put in.
Would you date this woman? Be honest with me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UV8p-GcvEpU
Skip or watch to 2:05 at least before answering please.
NOTE: I am referring to the woman in the video, not the image.
My bad.
>>29487007
>>29487029
Seems like a cool woman; would date. It's really great that she is so sexually open about herself. So much better than an uptight, inexperienced virgin. I want a woman who is honest about her body.
western """"""culture""""""
What do i do guys? I csnt hsndle my fucking anger and mood swings. Every other day i was tp kill myself or become homeless or go to jail then i realize that all of that would be awful and wpuldnt make me happy either. Then i go back to neutral then go downhill again. I CANT JUST KEEP WAITING FOR MY LIFE TO GET BETTER BUT FUCK I HATE THIS FUCKING PLANET AND EVERYONE ON IT
>>29486960
Stop being a faggot and go to a therapist for help you fucking mong
>>29487045
I am, and he cant do shit for me
>>29487109
Tell him to suck your cock
1/1
So this morning while take a long and satisfying walk in the park I stumbled upon a fellow NEET. NEETless to say, it is always statisfying to talk to my fellow NEETs.
It is something pleasantly suprising when both of you share a disgust for wagies and a love for knowledge, food and art. He told me: "You know, when we think of biodiversity we think of such things as flowering plants, mammals, birds and so on. But, did you know that a significant part of species are parasites? In life, many species depend on others just as we NEETs do." He laughed and continued, "See, any species will try to leach of the system, there's nothing wrong with it. But of course, you and I know that NEETs aren't exactly parasites, we have contributed and continue to contribute to society. The NEET is in total symbiosis with society."
>>29486957
Thisis true food for thought.
I've never met a fellow neet in person.
Well, I don't leave my house often.
>>>>>>>""""""The NEET is in total symbiosis with society.""""""""
REAL SUGIURA HOURS
WHO THE FUCK UP
>>29486939
I'm up!
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
Yui is the cutest Yuru Yuri, but Ayano is a qt too
Would she have sex with Akari?
Why do so many nationalists/patriots pretend they love their country so much when the reality is they just hate those less fortunate then them? Just be honest with yourselves and let the world know you are just a bag of hate. Stop pretending like you're this noble person in love with your country. You just hate foreigners.
>getting angry at people who aren't happy with any fucking cunt coming in to their country
You are the ultimate cuck.
Shitskin detected
Get the fuck out
I hate foreigners and I love my country, it is as simple as that
>>29486892
who is this qt ??? i must know!
>tfw 20 and dating a 17 year old half Asian half white girl
>tfw grabbing her throat and ordering her to do nasty things for me
>tfw shooting cum down her throat and fucking her til she's sore
>tfw tying her small body up and doing things to her while she cannot protest
>tfw heating her say "thank you daddy"
>tfw she made me sushi a few days ago>tfw brown and making whitebois angry when they see her with me
>>29486869
>thinks he's making white guys angry by fucking non-white girls
>isn't even a black guy
>tfw you're making up a shit greentext for an anime imageboard.
Fuck off, nobody cares.
>>29486869
If this is true, you have inspired me somewhat anon. I must experience similar sexual pleasure in my life
>you will never live a comfy NEET life because of parental pressure
>>29486861
Strategically bring up economic problems to make them think the job market is shit
>>29486904
I don't think that would help
>>29486904
>unemployment in US at 43 year low
Yeah, good luck with that.
"Hey anon, do you wanna go to the gym with me later?"
>>29486824
kek. Physical activity with a girl sounds great, but no way anything good comes out of this.
>>29486824
90% of gym sluts like this are following around a basketball american, it's shit.
you know i've been meaning to start. if you could show me the basics that would be great, i'd really appreciate it.
:)
Who /secretchad/ here?
>date tumblr feminist for 2 years
>she slowly stops loving me, I'm almost cucked
>dump her, still want to talk to her
>very lonely and sad, but better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all
>decide fuck it, I'm just going to focus on myself, and I'll never find a girl that good again
>start going to the gym, reading more, becoming a "good guy"
>gain about 20lbs, decide I really only need to work on social skills, so I devote most of my time to actually going and hanging out with people
>I was a sperg at first but I would pay to do shit so people would hang around me
>start doing drugs, drinking and partying
>realize that I'm attractive when girls start hitting on me
>still no game
>still sad
>get a tinder, have about 50 matches, all of which stopped responding after I try to have an actual conversation
>my bio is actual stuff about me, things I considered interesting
>got stupid drunk one night and just changed my bio to "6'6'' med student"
>instantly got much more matches
>started matching so many I didn't even message half of them back
>decide to just let my friends talk to these girls, since they are much more smooth than me
>realize that I'm attractive enough that I can be extremely forward with girls
>become the biggest narcissistic asshole ever
>still sad, just cope with drinking, drugs and random sex
>ex starts trying to contact me now, I get happy for a second and then realize how fucking disgusting she was compared to some of the girls I was fucking
>now dating some 9/10 college cheerleader that is madly in love with me who I cheat on regularly, treat like shit, and cum inside of
tldr; it doesn't get better unless you're tall and attractive
hollow
>>29486798
So are you actually 6'6"?
>>29486798
dude that's exactly what's happening to me, like i'm at the point where i'm getting matches with hot girls but actually lose the pussy because i'm actually trying to talk to them. how can i get past this stage? i mean i try being an insensitive douche but i just care too much since i've been in love?
