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How to keep the interest of a girl who loves abuse?
>>29495498
Abuse her?
>>29495525
it gets exhausting though, and I'm not really that into it
>>29495498
flirt with other slut in front of her, it works with masochist whores
Is this /r9k/ the album?btw, what are some of your favorite albums????
A true robot album.bleep
>>29495350
you think /mu/ is no different than here don't you? well it isn't so take that pretentious avant garde nonsense somewhere else. r9k has no album. just the sound emptiness.
so funky
so groovy
so rude
Basically the girl I fucking love is too busy with her work and life to spend time with me.
She admits this and she said she'll "make time for just us" soon after her work load has lightened.
Why the fuck do girls treat us like garbage robots? Fucking why, I love her and I know sje loves me but she is just so damn active and I hate it
have you fucked? are you officially dating? has she bought you presents?
if none of the above, there isn't any evidence of love. except maybe a friendship kind.
probably cause her dad is dying of mega aids and she's busying fulfilling his father daughter incest porno wish off his bucket list
do you not have a job or a life anon? lol
Does /r9k/ have any talents or skills?
I tried everything guys
I can't play sports
I tried writing music for years and years but I hate everything I make, I'm the least creative person I know
I locked myself in my room for hundreds and hundreds of hours trying to get good at games but no matter how much I practice I get destroyed
What do you guys do for fun? Nothing is fun for me.
I can ride a bike with no hands if that counts as a talent.
I feel the same wat tbhq familia
games aren't a talent
sports don't matter unless you're best in the world and have been on a tightly monitored path towards professionalism since childhood
writing doesn't matter, the most profitable shit is just regurgitated algorithmic bullshit that triggers clicks
in conclusion: read books (I recommend all those boring and shitty classics your teachers tried to get you to read, for a start), watch films (funny you use a RLM image), and find satisfaction that doesn't come from social performance
I just shit my pants.
I squatted down in the middle of my room to get a nice stretch, and then felt a fart coming. Unbeknownst to me, a small turd had been chambered in my rectum. As I relaxed and let out the fart, along with it came a grape sized poop nugget launched straight down into my boxer briefs.
I waddled to the bathroom, ashamed of myself, carrying the weight of a mountain in my trousers. I carefully lowered my boxers, waiting for the dingleberry to reveal itself. And reveal itself it did. Immediately as it came into sight, it rushed to escape, falling through the pant leg and straight down to my foot, bouncing off onto the tile of the bathroom. I didn't think I could lose any more of my dignity. Whatever was left of it must have been in my foot, and crushed by the falling turd.
Embarrassed, I gathered a wad of toilet paper and scooped up the poo, dropping it into the toilet. Finally I flushed it down with my head hung low.
A shit stain and a shitposter. I'm impressed.
>>29495285
masterfully written
>I didn't think I could lose any more of my dignity
>Whatever was left of it must have been in my foot, and crushed by the falling turd
Usually I dislike the xd verbose shitposting about literal shit meme but that's a very good line.
>that sad and finally bitter, hopeless feel when you realize you have no friends at all
>>29495138
>when you realize
how do you 'realize' this? You mean you have 5-10 regular friends that you regularly hang out with but they are not 'real' to you because blah blah blah?
>>29495186
No, I have no friends at all. I don't have "real" or "regular" friends.
>>29495206
the now do you realize this? Are you just so withdraw, and occupied that you didn't notice you have no friends?
How can I stop being an attention whore guys?
>>29494985
Don't talk to anyone for at least 5 years unless absolutely necessary
>>29494985
You'll stop being an attention whore whenever you want to stop.
So probably never, especially if you're already 20 or over.
>>29495020
>
How does one stop wanting attention?
HUNTER THREAD
Does anyone know where Hunter is?
He said he'd be here.
I'm not familiar with this neighbourhood, it looks like you people have a frog problem though.
How do I sort by username?
>>29494975
I am Hunter.
>>29495369
How can one be certain?
>ask mom about why she chose my dad in her late 20's after she had been dating bad boy chads
>her explanation is a near perfect version of alpha fux beta bux
holy shit I hate this fucking world
you opened pandora's box and now you know that the madonna whore complex is inaccurately presented as a dichotomy
>>29495003
I fucking hate the red pill I wish I never took it.
>>29494972
>you opened pandora's box and now you know that the madonna whore complex is inaccurately presented as a dichotomy
tell us what she said exactly
Let's have a /devilish/ thread
>parents think I'm the good kid because I'm just quiet while my little brother is a bit argumentative and my sister dropped out of engineering school to get a nursing degree
>I actually smoke (cigarettes and weed), do opiates, and dream about murdering my entire family except for my sister
Share your devilish deeds /r9k/
>>29494815
>young woman asks me what floor I want to go to on the elevator
>tell her the number and she presses it
>don't say thank you
>mfw
>go to Chick-fil-A
>they ask what condiments I want
>say ketchup
>I don't want ketchup
I AM THE DEVIL
>>29494815
Is your sister hot?
Im original
Post your qt ITT.
Robots provide commentary.
>>29494749
This is facebook tier fucking garbage. What a shit post. Fucking off yourself.
Norman, please go. Ree.
That fucking sucks, let's fix it.
Tonight is the night where I wanna cut myself and get the biggest amount of blood possible. I want to use something else than a razor blade, what can I use and where on my arm is it the best ?
Fucking panic attack
Shoot yourself on a stream emo faggot
Warm bath, femoral artery.
stream it OP
stream it for the blood stream god
>tfw no naive but cute gf to contrast well with your autism
Why live?
Whats your preferred gf?
>>29494721
Someone who is kind, yet strong.
Someone who is willing to stand up for the weak and is angered by injustice.
But most of all, someone who treasures life and the freedom it brings.
I like goth/punk women
There are very few of them and I doubt any would be interested in dating someone as boring as me
>>29494721
>tfw you will never impregnate a Sucy
LWA3 when?
If you could genocide any group of people, what would it be?
Tongans
>>29494645
>ethnic not specified
politicians
Women
hiefw
Tell me why you deserve a gf. If presented well enough I'll use my meme magic to get you a gf and you'll finally be a normie. You'll finally be able to leave and never come back to this place.
>>29494639
>implying you have the direct line to KEK
>>29494639
>Tell me why you deserve a gf
>deserve
This a trick Normie question because nobody deserves anything. Hobos, criminals , and women beaters get girls but they aren't social autist like us and most of us really want a qt virgin gf to play vidya with.
>>29494639
I don't put much effort into my 4chan posting, or as much effort as I could.
I've been sitting here for the past 1 minute now, and I can't think of why I would deserve one honestly. But I'm well past that way of thinking - male losers and female sluts on the Internet exaggerate the hell out of how much guys think they are entitled to sex/a girlfriend. They exaggerate because women have it so easy in western society that people need to invent mythical stories about how women are oppressed.
