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Hey guys I want to show a girl what you think of women. Go ahead.
>>29379891
Women are great. I love women. It's a shame they face so much struggle and oppression in modern society though, we've still got a lot of work to do before we finally achieve equality.
>>29379891
tell her she has to eat all the eggs
>>29380039
They've probably never had it this hard given the immense pressure society puts on them nowadays. Honestly, they're all goddesses.
Why people say suicide is the "cowards way out?" I wish i had the guts to hang myself, shit keeps getting worse and worse.
anon :- (
Do It FuCcBoI LiTeRaLlY nO oNe wIlL cArE :D
>>29379968
I'm a chicken, literally no going back once you truly commit
I u-um got some Vaseline in my butt hole. Is it harmful? Should I clean it out somehow?
>>29379770
it will erode latex condoms but otherwise its pretty okay for your butthole.
>>29379770
wont hurt you, I dont like the feel of it though so take a shower if you want
>>29379791
don't listen to this faggot
>>29379770
it's TOXIC TO YOUR BODY and you are fucked
I suggest calling an ambulance unless you want to get sick enough to shit out blood for weeks on end
Turns out the cold shower thing isn't a meme.
>read up on cold showers
>think it's silly placebo shit
>say 'fuck it' and give it a whirl
>first couple of days bitch out and turn it to hot
>after that able to stay under
>today the cold water started to feel warm after a minute or so
How the fuck is this possible? I could stand there fine and didn't bitch out. Bodily adaptation? Anyone experience this?
Everything is relative, anon.
The body adapts
>>29379692
But I mean, is it still broscience? It's fucking bizarre because it took me a few seconds to realize "oh wait this feels fucking warm now" and the fucking thing was still set to cold.
Honestly a bit spooked right now. A week ago I ran out like a bitch but today stood there like it was nothing at all.
Have I tapped into some /x/ tier shit?
>>29379736
>>29379652
What's broscience is the superpowers thing, I've been cold showering for 6 years and other than improved hair, skin and slightly better feel right after showering I haven't noticed anything else.
Why aren't you going to sleep tonight? What are your plans?
Me? Sleep to me is a waste of time, where I can be doing anything I want, continue writing my failed book, watch a movie I never knew about, or maybe walk the streets, where strangers couldn't tell the difference between me and an the ordinary bum
>>29379498
take a bunch of adderall and go night skating. you have so much time to do shit when you don't sleep its actually suprising
>>29379744
I usually go night boarding. I just long-board past the bridge near my mouse and just cruise down Biscayne. The empty streets are so insane... not a car in sight... not a soul
>>29379498
So you mean that sleeping at night is a waste of time but not in the day?
I kinda agree, living at night is comfy afug
>tfw you will never be able to get help for any of your issues because the queue is filled with normals playing pretend for snowflake points
>>29379107
Just try, unless your in a massive metropolitan area queue probably isn't as large as you'd think.
>>29379107
>waiting for someone to save you
stop being a bitch.
You're an adult; Time to act like one.
>>29379136
how can you expect to get any help when the definitions have been diluted so much?
just look at the depression forums, its full of people with great jobs and lots of friends and even sexual relationships
>tfw no comfortable bf
I'll be your boyfriend, anon. I'd like to think that I'm comfortable. Cushy if you like sleeping on top of others, at least.
>>29378945
How many times do I have to tell you? I am your bf now. Stop making these threads.
>>29378986
stop giving the man-ogre that thinks a little girl attention.
>ewww don't let him sit by us
>>29378925
I cant relate, our schools didnt have cafeterias.
People knew I would have shot up the school if they said that to me so I was thankfully rejected in silence
What 3rd world country are you from?
The one with the civil war or the one on the brink of civil war?
Don't you have a woman to rape you prefugee.
wh-what was that?
>>29378708
DONT YOU FUCKING LOOK AT ME YOU NIGGER
>>29378708
*HHHMMMHHFFFFPLPLPFLPFLFPFLFBRNT*
>>29378816
>farting
ewwy
I have a high probability of getting laid tomorrow, but I'm afraid my dick is still suffering from death grip. I used to masturbate 3+ times a day every day for years. I've been on no fap for 3 weeks, is that enough time to cure the death grip?
>3 times a day
mate thats pussy shit, i spent 10 years going 5 to 8 times a day every day and mine is fine.
>>29378554
I always use this before I go on a date.
It's gentle and caring, and is especially good because GOD is watching me fap.
>>29378602
3 was the minimum. I did more depending on if I had the time and nobody bothered me. It's not a competition though I just want to know if I should wait longer.
>TFW banned from /pol/
>idindunuffin
>>29378531
What do you do to get banned from /pol/?
>>29378531
me too! Unbans in 6 hours...not that I'm counting.
>>29378531
get fucked buddy
never go back to my board again
who here can just look at a woman and sense if they have an STD or not?
throughout my whole life, i can just look at the face of one woman and think to myself "yup she has an STD".
am i the only one?
>>29378325
what do you mean by this anon?
Jfhs v s v e by s s
Hh a g see vs tv e v e6e c 3gs tv 2 shave tf
I just look for tattoos. If she has a few, I'm thinking "yep, std for sure".
So...
The girl I like, and just dumped me is at a club right now with her friends and I'm here. Should I just go there to fuck everything up or be worried that she will eventualy kiss another guy?
>>29378241
She dumped you?
Just Columbine it OP, No one will care about that bitch
>>29378241
You have to be 18 to post here.
Origami.
Why do we call ourselves betas, when there are so many other Greek letters much further down the line.
So if the Greek alphabet were a scale of "betaness " , Alpha being most macho , omega being ultra sperglord
What letter would you be?
I'm still thinking on it myself.
>>29378143
Omega
Original omega
I'd be the pitchfork letter because I'm absolutely wicked.
>>29378185
>>29378217
Well sons I may be a mu after careful consideration
how many good boy points did you accumulate today?
I didn't get any, my mommy keeps giving me this wired green paper.
Should I ask her about it?
>>29379065
>my mommy keeps giving me this wired green paper.
>wired green paper
>wired
>>29379115
Shit I ment weird
